In Times of Trouble
A Thor, Supernatural Crossover
"Chaos was the law of nature; Order was the dream of man."
-Henry B. Adams
Tony Stark was very, very glad he'd never lost a paternity suit. He was also completely certain that children were evil. Or just insane. He was positive he'd never been like the mob of brats pelting the little carrot shaped orange things nobody eats at him.
"In da name ah da King!" A tiny Elphaba screamed as she broke formation, weaving between limbs the size of tree trunks, only to start swatting Iron Man with her toy broom.
"Mother Fucker!" Iron Man's speakers projected quite clearly, resulting in a lull in the battle as Captain America glared disapproval.
Despite his beyond cutting edge tech, Tony completely missed Sexy Witch of a MILF and the ridiculously heavy flashlight that managed to dent his armor. "DO NOT TALK THAT WAY AROUND MY BABY!"