A/N:
Me: WHAT UP Y'ALL? Here's your boy CVL. And again, I sincerely apologize for not updating any of my stories for a really, really long time...It's just stuff, ya know?
Cowboy: SAYIN' SORRY AIN'T GONNA MAKE YE INNOCENT! DID YE HAD ANY IDEAS HOW PISSED OFF THE FRIGGIN' AUDIENCE WERE!?
Me: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! GET OUT OF THE STUDIO, ASSHOLE! I'M IN CHARGE AROUND THIS PLACE AND THERE AIN'T NOBODY WHO CAN YELL AT ME!
Cowboy: Hey hey hey, hold ye horses, matey! Isn't this just ye room?
Me: IT IS, BUT I TURNED IT INTO A FUCKING STUDIO! NOW GET YOUR ASS OUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!
Cowboy: Calm down, calm teh fack down lad! I wus just messin' with ye...Geez...
Me: THEN SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THOSE LAME JOKES OF YOURS! I JUST MOVED FROM THE FRIEND ZONE TO THE REJECT ZONE AND I'M NOT GONNA GET OVER IT FOR A LONG TIME! MAYBE EVEN FOREVER!
Cowboy: Faine...*stomps out and grumbles something*
Me: (Oh I'm so gonna #^%!%^$% $^% !^$ ! you off you son of a !%#$ %$$ %$! %#...) ANYWAY GUYS, as you might already know this story is nearly reaching the end...:( BUT DO NOT WORRY, BECAUSE THERE ARE STILL MORE FANFICS TO COME! And for now, let's just enjoy this EPIC final battle and wait for the SUPER sweet epilogue!
Cowboy: *his head pops out from the door* So...No cookies fo' me, lad?
-OVERKILL-
Major characters: Finn, Fionna, Marceline, Marshall Lee, Prince Gumball, Princess Bubblegum, Jake, Cake, Ice King, Ice Queen, Princess Kathy (I'm gonna stick to calling FP by her name, at least for now...) and Symbiote/Perfect Flame Prince (THIS ISN'T EVEN HIS FINAL FORM! Nah I'm just kidding, it is. This ain't no Dragon Ball Z.)
Minor characters: Flame King & Flame Soldiers.
NOTES: Well, like usual. Just one more thing: Luckily for all of you movie-lovers who can't remember which line is from which movie, I'll add a note whenever there is a reference. Ye happy now?
Now let's get to work, shall we? *points at assistant* YOU THERE! TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!
3, 2, 1, ACTION!
Chapter VII. The Big Bad Boss
"Ready for the big fight, guys?" A giant, burning Finn asked.
"Ready." The animal couple answered, their hands morphed into all kinds of deadly weapons.
"Ready..." The two giant bats replied.
"Ready when you are." Gumball smirked, turning his machine's weapon systems on.
"Ready, Finn." Bonnibell briefly smiled, having a nice cup of coffee before battle, which made some of the Candy People to look at her in a "WTF?" way. "What? I'm just getting ready." The princess said annoyingly, shutting the cockpit down. (OUT OF WORDS)
"I'm always ready." Fionna chuckled, throwing the Eternal Amulet around her neck. Intense flames begin to engulf her waist, then her whole body.
"Let's see if any of you mere mortals can match my power..." The out-of-control Flame Prince laughed. Once again, millions and millions of skeletons appeared out of nowhere around him. They were still armed to the teeth like last time with sharpened weapons and toughened armor, some even wielded mini laser cannons!
"ATTACK, MY MINIONS!" He roared, his booming voice cracked the cave's rocky ceiling, dropping a couple of rocks down. Luckily they didn't crush anyone.
"FOR OOO AND AAA!" The human hybrid's battle cry boomed as the team of mighty heroes (and anti-heroes) and the team of undead warriors and their commander - a giant psychopath who went from a Fire Elemental to a fearsome monster - march against each other. Swords and spears clashed, cannons fired, fireballs and iceballs shot, fists thrown. Our heroes (and anti-heroes) fought bravely, even though they were completely outnumbered. It was an all out battle between the good and the bad.
Hundreds and hundreds of skeletons begin to either get their heads hacked off or their chests impaled as the vampire couple floated their way to aid their allies.
"Been quite a while since I get to kick and punch people in the face and nobody's stopping me!" Marceline smirked, smashing her bone-ripping claws down to the whiteheads. "I know right? Just like old times!" Her boyfriend used his feet to crush the remaining ones while still chuckling at the female bat.
"LET'S SEE IF YOU LOVEBIRDS CAN SURVIVE ANY LONGER! SOLDIERS, FORM THE BONE GOLEM!" One of the leading skeletons screamed furiously, commanding his fleet to form a giant using their own dead buddies' body parts which took some time. Marshall and Marceline sat down, watching the construction scene as they both yawned a few minutes later.
"Man...If these dudes are gonna give us a real challenge this time, they gotta hurry up!" The Vampire King said to his queen. "Yeah, I'm pretty bored right now!" She smirked.
Later...
"HAHA! NOW YOU SHALL FEAR THE WRATH OF OUR ANCESTORS' MIGHTIEST CREATION!" The dumbass leader's voice boomed, waking the vampires up from their deep slumber. As Marceline fully opens her eyes, she gasped. In front of her was a 10 meters tall golem-like creature, completely made of bones.
"NOW, MY MEN! LET THEM FEAR OUR ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE, THE POWER PUNCH!" He climbed up to the top and - sitting on the "bone golem"'s head - battle-cried. The so-called golem somehow begins to raise his leg and then walks slowly, then - with the speed of a turtle (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)- launches his bone fist at Marshall, who easily evaded it by moving his head to the left.
"HAH! SERIOUSLY!? IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!?" He bursts out laughing and so did the Queen. Marshall then continued to dodge the golem's "deadly" attacks while still laughing and mocking the skeleton leader.
"Missed!"
"Missed again!" The leader angrily groans.
"Oo, pretty close!" Marcy sits down and uses her new summon spellto summon a bag of popcorn. Looks like she's really enjoying the fight.
Or maybe not, because she's already snoring.
"C'mon!"
"Here! Hit me in the nose!" The furious leader was even more furious as he cracks his teeth.
"Whoa!" The "golem" now hits Marshall twice as fast as before.
"You missed for just half an inch! Great job, seriously..." The vampire's smirk slowly faded away as the golem lets out a mighty roar.
"YEAH THANKS JACKASS, AND HERE COMES THE FLYING KICK OF DOOM!" The other guy evil-laughs as his golem performs a jump-kick that almost hit Marshall in the face.
"So much for the Flying Kick of DOOM!" The Vampire King's feet launches itself with the speed of sound at the golem's face, but to his and Marceline's - who instantly woke up when she heard Marshall's scream of awe - surprise, it actually managed to DODGE the kick!
"WHAT THE HELL!?" The Queen of Vampires cried out in pain as she took a nasty punch to the chest (DUUUUUUDDDEEEE! YOU SMACKED A CHICK IN THE BOOBS!), sending her towards the wall.
"Shit just got serious!" Marshall growled, sharpening his claws as the golem attacks once again.
"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!" The Candy Prince screams excitedly, his dual autocannons firing at full speed, taking out every single skeleton they're aimed at. Not a single one was able to withstand such devastating firepower. A skeleton luckily managed to get behind Gumball's machine and attempted to attack it with his battle-axe, but the prince dressed in pink (A.K.A Gay) somehow spotted him and swung his cannons to the back, knocking the sneak-attacker out cold.
"Nobody gets a sneak attack on me without my permission." He snickered, turning the weapons back and then continues shootng.
Bonnibell sat quietly in her machine, her eyes locked on the other one in astonishment. The sweet and caring Gumball she once knew, was now fiercely fighting the evil forces without any hesitations. (OUT OF IDEAS).
"What on Ooo happened to my Gumball?" She thought, not paying attention to her back, as a giant laser cannon was aimed at her robot. Her boyfriend quickly notices this.
"BONNIE!" Gumball exclaimed while quickly aiming his left cannon to Bubblegum's side. A big trail of bullets were fired at the skeleton squad, but unfortunately that wasn't enough for them to let go of the cannon. A wide laser beam hit the pink Princess' machine as she was knocked out cold and fell off.
"Damn..." The other royal cursed under his throat, quickly finishing off the rest of the skeleton force, then climbs out of his robot and ran towards his unconscious girlfriend.
"Bonnie! Wake up!" The Candy Prince desperately shakes her. "C'mon! Say something! You're not going to Glob World!" He sighs in relief as she slowly opens her eyes.
"Gumball...? What on Ooo happened to me...?" She mumbled.
"Well, you got hit by a skeleton, you fall off your machine, and you got knocked o-" Gumball didn't get the chance to finish as his future wife walks towards the group of skeletons, her fists clenched.
"Oh, I am sincerely sorry about making you unconscious, Your Highness!" One said in a mocking tone as the others burst out laughing. "Is there anything I can do for you to forgive me...?"
"You can begin by stop pissing me off." They all stopped laughing when Bubblegum's voice got darker. Drawing her favorite pair of energy tonfas from her pocket, the possessed princess dashes forward and - with the speed of light - cuts off the head of the skeleton mocking her before. The rest of the squad screamed as their pal's skull fall to the ground, then got stomped on by Bonnibell.
"You're next."
Bonnibell's boyfriend stood there, watching in astonishment as she cuts and swipes through every single skeleton, without getting a single cut or bruise on her skinny body. She somehow managed to keep her pink skirt, T-shirt and sleeveless coat in perfect condition. (DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE TRUE POWER OF DARK BUBBLEGUM!) And with just a few more swift moves, the pink princess had brought down the entire squad.
*pant* *pant* *pant*
"...Bonnie? You okay?" Gumball takes a few steps towards the princess.
*pant* *pant* *PANT*
"No no, no no no...Please don't kill me..." He shivered.
"Gumball..." Bubblegum hissed, her voice still dark and crispy.
"W-W-What?" The Candy Prince stuttered.
"GOTCHA!" The princess suddenly shouts at the prince's face with a big grin, then bursts out laughing when he fainted. "Oh Glob, you should've seen the look on your face!"
"THAT'S WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL!" Gumball yelled back, his face turning red. "I THOUGHT...I THOUGHT I WOULD LOSE YOU AGAIN!"
"Aw come on, you believe your super cute girlfriend who did approximately eighty-five percent of your work would lose control of her dark side THAT easily!?" Bonnibell helped him up while still laughing. "Besides, even if I DID lose control and then explode or something like that, at least my sweetheart Gummy is still alive!" Gumball slightly flushed at the word "sweetheart".
"...You can stop stroking my hair now, Bonnibell." He then said in an annoyed tone. "Oh, sorry about that..." The Candy Princess' cheeks turned slightly red as she lets go of Gumball's soft, pink hair.
"Stop huggin' and smoochin' and shit already, you two lovebirds!" The Vampire King exclaimed from a far distance. "We're in big trouble this time! A little help!?"
"So, Gummy, you have enough stamina left?" Bonnie chuckled.
"Even better..." Gumball pulls out a small green potion from his pocket and drank it, his wounds slowly disappearing. "I'm back to full strength!" (SPIDER MAN EDGE OF TIME REFERENCE! Maybe...?)
"Head punch!" Cake exclaims, throwing a deadly jab at a skeleton's head. Her giant knuckles buried into the bone creature's face, sending him flying to the wall. "Streak!" She swings her fist to the left and extends her sharpened claws, results in another skeleton getting killed.
"DOUBLE KILL!" Her huge, bone-crushing spiked club hands smashed two skeletons into pieces.
"TRIPLE KILL!" Three ones were knocked up in the air by her right paw.
"QUADRA KILL!" Four skeletons got disarmed and then killed by her left hand.
"PENTAKILL!" The 29-magical-cat-year-old cat's leg splitted into five ones as she smashed through five unlucky skeletons with each.
"OH YEAH, I'M UNSTOPPABLE!" Cake ran as fast as she could with her super-stretched legs, her super-sized paws swinging around the massive army rushing towards her like a tornado. There were - well - no survivors. Some got their skulls flying around the place, some got sent sailing towards the walls, some even got their body parts ripped apart.
(If you're wondering, then yes, I play League of Legends. But I'm still a noob so don't send me any friend requests.)
"Phew! That was...quite a ride." She took a couple of heavy breathes then stood up. "Come on out! I'm not done with you boys yet!"
BOOM!
"Ow...WHAT THE FUDGE!?" Cake shouted, rubbing her forehead while attempting to get up. "THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT! SHOW YOURSELF!"
"As you wish!" Another laser beam was launched at the off-guard white cat, pressing her against the wall and leaving a big crack on it. The skeleton who fired the cannon and the nearby ones burst in laughter while Cake fell off, her face hitting the rocky ceiling.
"You're in real trouble this time, you sick freaks..." She grumbled. "Oh, what are you gonna do 'bout it then, Kitty?" The skeleton was still laughing. "Maybe slap me with your little paws!?"
"GET YOUR BONES OFF MY GIRL, YOU NASTY SKELETONS!" Jake's mighty battle cry boomed as he jumps in and instantly crushed 6 nearby skeletons with his awesome hammer hands. He then quickly lifts his face up, his eyes locked on the skeletons with a "I'm going to kill you all" look.
"It's the dog! Get him!" One exclaimed, charging at the bulldog with a pair of sharpened bone swords in his hands. Jake effortlessly punches him out of the way, then stretches his right foot and axe-kicked the unlucky skeleton down to the ground. He shot his eyes back up and strikes his elbow at the sneak-attacker's head, cracking his skull as a result.
"What are you waiting for? KILL HIM!" The leading skeleton pushes a bunch more towards the bulldog. They clench their teeth as Jake morphs his hands into sharp kama blades, ready to chop their heads off at any time.
"C-C-Come on guys! He's just a dog!" One said, drawing a sharp spear from his back and throws it at Jake, who kicks it out of the way and smashes one of his kama hands at the attacker's skull. Not wasting another man, the others charged at the fierce dog, tighting their grips on the weapons.
Showing no fear, Jake swings his right foot up, knocking a skeleton to the air. He transforms his left hand back to a fist and throws a jab right to the skeleton's chest, ripping his organ apart as a result. (Do skeletons even have organs?) He then chops off another one's arm with his kama hand, then finishes him off with a kick to the head. (How's that for a dog?)
The remaining ones tremble in fear as their partners' lifeless bodies fall down to the floor.
"IS THERE NO ONE ELSE!?" Jake shot a death glare at his enemies, which made them even more scared (Now, what was the movie's name again...?). "The heavy hitters...CALL IN THE HEAVY HITTERS!" The leading skeleton stuttered as the one behind him shoots a flare gun up to the sky. The bullet-thingy launches itself to the air, then explodes and form an axe shape. The skeleton wielding heavy axes, who were having trouble dealing with the Candy Royals' fighting machines and the giant bats, saw the signal. (KUNG FU HUSTLE REFERENCE!)
"We're gonna settle the score with ya later. Right now we have some work to do!" One said as the whole gang left the battlefield, leaving the two APU units there dumbfounded while Marshall and Marceline attack the bone golem.
"That was...weird." Bonnibell said, loud enough so only her and Gumball can hear. "I know..." He replied.
"AN OPENING!" A voice struck the Candy Prince's ears as his machine quickly jumps foward, avoiding a giant fist from the golem. "FOCUS, BUBBA!" His vampire friend hissed. "I'M NOT GONNA BE THERE TO SAVE YOUR ASS LIKE LAST TIME!"
"I CAN WATCH OVER MYSELF! SINCE WHEN DID YOU START BEING PROTECTIVE!?" Gumball yelled back, swinging the left cannon just in time to shoot at the golem's right arm which was about to deliver a punch to Marshall Lee, blowing it away as a result.
"Holy shit! How did you-" The Vampire King gasped, then he got interrupted. "Explosive shells specially designed for ripping apart large machinery like that...thing." The Candy Prince answered him reluctantly while pulling an ammunition box-thingy out of the storage, then inserts it into an empty area behind the cannon (Yeah so it's basically reloading.)
Back to Jake & Cake...
"You ain't gettin' nowhere now, doggy!" The leading skeleton chuckled, drawing his battle-axe. "Maybe." Jake smirked back, doing some really cool kung-fu hand motions. "But I'm not sure 'bout you guys."
"Men!" The arrogant leader shouted at his squad. "Prepare your weapons! We're gonna kick some serious bulldog ass this time!"
"Cake honey, get to somewhere safe." Jake turned to his girlfriend as the gang slowly approaches him. "Let me handle this by myself."
"Promise me you're not gonna do something that you'll regret!" A single tear formed in the small cat's left eye. "Don't worry 'bout me. I never pick fights I can't win like good ol' Finn." Cake briefly smiles and ran away from the skeletons, but not before she gave the yellow dog a quick peck on the cheek.
"Now..." Jake's eyes were locked at his enemies once again. "I'm gonna win this one...For Cake...!"
"RAAHHH!" Pyro Fionna's burning punch melted through the skull of an unlucky skeleton while what's remaining of his body fell down. She then hurls a deadly fireball at another one, which penetrates right through his stomach and hit a third skeleton behind him. As she is being surrounded seconds later, Fionna draws her enhanced crystal sword and swung it around, summoning mini fire tornadoes and then blasts them at the skeletons, who were blown away from her as well as reduced to ashes.
"Holy stuff..." She stared at her still blazing hand. "This power is amazing...!"
An opening!
Her thoughts were interrupted as the human hybrid leans forward, avoiding a blow to her head. "I'm supposed to do the head-cracking, not you!" Fionna screamed annoyingly, launching her left foot to the aggressor's head as it went right through his skull when it connected.
"I've never busted so many heads before...!" She swings her fists in the air excitedly. "...Maybe I should call myself THE HEADBUSTER!"
Shortly after that, Pyro Fionna - with the speed of sound - did a half-somersault to avoid a medium-sized grey laser beam fired at her. "You're fast..." She snickered, running at almost-supersonic speed towards the attacker.
"...But not fast enough!" The poor skeleton was knocked up in the air by Fionna's bullet-stopping fist. As she landed softly onto the ground, the female warrior shot a death glare at the remaining ones, making them tremble in fear.
"No one else, eh?" She shrugged. "I understand..."
"C'mon guys...She's just a girl!" Someone in the crowd whispered.
"Yeah, a girl who just single-handedly fucked up half of us!"
"I heard that!" The tomboy's piercing voice almost cracked the poor skeletons' skulls open. Looks like they were really scared this time.
"Alright men, ready your arms. We're going to kick this chick's hot ass, no matter how overpowered she is! And maybe when we return to Daeth's place with her I'm gonna get laid!" (Finn's gonna be REAL mad 'bout this.)
And with a sudden battle cry, the remaining undead forces struck at the burning human at full strength. Blunt weapons swung wildly, arrows shot rapidly, swords and axes clashed against each other. Fionna swings her own blade to the back to catch the other one about to cut her body in half, then turns back and knocks the weapon away from the unfortunate skeleton. He was then quickly executed. Fionna's left leg swept another skeleton coming from behind off his feet, then his face was melted - literally - by the female warrior's mighty kick. As her crystal sword was once again engulfed in flames, Fionna raised it as high as possible, then slams the weapon into the ground, unleashing such a powerful fire wave that it pushed away and scorched every attackers trying to surround her.
"I, AM, TAKEN!"
And so, with her immense power and amazing techniques, the blonde hero managed to bring down the entire squad.
Fionna scanned her surroundings carefully, only to find absolutely no skeletons left, except the ones fighting her gang members.
"Huh. Was the skeletons too dumb, or was I too awesome?" The blondie scratched her neck in confusion while slowly walking away. She suddenly stops when she felt a freezing presence behind her. With incredible speed Fionna unsheathes and then swings her sword at who she thought the chilly feeling was coming from, only to realize it was that Ice Mornach creep who created her in a fanfic just so he can have a girlfriend - well, at least an imaginary one - standing there shivering in fear along with his annoyed future wife (SPOILER ALERT!) who was also Fionna's ex-arch rival. She looked like she was really, REALLY pissed to see her future husband (OBVIOUS SPOILER ALERT!) acting like a coward.
"Ice King! What the hell man, are you stalking me or something!? Not cool!" She embarrassingly screamed while her sword reverted back to a small crystal. "I'm already taken, ya know!"
"I know, I know! Geez, I was just trying to help..." Simon shouted back then mumbled something about "girls these days".
"Too slow, Ice King. I already kicked all of their asses. Yeah, all by myself. So you better watch your steps, old man." She smirked at the old wizard who cringed.
"Well, I must admit that's quite impressive for a tomboy!" The female Ice Royal laughed. Her tone was already too familiar to Fionna. "Ah, shut your face Ice Queen! That's what a "tomboy" is supposed to do!" Still, she angrily yelled at her face.
"Uh...ladies? I don't wanna ruin your happy reunion, but..." (HEY HEY HEY! NO LESBIAN SHIPPING IN DA HOUSE MISTER! Although I might like it...) The other Ice Royal pointed his pale finger at the 100-feet-tall creature in front of him. "WE'VE GOT COMPANY!"
Fionna's P.O.V
Holy Glob, now how on Ooo and Aaa am I going to even HURT that...thing? It's too huge for my sword, AND for me to find any weak points!
"Don't you worry, dear Fionna...Your death will be quick and painless..." My evil ex's voice hissed into my ears, sending a chilly feeling down my spine. Well that's a bit strange...It should've been a burning sensation. He's a Fire Elemental, right? Well, at least a part-Fire Elemental...I don't think he's a full one right now. You know, him being so freakin' big and with those claws and everything...
I looked up, only to find Flame Prince's giant fist slamming down at the three of us. Ice King and Ice Queen tried to freeze it, but their ice magic wasn't powerful enough. So there we were, standing still in place, waiting for our death to come.
Yeah, maybe.
But wait, is it too soon for me to die?
Yeah it is, I can't be killed here! Aaa is helpless without a heroine! Well, maybe not always...
But my world still needs me!
Everyone needs me!
Finn needs me.
Finn...
"DON'T TOUCH HER!" A familiar male voice snapped me back to reality. Finn - in his giant beast form - were standing in front of me, stopping the OTHER beast's palm from crushing me to pieces by...letting it go right through his stomach...?
...Wait, WHAT!?
"FINN!" I screamed as loud as I could, completely ignoring that I was turning into a full-human again as soon as I realized what was going on. But it was no use. I watched in horror as my ex almost ripped my boyfriend's chest apart, if it weren't for FINN'S ex to come and drag him away from her brother.
"FIONNA!" She yelled. "TAKE CARE OF FINN! I'LL KEEP HIM BUSY AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!"
I barely heard her as I stared at Finn. He fell down to his knees, returning to his normal form. "Foolish human..." Flame Prince hissed again. I ignored him and rushed over to Finn's side. Don't you dare leave me alone again, Finn!
"Finn! Get up!" I cried out his name rapidly, shaking his body violently, but there was no response. I bent down a little bit more to check his heart beat. I got almost nothing.
No, no, no no no no! Finn, you HAVE to wake up! Everyone needs you!
The world needs you!
Ooo needs you!
I need you...
My P.O.V
The Ice Royals and the Candy Royals - who had ejected out of their collapsing machines - ran over to Fionna's side. "What's wrong, Fionna!?" Gumball asked, ignoring the unconscious boy next to her.
"WHAT'S WRONG!?" The enraged human turned back to him. "FINN'S GONNA DIE IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!"
A/N:
Me: BOOOOOOM! CLIFFHANGER BABY! *evil laugh*
Cowboy: AH DANGET! FUCK YOU!
Me: Chill out, dude! Actually...
Cowboy: ACTUALLY WAT? I AIN'T GONNA LIS'EN T' THOSE NASTY REASONS OR YOURS AGAIN!
Me: YOU JUST GOT TROLLED! *troll song*
Cowboy: WUTWUTWUTWUTWUT!?
Me: Scroll down, dude. Scroll down.
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Me: DOUBLE TROLLED!
Cowboy: THAT'S IT! *pulls out revolver* I CHALLENGE YE TO A DUEL! WINNER GET T' SEE THE CHAPTER!
Me: SCREW THAT! I GOT MY OWN RULES! *slices him in half with a lightsaber*
Now, since that mega-annoying jackass with a cowboy hat is out cold, let's continue with the chapter. Scroll down again and I promise there won't be any trolls.
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Nah just kidding, scroll down again.
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Okay, enough with the trolls. Time for the real thing.
"WHAT!?" The Candy Prince was pushed away by his girlfriend. She quickly pulls out a pink ruby necklace to replace Finn's Amulet, then stares at him for a while. (She's lucky Fi hasn't punched her in the face yet.)
"Don't worry Fionna, his wounds is being treated. He's going to be okay." She finally spoke. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S GONNA BE OKAY!? HIS STOMACH WAS ALMOST RIPPED OFF!" Fionna screamed again, unable to control her anger.
"Look, we don't have time for a 2-hour lecture, so just calm down and he will eventually-" Bubblegum was cut off by a few weak coughs from her half-conscious human friend.
Finn's blue eyes slowly opened and he was greeted by a tight embrace from his girlfriend. "Don't you ever scare me like that...!" She sniffed into his chest. "Relax Fi, I'm perfectly fine! Don't be a crybaby, you're an adventuress for Glob's sake!" The boy smiled warmly, his fingers running through her soft blonde locks.
Then a piercing scream interupted their moment together.
"Dammit..." The Princess of Flames knelt down, her body reaching its limit. "Not so tough now, huh sis?" Her infected sibling snickered, his black fist about to do what he almost did to Finn.
"STAY AWAY FROM HER!" The human boy screamed. "OR ELSE-"
"Or else WHAT?" His arch-enemy set his eyes on him. "You're going to fight me?"
"SHRINK BACK INTO YOUR NORMAL SIZE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!" Finn screamed again, grabbing his sword which were only a few inches away. "As you wish..." Flame Prince looked at him with a satisfied, demonic smile, as he knocked Kathy out cold and shrunk down to human size, walking towards the hero who is now eager to defeat him.
"You have made the wrong choice, buddy." He chuckled.
"We'll see." Finn gazed at him, throwing away the necklace and adjusts his fire ring, as the intense flames engulfing his body turns him into a half-Fire Elemental again. Sharpening his Dragon Head, Finn took one final stare at Flame Prince, and then dashes at him with an amazing speed.
The rest of the gang watched as the two beings' weapons clashed against each other, with Flame Prince's Blade of Chaos gaining the upper hand.
"HAH! With that much power you'll never defeat me!" He taunted.
"YES I WILL!" Finn yelled, swinging his blade up and almost suceeded in slicing the arrogant Prince's face in half, if he hadn't taken two steps backwards to evade it. The blonde hero then swings and swings his blade again, but none of his blows hit its target.
Realizing that the sword won't work on Flame Prince, Finn changed his strategy and jumped back. He aims his right hand at his opponent and then a stream of fire bursts out of his palm. However, Flame Prince managed to send it away with a single chop, and then he rushed at Finn, throwing a chain of punches and kicks at the human (High Speed Rush!). He then ended the chain by throwing a strong cross punch at Finn's face, followed by a knee strike to his gut which knocked him down to the ground.
"I was hoping that you could be a worthy opponent..." He laughed. "But it looks like I was wrong!"
"SCREW YOU!" The hero screamed again, flipping up and then blasts a massive flame wave at Flame Prince to no avail.
"Is that it!?" The evil Prince taunted while easily dodging the enraged hero's fireball waves. "Come on! Where's that "I'll crush you with my bare hands" attitude in the last fight? SHOW ME YOUR TRUE POWER!"
"YOU ASKED FOR THIS! PREPARE TO GET YOUR BUTT KICKED!" Finn suddenly disappears and then reappears right in front of Flame Prince's face, his burning fist buried into the Prince's chest.
"Agh!" Flame Prince grunted in pain as Finn attacks his abdomen with a series of strong jabs.
The blonde boy's punches were so fast that neither him nor the rest of the gang saw his movements. Seeing that his enemy is now exhausted, Finn used all of his remaining strength to deliver a burning uppercut to Flame Prince, ultimately knocking him out. (SHORYUKEN!)
"What...the hell was that?" The Prince grumbled. "Warned ya." Finn spat on the ground, his body returning to its normal state.
"Wow, he's so fast!" Bonnibell exclaimed from a distance, spectating the fight with the others. "I didn't even see him punching!"
"Amazing...!" Gumball continued, taking a few notes. "He struck with such a speed that every single blow he delivered is almost invisible to the normal eye!"
"Now is not the time for sciency comments, you two!" Cake cried. "Someone's gotta go help Jake! He's almost down!"
"Take this!" Jake shouted, delivering a palm strike to the skeleton in front of him, almost breaking the poor guy's neck as a result. He then morphs his leg into a hammer and crushed the foe. The bulldog then swept his other leg around, knocking the skeleton trying to perform a sneak attack on him off his feet, then breaks his torso with a strong knee. The first skeleton swings his axe at Jake, only to get disarmed and then received a fist in the face.
"More..." Another one whispered as dozens of axe wielders charged at the exhausted bulldog with their weapons drawn.
"I...can't keep doing this...anymore...!" Jake panted heavily as his strikes become weaker and weaker. Finally, two brutes threw away their chopping weapons and tackled the dog, followed by a bunch more. Jake was then completely paralyzed; he couldn't move a single muscle. The mountain of bones get bigger and bigger every second, about to crush the poor dog in pieces.
"Agh...Guys...A little help here...!" Jake cried out as loud as possible, but his voice was muffled by the crowd.
Suddenly, a big white fist smacked away the skeletons and then crushed them under its weight. As Jake knelt down from exhaustion, he tried as hard as he could to open his eyes, and saw his beloved girlfriend coming to his rescue.
"JAKE!" She screamed, squeezing him in a tight embrace once she got there. "Are you OK?"
"Yeah, if you call almost being crushed by a pile of walking bones is OK." he answered Cake's dumb question in a sarcastic tone.
"C'mon, let's get your wounds treated. These guys are too dangerous for us to handle."
"Gah..." Flame Prince muttered as he struggled to get up from Finn's devastating attack. "You...brat...!"
"C'mon! I know you can't be out of steam yet! Stand up!" The aforementioned boy tapped his foot in annoyance with his arms crossed. "Or do I have to force you?"
He smirked as his opponent finally managed to get up. That smirk faded away when he saw the mad prince staring evilly at him while slowly chuckling.
"What's so funny about you being all jacked up, Flame Prince? Keep laughing and you'll find yourself getting beaten into a pulp like last time!" He made a serious face again while moving into his fighting stance. "We shall see..." Flame Prince kept his evil grin and charges at the human boy, who immediately transformed into his half-Fire Elemental form, ready to give the prince another hell of a time. To Finn's suprise, the infected being's fist did not collide with his body, but instead vanished from his view.
"Dammit, what the hell is that guy up to now...?" He muttered, looking around hoping to find Flame Prince. "Wait a minute..."
His eyes widen and a smirk once again grew on his face as he remembered the technique he once had while being infected.
"Two can play that game..."
"Gotcha!" The human boy grinned while launching his elbow backwards, succesfully de-cloaking and hitting his enemy right in the face. Finn continued the chain attack with a knee to the belly, a jab to the jaw and a roundhouse kick to the side.
"Curses!" Flame Prince yelled out, hovering away from Finn and throws a fireball to his face. To everyone except Finn's suprise and to the prince's dismay, it went through nothing but air and then hit the wall, creating a small explosion.
"Surprise, bitch!" The ex-Fire Elemental looked up and saw a fist coming right at his nose. He was too shocked to dodge the surprise attack which sent him flying towards a rock. Fortunately for Flame Prince, he managed to regain his consciousness after a few seconds and stopped mid-air, glaring angrily at Finn.
How on Ooo could that boy still possess those powers after the Symbiote escaped his body?
Once again, him being lost in thought almost ended his life, as another series of punches and kicks was unleashed on him. Thinking that he should focus on the fight instead of the random questions that popped out of his head, Flame Prince begins to block Finn's attacks while trying to land some of his own. However, every time the prince hits, the human boy would just vanish and then attacks him again behind his back. (Hmm...Is this Zanzouken/Afterimage or Instant Transmission?)
"Fuck...This freak is driving me insane! Got to finish this quick, otherwise I'm screwed."
"You're such a pain in the ass! Take this!" He shouted as a volley of fireballs spewed from his hand, flying straight at Finn's teleport destination. Luckily, the blonde hero's reflexes allowed him to send some of the projectiles away while evading the rest.
But Flame Prince wasn't going to give up so easily.
Another wave of fireballs were coming straight at Finn. "Child's play!" He smirked, creating a flame barrier without any effort to absorb them all. He then teleports to Flame Prince's back and raised his palm, releasing a fire blast at him, but to his surprise, the fire prince once again disappeared.
"Not this again..." The young hero sighed, swinging his arm backwards to grab the sneak-attacker's foot. He then turns back and punches Flame Prince in the face, who vanished again and then appears behind him, his palm facing the back of Finn's head.
"You're not the only one with the teleport technique." He smirked, a ball engulfed in intense dark flames emitting from his hand.
"But did the Symbiote teach you how to master it?" Finn chuckled lightly, dismaterializing much to his opponent's displeasure and then appears with his right foot buried into the arrogant fool's nose. He teleports again, this time to the left side. Within a flash of light, Finn's trusty sword returned to its owner and he swung it, leaving a massive scar on Flame Prince's face. The blonde hero kept raising his foe's anger by teleporting away from the prince's sight and then hit him for a while. He ultimately stopped when he heard a few pants of exhaustion from the mad prince.
-Flashback-
"But that's still not all, Finn." The Symbiote's haunting voice whispered into the young hero's ear, making him shiver a bit. "So, what else do ya got?" He quickly shook the feeling away and asked mentally.
"Try putting your index and middle finger on your forehead, and then focus on one destination far from here. You'll be surprised." Symbiote answered. "So, does this mean..." Finn followed the instructions, putting two fingers on his forehead and then thinks about the Ice Palace. "If I do this, I can telepo-WHOA!"
Finn gaped and shut his eyes as he was covered by some kind of light, and then when he opened his eyes he found himself standing right in front of his bed.
"Wow...This is amazing!" His smile became bigger, not noticing that his voice had became deeper and darker for a while now. "I can do anything with these cool powers!"
"You can also try another version, which requires less concentration but is more limited in range. This time you don't need to do any physical movement (Is that even a word...?); just focus on the destination. But only in the range of about 30 meters." The Symbiote instructed again.
"30 meters, huh?" Finn's voice became normal again. After a private lesson night with Princess Bubblegum, his title of the "Most Terrible Math Learner In Ooo" was taken from him. He also learned how to swear.
But the best part is, he was no longer a virgin.
Yes, he experienced Tier 15 for the first time of his life, and it felt amazing. That night, after going through probably the worst time of his life, Finn decided to pay a visit to his beloved Flame Princess, but as soon as their small talk ended he fell asleep on her bed. The naughty girl did not waste any more time. She quickly threw herself on top of the blonde teenager, threw her dress away and...(Let's leave this story for another time, 'kay? Heh.)
(Okay, we're going off topic. Back to the story.)
"I'll try that."
This time, he wasn't shocked anymore when he disappeared and then appears again outside the Palace.
"Pretty cool, huh?" Symbiote chuckled. "You'll get your revenge on Flame Prince in no time!"
"I know." Finn's voice became darker again. "And it's gonna be pretty brutal."
-Flashback ends-
The spectators of the fight had their mouths hung open in awe.
"Sweet mother of Glob! That's awesome!" Marceline exclaimed, being the first to break the silence. "Yeah! Keep it going Finn! Kick Flame Prince's butt! You can do it!" Jake, Cake and Ice King yelled in unison, a victory grin drawn on all of their faces.
"I regret not choosing that boy as my daughter's fiance." Flame King smirked with his arms crossed. "With his power and his wits he'll make a great king!"
"Hey, Gummy." Bubblegum turned to her boyfriend.
"Yeah?"
"Looks like that experiment of yours turned out to be not that bad." She smiled warmly with a hand on her hip.
"Still doubting it." Gumball drew a smirk while crossing his arms. He just couldn't help it. Bonnie always knew how to make him smile the right way.
The gang continued to cheer for the human boy, while two teenagers and an Ice Mornach who had her arms crossed simply looked up in anxiety.
"Kathy...Ice Queen..." Fionna's blue eyes turned to her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. "Do you think Finn's gonna be okay? I mean, seriously, that freak almost killed him with a single punch!..." She even didn't want to mention his name. The name of her jackass ex-boyfriend that almost killed her.
"For your information, Pyrus is indeed considered to be extremely powerful. Even my dad, being the not-so-arrogant douchebag that he was, admits that when he was first adopted. Heck, his hidden power might even surpass me. Unfortunately, his craziness ALWAYS gets him into trouble." Kathy responded with her usual soft tone, her gaze still locked on the two beings clashing against eachother, their fists colliding. "But I still don't understand why the one that got locked into that damn lamp was me and not him. I guess my dad just didn't want the whole kingdom to blow up."
"And don't you underestimate Finn either. I've been going out with the guy for a really long time now, surely longer than you've ever known him, Fionna. So I know that he's capable of getting his butt out of any kind of trouble. Even when he almost got someone pregnant." She briefly smiled, remembering the night she spent with Finn. The best night of her entire life.
"Well, I hate to admit it but the fire girl's right. I might not know much about your boyfriend, but by the looks of it, it's not like he's going to lose to someone like that." Ice Queen added, replacing her usual high-pitched, angry voice with a soft - but still high-pitched - one.
The human girl's mood suddenly arises.
Fionna's P.O.V
Yeah, they were right...Finn wasn't the bear-capped dummy that I used to know anymore. He was anything but that. He's a grown man now. Well, almost. He's only sixteen, right?
I kept silent and continued to watch the fight, hoping that my boyfriend would survive. He has to. After we're done with this, I'll have to ask him something.
TP P.O.V
"Aw...Tired already?" Finn faked a soft voice, his eyes locked onto Flame Prince's figure. The prince mumbled some curses under his breath, but the boy couldn't make it out.
"What was that?" He asked.
"...I'll...I'll squash you...!" His voice became clearer.
"I'll squash you! I'll squash you! I'LL SQUASH YOU!" Flame Prince rushed at the blonde boy again with a mad frown on his face, throwing a series of punches at him (YOU MADE PYRUS MAD! PYRUS MAKE YOU DEAD! WHAT PYRUS SAY, PYRUS DO! PYRUS KILL YOUUU!). Unfortunately, Finn managed to parry and block each of them without even breaking a sweat (NOPE!). He then focuses his energy into his right fist and smashes it against Flame Prince's collar, delivering a bone-crushing blazing punch that sended his foe traveling at the speed of sound across the collasping cave. Flame Prince coughed up some smoke while attempting to slow down his pace, his hands covering the spot he had just been hit. (Yes, he coughed up smoke. Just like us humans coughing up blood. I simply replaced blood with smoke, 'cause, y'know...Fire Elementals 'n stuff...)
"YOU BRAT! I'LL SQUASH YOU! I'LL SQUASH YOU! AHHHHHHHHH!" He finally lost control of his anger, his head bursting into flames, turning the evil prince into the building-sized monster known as his perfect form again within seconds. (KAKAAROOOTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
The giant being's sharp claws grabbed Finn almost instantly and then brought him closer to Perfect Flame Prince's face. Luckily, the blonde teenager managed to free himself from its grasp with a simple burst of energy. Now hovering in mid-air, he throws massive fireballs at the beast while rapidly glides around in hope of confusing and damaging it, but unluckily his efforts were in vain as his attacks were completely absorbed by the monster's scales. A second later he found himself lying against the rocky surface, a result of a single hand flick from Perfect Flame Prince. (Again, NOPE!)
"Gah...!" Finn smashed the ground with his fist as he landed. That fucker cheated!
"Finn!" He heard a female voice calling out to him, shortly followed by two arms clinging his neck. "You almost killed yourself again, you idiot!" The human girl's voice boomed into his ear. They were angry and harsh, unlike her usual caring voice, but there were also full of sadness in them.
"Now's not the time, Fionna." He resisted the urge to comfort her and stood up, removing her hands from his neck. "I gotta finish this quick, otherwise we're history!"
"You're right, my boy." A not-so-unfamiliar voice was heard, followed by the sudden feeling of nervousness in Finn's mind.
"F-Flame King?" He turned back. The Fire Monarch simply grunted in response with his usual stoic expression. He was standing in front of what seemed to be an entire army of Flame Soldiers.
"Finnegan," He began, calling the blonde hero by his name for the very first time, shocking everyone present. "I hate to admit this, but among all of us, you are the only one capable of annihilating the evil being once known as my adopted son."
"It seems that you are not fully aware of the power that you are possessing. That ring, the Eternal Dragon Ring, holds the power of one thousand Fire Elementals, and can wipe out this whole dimension at its peak, with a simple hand stroke. Most of these immense powers came from the Fire Dragon known as Draconyce. He is the most powerful of all the dragons, therefore earning the title of Great Lord. He is capable of baking his entire race with his breath in no time. His might is far beyond your imagination."
"I believe you have already mentally communicated with Draconyce, in order for him to give you such amazing feats you made use of in the last battle."
Finn's eyes widen. He always thought that Draconyce was a very, very powerful being. Heck, the guy wasn't called Great Lord of all dragons for nothing. But now that he knew the truth, he was still suprised. He never expected Draconyce to be that powerful.
"If Draconyce is so powerful, then who sealed him inside the ring?" He asked curiously. Seriously, what kind of wizard would be powerful enough to possibly lock up probably the mightiest being in the entire universe inside a fucking ring?
"That information is classified." Kathy's father said calmly, taking away Finn's curiosity and replaced it with a disappointed expression on the teenage boy's face. "Enough questions. Let's just focus on the main problem first. There is a certain techniques you must learn. However, you must ask Draconyce himself to grant you the permission to unlock your full potential and obtain it. Understood?"
"I still have one more thing." Finn said.
"What is it, then?"
"I was wondering..." The young hero began. "Why are you helping me? Isn't the entire Fire Kingdom supposed to be evil, too?"
"Well, it seems that we have changed our ways. Chaotic neutral, as you might say." Flame King drew a smirk, reminding Finn about his short conversation with his (ex)girlfriend's old man when he and Jake infiltrated the Fire Elementals' domain in order to find some of Kathy's scented candles that she left behind.
"So...No experience penalties?"
Flame King simply shrugged in reply.
"Now, return doing what I told you to do unless you want to put your whole world at stake again."
"Got it. You can count on me, Flame King." Finn nodded, shutting his eyes and later found himself floating in the same place he first met the Great Dragon Lord.
"I have heard your conversation with Ignitus, the current Flame King." Draconyce once again appeared and glared at Finn. "Knowing that you would do anything to save your home world, I may aid you."
"I know. Thanks, Draconyce. You're the greatest dragon I've ever met." The blonde hero smiled warmly. "I should be the one thanking you, Finnegan Mertens the Human." The dragon half-smiled. "Almost everyone that knows of me considered me a threat to Ooo, and that is the reason why I am locked up. I've never seen someone as friendly towards me as you."
"Quit the deep stuff, Mr. Great Lord. Now, what do I do to get these new powers Flame King spoke of?" Finn's serious expression returned to him. "Right." And so did Draconyce.
"This technique is named Big Bang, and like its name, it generates a large barrier from your own body. The barrier will then expand, causing tremendous damage to everything standing in its way. Even immortal beings won't withstand the heat that this attack generates. However, it has a fatal weakness. You will be completely drained of your life force by using the technique. For short, you will die."
Finn's eyes once again widen in shock. This technique must be really powerful...
"Now, it is time for you to make a decision. Would you rather accept the offer and use this technique to wipe out Perfect Flame Prince at the cost of your life, or would you turn it down and kill him with your remaining strength?" Draconyce's voice still kept the same stoic tone, although this time it was a little softer.
Finn chuckled. Seems like Ooo finally needs to look out for a new hero.
"I'll accept the technique, Draconyce. I'm gonna protect the ones I love no matter what. And I won't be able to do it with half of my energy drained." He said as a glowing scroll appeared and went inside the his brain. (I don't really know how to describe this...)
"It's a shame we have to lose you." The Dragon Lord sighed. "Heh, I know. This is the first time I've ever risked my life for the sake of Ooo, y'know." The teenager chuckled again, tears threatening to escape his eyes.
"Farewell, Finnegan. This would probably be our last talk. I hope you enjoy your time in Glob World." Draconyce slowly faded along with his space, leaving Finn behind. The boy was about to return to reality.
Finn's eyes swung open. It took him a couple of seconds to recall what happened, and when he finished, he turned around to stare at the giant creature staring back at him evilly.
He knew that he had to do it. No one else could.
This was it.
"Here goes nothing..." Ignoring Draconyce's warning, Finn chanted some kind of foreign language as he clenched his right hand, intense wind blowing his hair as an intense aura of red energy formed around him.
"Whatever you do won't stop me from causing destruction to your precious Ooo!" Perfect Flame Prince hissed. "So give up!"
"Yeah, like I'm gonna follow your orders!" Finn shot back. Then he turned to his friends.
He looked at them all one final time.
Ice King. At first, he was considered a creep and "not a very cool guy" by Finn and Jake, but they soon accepted him as a friend as soon as they found out about his tormented past as a human, and his relation to Marceline. He kidnapped princesses just because he didn't want to be alone in his palace with some penguins to accompany him. He turns out to be not that much of a bad guy, after all.
Marshall Lee. Yeah, he was Finn's least favorite best friend, but still showed up whenever he needed him the most.
Gumball. At first, Finn felt a little jealous because this so-called Candy Prince from Aaa stole his former crush's heart. And to be honest, Finn never lost interest in Bubblegum. He always protected her when she was in danger, always saved her from the creep known as Ice King when she and some other princesses were kidnapped by him...But in the end, the boy had to admit that Gumball became a valuable ally. PB could've been gone if he hadn't come to her rescue just in time.
Bonnibell. Well, there was alot to say about her. Let's just sum it up: Princess. Clever. Good at handling situations. Beautiful. Former crush. Good friend.
Marceline. She was surely one of Finn's best gal friends. She had stuck with him and the gang since she and the King of Vampires started making out under the tree, and she had been hanging out with him and Jake even longer. She was awesome at both playing her axe bass and using it as a weapon, she was awesome at being a friend, and she was beautiful. For some time the seemingly-innocent-and-childish young hero and the feared Vampire Queen were going out, but they both ended the relationship quite soon, since Finn just couldn't get over Bubblegum.
Cake. She was his brother's girlfriend, and was like a big sister to him (More like sister-in-law...Get it? *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*). She and Jake helped him a lot in many different situations, such as when he was trapped inside a dungeon by some kind of mysterious force and couldn't find his way out. She was one of his closest friends, though they interacted with each other for an arguably short amount of time.
Jake. He was unarguably the one that stuck with Finn the longest out of all of his gang members, and also the first to join the so-called Adventure Gang. The two brothers usually went looking for some monsters to slay, some damsels in distress to rescue, or maybe just something fun to do as they traveled around their entire world. The bear-capped teenager was always the one to go first and always the first one to get in trouble, and Jake was always the one to get him out of trouble. Finn would be almost helpless without him, or more accurately, without his stretchy powers, since he almost always ran into super-powered beings or giant monsters on his way. Jake was also his professional advisor, lending the human boy some necessary advices about exploring dungeons, some information about how the land of Ooo and Aaa was formed, or maybe just some dating tips. The bulldog was definitely Finn's most loyal friend.
And then there's Kathy, the Flame Princess. When he first saw her, he was totally lost in her eyes. Those eyes, staring at him, were full of hatred and anger, yet so passionate and sober. He was snapped back to reality as one of the most powerful beings in Ooo slapped him, leaving a burning mark on the blonde hero's cheek, then left without a word.
Finn later found out that she was the Princess of Flames, who Jake found with the help of the little flambit named Flambo in his quest for Finn's new love interest. He soon realized that he was falling for her the moment they meet, and told Jake to follow her. Finn tried his best to convince Flame Princess that he didn't mean to hurt her, but his attempts failed miserably. The Fire Elemental's rage grew even bigger, and she destroyed a whole goblin village. Fortunately, the two adventurers saved its inhabitants with their homemade fireproof suits, but then our teenage hero once again found himself on the verge of tears when his efforts were useless against Flame Princess, who flew away thinking he's a jerk.
But his tears drew her back.
He knelt there, crying like a baby losing its mother. When his vision were finally cleared from the tears, Finn realized all the flames burning around him seconds ago were now gone, leaving ruins behind. And standing in front of him was Kathy herself, her eyes showing that she was worried. Worried about him.
Finn didn't quite remember what happened after they hugged for the first time, but he could remember Kathy stealing his first kiss at her house. He was enjoying their moment together, and then BOOM! The Princess herself exploded and fell down the very hole she created.
He remembered their intimate night together in her house, after the boy got tired from a private lesson.
He remembered the moment Flame King found out about their relationship.
He remembered how she let go of his hand.
He remembered the painful expression on her face when she did so.
And now, she's standing here. Looking at him. Worried about him. Wondering what he will do.
Oh, the poor boy wished he could've apologized...
"What's Finn doing?" Ice King asked.
"Well, there is a fucking energy aura around him, he's looking over here, and his face is showing some kind of sadness." Bubblegum analyzed. "I think I know what he's about to do..."
"You all need to get out of this cave, now." Flame King began, the wind caused by Finn's aura threatening to shut the flames that formed his body. "Leave the boy here. He knows what he's doing. It is the only way we can prevent my adopted son from wiping out the entire existence of Ooo."
"W-What do you mean, Flame King?" Fionna asked the Fire Mornach, who simply sighed and glanced at her.
"Finn is going to self destruct. He will save the world, but he will lose his life."
Everyone was silent.
Fionna stared at her boyfriend, unable to keep her tears from escaping her eyes.
You don't have to do this, Finn...
Heh, looks like they finally figured it out.
Finn smirked at his friends.
He looked at them one more time, and then his eyes met Fionna's.
She was crying. Worrying for his life. Not wanting him to die so soon.
Boy, if only she could've understand...
"Guys." His voice was soft, but loud enough for all of them to hear.
"This might be the last time you'll see me."
"No, Finn!" Jake yelled. "You can't leave us like this, bro! Everyone...They need you! As a hero!"
"Sorry, Jake. I won't be able to go adventuring with you anymore." The boy looked at his brother. "Tell Beemo I say bye."
"What about the Candy Kingdom, Finn?" Bonnibell cried. "We're helpless without you! Please stay with us!"
"Don't worry, Peebles. I'm sure everyone will get used to it." He looked at his former crush.
"Come on, weenie! You know this is a stupid thing to do!" Marceline pleaded. "Don't do it!"
"Haven't I told you before, Marcy?" He looked at his best friend. "I'm all about stupid."
"Finn, no..." Kathy whispered. "I need you..."
"You're better off without me, Kate." He looked at his ex-girlfriend. "You have an entire kingdom to take care of, along with your father."
Fionna stayed silent. Her eyes were locked at Finn's features, and her fists were clenched.
"WELL FINE!" She suddenly snapped. Everyone turned to look at her.
The girl was fuming. Yet there was still hints of sadness in her eyes.
"I GET IT! YOU WANNA LEAVE US ALONE AND GO TO GLOB WORLD! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M FINE WITH THAT!"
Finn's expression stayed the same. He was used to being yelled at by Fionna.
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU BREAK OUR PROMISE! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU NEVER LOOK AT ME AGAIN! I'M STILL ME WITHOUT YOU! SO GO! JUST GO!"
She was screaming at the top of her lungs, but her eyes turned into waterfalls. She knelt down, smashing the ground beneath her.
"I don't need you...anymore..." She whispered.
"Geez, Fi. Don't be so mad. I promise I'll return someday." Finn flashed a warm smile. "And it's for real this time."
Fionna raised her head.
This time, she knew he was going to keep the promise. No matter what.
"Didn't I tell you to go?" She faked an annoyed voice.
"Alright, I'm goin'." Finn waved. "Stay safe, Fionna. I love you."
The blonde girl's eyes widen at the final words.
"FINN! WAIT!"
But she was too late.
Guys...I'm doing this for you. Especially you, Fionna.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
A piercing scream could be heard from both Finn and the giant monster as the boy's aura expanded, turning into a massive explosion.
"Come on! We have to get outta here!" Gumball exclaimed, grabbing Bubblegum's hand and dragged her along as the rest of the good guys fled outside the cave, which was being reduced to a pile of ruins.
"Hey...Fionna?" Cake called out. But there were no replies.
Fionna stood there. She was devastated.
Her fate. Her destiny. Her future. Her happiness.
All gone.
A/N:
Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! And they lived unhappily ever after. The End.
Cowboy: YE SON OF A BITCH! *insert intense swearing sounds here*
Me: Whoa whoa whoa, calm down, calm down! There's going to be a third movie, remember?
Cowboy: I DON'T CARE! FUCK YOU! *insert more intense swearing sounds here*
Me: *sigh* There's no reasoning with some people...
Anyway, guys, I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SORRY for choosing the bad ending...I know you guys are sad, BUT, keep your eyes open, 'cause this isn't the end! Oh, and there's also an epilogue!
Cowboy: *insert loud intense swearing sounds that interupted my speech here*
Me: SHUT UP! *cuts him in half again*
QUESTION TIME!
Q: WHY THE HELL DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO UPDATE?
A: Well, first of all, obviously, I got school. Second, I just found out that my marks were even WORSE than before, and since I'm Asian...*insert parents' complains here*
Q: WHY THE HELL DID YOU CHOOSE THE BAD ENDING?
A: Well, since some of you guys asked for it, and since I preferred the bad ending, AND since I was born an asshole...I chose it.
Q: Is there gonna be a third movie?
A: OF COURSE! Didn't I tell ya? Oh, and here's a spoiler. Don't stop reading this fanfic yet. There will be a surprise waiting for you at the end of the epilogue.
Q: How was your birthday?
A: Meh. Nothing special. Grabbed a couple of friends, hung out at my house...Yeah, that's about it.
Q: Is this the longest chapter you've ever written?
A: HELL YEAH! I BROKE MY OWN RECORD!
Well...I guess that's it for today. Oh, and I know it's a little bit late, but HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014!