A/N: Hopefully this fic does not already exist if it does I swear that I've never read it before and did not plagiarize this.
The Belarusian guide to espionage
A guide to stalking, information gathering, lurking, hiding, dealing with Lithuanians, jumping out from dark places, spying and another techniques to make Big brother fall in love with you! With your host Natalia.
Disclaimer this is not meant to be taken seriously, please don't stalk anyone. Stalking is creepy and will get you a restraining order placed against you. I do not approve of nor indorse stalking, information gathering/ manipulation, lurking, jumping out of dark places (that scares the beans out of people), or stalking
Chapter one the basics.
Step one: get to know your target well. This may include but is not limited to learning there schedule, their likes, dislikes, friends and other such things.
Belarus had her brother's daily schedule out and was reading it. She saw the words "Going to China's for business" and she knew exactly where she needed to go.
Step two: have good equipment.
When she got to china's Belarus pulled out her binoculars and scanned the premises. She was faced with a multi locked door. Deciding not to waste her time with this she instead opted for the widow and pried it open with a crowbar.
Step three: wear proper clothing.
She reached into the bag at her side and pulled out the panda suit she found in her brother's closet. Placing the head on hers she set out to find China.
Step four: leave no trace and be silent.
She snuck up quietly on the black haired man, and when the moment. Was right she pounced.
"Aiya! Panda, what the hell aru?!"
She quickly dragged him off to a closet and locked him in.
Step five: become a master of disguise.
Returning to the bag she dug out her next costume. She downed a dark brown wig and red robes. After that she sat and waited for her brother to come for her.
Next chapter… Avoiding detection & dealing with Lithuanians
A/N: This is the begining of many diffrent stories and uploads so please follow me for my better writing seeing that this is just a little crack!fic!