Chapter Seventeen

Pizza Night

Sollux Captor / Dirk Strider

Rated: M

"Bro, order us up some pizza," Dave shouted from the living room.

"How about YOU order the pizza, Dave?"

"Last time I ordered, you complained for days about how I put mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza."

"Because you don't DO that, it's not civil! Ugh, fine, you know what? I got this. Don't even move."

"Didn't plan on it, Bro." Dirk shook his head. Little brothers, sometimes. He dialed the pizza number and waited.

"Hello, thith ith Peetha Hut, how can I help you?" the kid on the other line asked with a lisp. Dirk blinked.

"Uh, oh, yeah. Two Hawaiian pizzas and a sausage."

"Ith that all?"

"Yeah, that'th- er, that's all. Yeah."

"That'll be 32.54, ekthpect it there in twenty." Dirk hung up the phone and paused. That kid's lisp was... cute. More than that... adorable. He normally didn't go for guys, but when he did, he found it was always uncomfortable and weird. Like Dave's friend's grandpa.

"Yo, Bro, goin' to John's," Dave said, passing him in the hall.

"Man, are you kidding me? I JUST ordered our pizzas."

"Fridge, man. I'll be back in a bit." Dirk groaned as Dave left, then something sparked. What if the pizza boy with the lisp delivered? Dirk ran and put on his best cologne, "Ode de Bro", and sat by the door.

"What are you doing?" he asked himself. "Some pizza kid isn't going to bone you just because you smell fucking fantastic, look awesome, and have a house full of smuppets. Think, Dirk." He frowned. "Maybe... Maybe I can GIVE him a smuppet. I'll bet he'll love it." He jumped up and grabbed a handful of smuppets from around the house, setting them around his chair as he sat next to the door. "I hope he likes smuppets. Man, who am I kidding? OF COURSE he will. Everyone loves smuppets." Outside, Dirk saw the Pizza Hut car pull up. "Oh man. Here we go." The kid came up the walk and rang the doorbell. "Thirty seconds, Dirk. Don't seem desperate, don't fucking BLOW this man."

He took a deep breath, then swung the door open. "Hello, handsome," Dirk said, grinning coyly. The kid was lanky, about 19 or 20, with a pair of red and blue 3D glasses on.

"32.54," he said curtly.

"How about I pay you, in love?" Dirk grinned, unbuttoning his shirt.

"...no, I need the payment in cash."

"Oh, come on, kid, you don't want any of THIS?" He flexed his arms.

"No. Thirty-one ninety- ...ith that a thmuppet?"

"Why, yes. Yes it is. I make them myself, actually."

"One blue, one red and I'll... bone you, or whatever."

"Deal!" The boy came in, setting down the pizzas and unbuttoning his jeans.

"I've only got twenty minuteth, tho let'th make thith quick." Dirk grinned, unbuttoning his own jeans as the lanky kid pulled his off. "Thollukth, by the way. With an eth."

"Sollux?" The kid nodded. "I'm Dick- er, uh, Dirk. Not Dick, Dirk." Sollux smirked and chuckled.

"Gonna hurry up, Dick?" Dirk grinned and nodded, kneeling in front of the boy as he removed his boxers. Dirk quickly took hold of his member, licking carefully. Sollux smiled, resting a hand on Dirk's head and leaning back. Dirk started slowly, licking along the shaft, kissing, nibbling gently, before circling his tongue around the head and taking it into his mouth.

"Ohh, yeah..." Sollux moaned. Dirk smiled, humming softly as he moved up and down the pizza boy's cock.

"Mmmm," Dirk hummed. Sollux took his head, beginning to thrust in and out, allowing Dirk to rest his neck as Sollux did the wwork.

"You want more, handthome?" Sollux grinned.

"Mmhm!" Dirk replied.

"Bend over." Dirk happily pulled off with a pop, bending over the couch. Sollux lined himself up, pushing slowly at first, until finally he was inside. Dirk groaned loudly, biting the couch cushions and panting as the lean pizza boy began to pump faster, deeper, harder.

"Oooh, Sollux," Dirk groaned.

"Mmm, Dirk, you're tho tight..." Sollux grabbed Dirk's hair, eliciting a gasp as he began going even harder and faster than before, using Dirk's hair as an anchor.

"Oh, god, Sollux, do it!" The lean boy was panting and grunting now, and finally released a loud growl, filling Dirk as the older boy groaned and whimpered. Sollux finally pulled out, panting.

"Red and blue?" he panted, and Dirk nodded. "Here'th my number," Sollux said, handing him a card. "Call me later."

"Okay," Dirk panted, pulling up his boxers. Sollux turned, opening the door, and finding Dave standing there, key at the ready.

"Oh. Yo, sup, pizza man?" Sollux nodded and pushed past as Dave entered. "Sorry, Bro, John had some game he wanted me to check out so he burned me a copy and told me to get on my computer. You... enjoy your evening?" He grinned.

"Shut up," Dirk groaned, grinning.

"I'll be in my room playing Sburb, fairy," Dave teased with a chuckle, and Dirk laughed.

"Yeah, better go to your- ...wait. Playing what? Dave?"

Author's Note: Hey! This is the first time I've updated in a while! This has actually been on backlog for months, and I just had forgotten to upload it. u_u

But I'm trying hard to get back into things and I'm getting back into the swing of writing. I updated the front page, explaining how I'm handling the Ancestors and the prompts, which everyone should participate in! Just send me a private message with a story prompt without characters and I'll get to writing! Hope you all enjoy!