A while back, an unnamed someone had proposed the idea of a "writer's insert". I thought this was a great idea, so I decided to fetch the nearest poet I know...


Monochromatic Amalgamation

Written by Pochi

Translated from Dog by Plumeria-hi

I was curled on the ash cushions

When the

New Master

Arrived home.

Stylish as ever

In a dark-grey chen shan.

The scent of snow lingers around his presence…

He's returned from a meeting in Russia.

"I'm home!"

He calls into the house,

Giving me a brief pat before going on his way.

I decide to follow him.

The chrome tatami feels soft as I pad

To the back-porch

Where Master is awaiting under the map of stars.

He grins as he sees me,

And motions for me to climb into his lap.

I walk away.

My master has other company in mind.

His light-grey robes

Is fragranced in something sweet.

My hunch tells me it is love.

The New Master is swathed in the same aroma.

The New Master arrives

And envelops Master into his arms.

They will stay that way for the rest of the night.

Dark-grey

And light-grey, amalgamated

In perfect harmony.

It smells beautiful.


Next time, I might even make Mr. Kappa, Mr. Dragon and Shinatty-san do one. And of course, I can't forget Tama, and Panda, and...

I think I got the idea of a "writer's insert" all wrong.

-Plumeria-hi