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Misa reminds me of a scary ass Barbie doll brought to life... O_O!
"I can even imagine a world without Light..."
"Yes, it would be quite dark..."
L. Lawlite and Misa; Death Note
[December 5, 2003]
Well, here I was in the living room with Sayu. We were watching some reality TV show involving Hideki Ryuga... Well, the real one at least.
Speaking of, L and I haven't been going on any Coffee dates anymore. He told me his father -or Watari- was a detective and he had to be involved in the case. The last time we actually been out for Coffee was about a week ago. Light's starting to mess up my chances and groove with a man! He messin' up mah Bread 'nd Butter! I can't be havin' dat, bro!
...
...
Damn Ghetto accent...
Lumiere, who was watching TV with me and Sayu, gingerly poked my arm. I turned my head towards him.
"Look," he said, pointing to the screen. I looked to the TV and it was switched to the News.
"Hey... Hold on! My show," Sayu cried and tried to switch the channel, but it was on every channel she switched. She eventually gave up.
"Must be important," I said, fixing my attention to the news.
"We'd like to apologize for the interruption," the news dude began. "As of now we'll bring you a World Wide Broadcast of the ICPO."
"No way..." Was it that time already? Time flies so fast...
The screen then switched to a man sitting behind a desk. The name tag in front of him said 'Lind .L. Taylor'.
"I am Lind .L. Taylor... Otherwise known as, L."
"Holy crap!" I yelled.
"Who's L," Sayu asked.
"My freaking role model! He's the number one greatest detective in the world! If anyone can solve a Complex and Difficult case, it's him," I said.
"Criminals around the world are being murdered by a serial killer. I consider this crime to be the most atrocious act of murder in history. I will not rest until the person or persons responsible are brought to justice. Kira... I will hunt you down."
This... is where my plan comes in...
"I'm blown away bro...," I said, my face literally taking over the whole screen of the T.V. As Lind continued to speak, I began using my awesome 'Mind-Link Jutsu' with Lumiere.
'Lumiere... I have a serious question to ask you...'
'Yes, child?'
'Lumiere... Okay wait! You have to promise you not to like, flip out on me and be all 'It's too dangerous' and stuff!'
'I promise.'
'I want to go to the Shinigami Realm.'
'No.'
'WHAT!? WHY!?'
'It's to-'
'Don't even SAY it!'
Before Lumiere could respond, a fatal cry of pain erupted from the television screen. I clicked my head over immediately and watched as Lind die of a Heart Attack. Poor Lind...
'Damn it, Light! I swear I'll demolish you,' I thought.
"HOLY SMACK," Sayu yelled as she stared wide eyed at the screen. "KIRA GOT 'EM!"
I smirked. "No he didn't..."
Sayu gave a bewildered look. "But-"
I pointed to the screen, and, as if on Que, it flicked to a blank screen. The letter 'L' is the only color of ink that we saw. I already know that Light's probably upstairs stuttering like a straight up dumb-ass. Ha!
"That... is L...," I stated, as the screen began to speak. I got up and left Sayu there in amazement. I slowly and stealthily walked up the wooden stairs. I stood by Light's door for a few minutes, just to hear his reaction...
"That Bastard..." I heard. I smirked and walked over to my bedroom.
"I have horrible memory... I don't know what happens... TO THE IPOD!"
[December 9th, 2003]
Well, I figured out my I-pod, surprisingly, was up-to-date with my worlds technology. So I easily has access to all the awesome websites like Yahoo, and Youtube and the Death Note Wiki Timeline (which was pretty helpful in this case)! But it sucks...
I have to hide my I-pod... it's not supposed to be invented yet...
But I could always say I invented it myself!
Yea... That will work perfectly. A beautiful white lie...
So now, I was currently laying on the bed with Ryuk watching Light help Sayu with her homework.
"I knew I could count on you, Light," Sayu said. I rolled my eyes at this, causing Ryuk to chuckle.
"Hey... So, do you think you could do the rest on your own now," he replied.
"Huh? Uhhh... Yeeeah. I guess so."
"The door bell rang," I said.
"No it-"
DING DONG!
Light and Sayu looked at me with wide eyes. I shrugged.
"Shhhhhhhh... A magician never tells her secrets," I said.
"Uhhh... Yea, sure... So, who is it?"
"Your Daddy, most likely."
"Well, he's kinda your Dad, too," Light said with a smirk on his face.
"Well, yeah... But, I dunno. I just don't feel comfortable calling him my Dad. Even though he recommended it. Sayu, why don't you go down stairs and-"
"OKAY!" And with that, Sayu hurried out the room.
"H-Hey! Hold on! At least try the last of the problems yourself," Light called.
"I will buuuuuuuut... maybe after dinner!"
"Yeah right," Light mumbled.
I fell back on Light's bed and laughed.
"Shut up," Light laughed.
"You might as well just give me her stuff. She's not coming back in here, bro," I stated matter-of-factually.
"Heh, yes mom."
"That's the last thing I would want to be," I retorted as I took Sayu's belongings and walked out the room.
Once reaching my room, I set Sayu's things on my desk and took Totoro out of his cage. I put him in his Rolling-Ball thingy and set him on the floor so he can run around at free will but at the same time, avoid getting stomped on.
"Sophie... Just what exactly do you plan to do."
"Well, my enormous Four-armed friend," I started, "I did a little review on my I-pod of what happens today and even went to YouTube to review this episode. And thus, my awesome plan begins when we all have dinner downstairs and uhh... Well it's hard to explain but you'll see. You just make sure you stay hidden from Ryuk 'cause that will just blow stuff up..."
"Very well then. I have business to attend to. Farewell."
"Deuces, bro."
Just as Lumiere flew back to the Shinigami world, Ryuk came into my room with that goofy smile on his face. Whoa...
Impeccable timing, bro...
"Got any apples," he asked.
I pulled out a bag of them from under my bed. Both Green and Red. "Enjoy 'em, dude."
He instantly took the bag and began eating away the green ones. Not the red one. I tilted my head in confusion.
"What's wrong with the Red ones," I asked.
"Nothings wrong with them. Its just that I like to think of you and Light having this competition. So, Light gives me Red Apples while You give me the Green ones. Which, by the way, are way better," Ryuk explained, taking another bite from the Green circular fruit. I only laughed, getting an idea of what he was talking about.
"Well, I guess we are somewhat like enemies," I chuckled and was about to walk out the room, when a sudden flash caught the corner of my eye.
On instinct, I ran to my window just in time to see a man running away with a camera. I narrowed my eyes and locked my window and closed my black curtains afterwards.
"Damn Stalkers...," I whispered angrily. And now, the current question invaded my head.
'Just who was that...?' I thought fretfully.
I KNOW! ITS BEEN SO LONG! AND I HAVE THE NERVE TO LEAVE YOU GUYS WITH A CRAPPY SHORT CHAPTER AND A CLIFF-HANGER! IM DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF! Dx
No Fun Fact Today or any other days. I now do Interview with Characters (Original or Death Note related) with questions from my reviewers and short funny Role Plays! Its the least I can do from this crappy chapter...
Role Play #1;
L: No more chocolate until you make a better chapter again...
CookieM: NOOO! Dx
L: *eats my chocolate* Yes...
CookieM: *Anime faceplant*
Mello: Don't be a Shit Face, And Review on this Shitty Chapter. For the Mental Dumbass crying over Chocolate.
CookieM: *takes Mello's chocolate and stomps on it* Yea! I got the balls to do that Bitch! What Now!? :P
Mello: *puts gun at my head* I'll blow your fucking brains out... That's what I'll do now... if you don't buy me ANOTHER FUCKING HERSHEY BAR!
Watari: Now, now. There's no need to be irrational...
Misa: *ignoring everything* Feel free to leave any type of interview questions for... *pulls paper out of a Box* FOR ELLIOT!
Lmfao! Review! For the Stalker at Siri's window...? O.o!?