"Ganon?! This guy never dies."
The kitchen was torn up, windows shattered, and the wall - violated - with the ashes of Ganon's power melted into the kitchen wall, just to convey a message. Not only did dumbass Ganandorf sign his name into the wall, but it was obvious where he would have taken them, he always took the princess' castle, it's like he was homeless…so most likely the temples. Never-the-less, let us not forget, our hero is freaking the fuck out right now.
"What is going on!" he yelled, looking around at the guards bodies on the ground. He kept shaking him, "wake up! I know you aren't dead! C'mon, please!"
One of the guard's eye's open in view of a panic Link, but he had a hard time speaking. Blood was dripping from the side of his temple. "It….was Ganondorf." he groaned.
"Yes, where are the whereabouts on the princess and my son?!" he panicked, "Do you know where they went?"
The guard grunted, then passed out again. It was time for this hero, to go into hero mode. He layed the unconscious body, then He unsheathed his sword and ran upstairs into their bedroom, not seeing anything but an unmade bed, just how it was left before he went downstairs. He ran into their son's room, seeing the giant window present in his room was wide open with the white curtains dancing with the wind. Upon further surveillance, he looked at his son's crib seeing the ripples of where he was lying. Seeing this, Link knew the asshole Ganondorf took their son from the crib where he was once present. He touched the ripples, and wiped his forehead.
"Kolyn…" he whispered to himself, "Zelda…" he looked out the window. "I'll find you."
Our hero hops out on his son's window ledge as he takes the stone used to turn him into a wolf, placing it on him, drastically changing into his wolf form. He hoped back into the room changing his senses and luckily, caught Ganondorf smell off Kolyn's crib. His smell was green, as he stiffed it, the wolf's nose turned. Link then hopped off the ledge and took a journey to find the princess and his son. He dashed faster than usual, maybe because Minda wasn't on his back. It was different, because she was always with him if it be her shadow or her small form. Link didn't stop, running for longer than he thought, until eventually reaching his fate at Gerudo desert, as the hot climate took a toll on him. Making his way closer, it was realized he was at the top where the mirror was shattered. Link made his way up there, not stopping no matter what. Link touched his master sword, returning back to human form, then he heard a organ play his theme song. (YOU KNOW THE TUNE!)
Climbing the stairs to where the mirror wasn't a long trip, but link was out of breath. From the gaps of the columns leading to the top, he saw the pink diamond cages up in the air that Ganondorf once used on her long ago, but this time there was two; one smaller than the other. Reaching the stop, he sneaked so that Ganondorf wouldn't see him. Then it occurred, how'd he get an organ at the top of the mirror chamber so fast. As night embraced the lands, he snuck in closer to see his wife and kid's eyelids closed. Kolyn looked like he was still sleeping.
"Zelda…" Link whispered, "Pst, Zelda!" He looked up at the pink diamond in the sky with their bodies in it. Realizing Ganon was to into his tunes, he just walked to the diamond they were trapped in.
Zelda's eyes open up slowly, then they lit up. "Link!" she whispered, "I love you, dear. I knew you'd come…" she held her fists, "I'm so sorry."
"No, don't be." he whispered, "I'm…sorry I took so long. How's Kolyn?"
"He was sleeping the whole time." she says, "be careful, sweetheart."
"I…" Link pauses, but doesn't finish. The organ stops playing.
He frantically looks over at the giant organ. Ganondorf had stopped playing, but didn't look back.
"Hm.. I must say that I'm surprised to see you, Link."
Yep, Ganondorf.
"I thought my warning would have been enough." he laughed in his deep ugly voice.
Link looked at him silently, "Not a problem. If I can't physically beat you, then maybe some one you love can…one that you cannot fight back." Ganon told him. He quickly turned around to face Zelda. "He cheated." he says…pretty boldly.
Though relentless, Link puts his head down. Zelda burst's out and laughs, "That's too funny!" she laughs more, "Like I'm going to believe a green-headed-looking freak like yourself. What is your deal?!" she disses, then looks down at Link still laughing, then realizes he's not laughing.
"You're….serious…aren't you, Link." she said slowly, then pauses. "Did…you even get the milk? Cause if you didn't, then it would make sense that you're cheating because no one takes all day to get milk b-but the troll is lying, right? l-like I-I-I know you wouldn't CHEAT on me, and you DO have the milk...right?"
Link got on his knees and looked up at his wife, "Zelda…I'm sorry." he whispered.
The hero knew he couldn't hide it, it was eating him inside. Zelda knew if he didn't get the milk, he most likely was cheating, because the milk was just down the path from them, and if he did go to Ordon, it wouldn't take him all night. Her face turns more pink than the diamond itself. Link knew what he was in for, revealing that to her, though he could have easily hid it.
The princess was pissed. She gripped her fist like she was going super sayian. Link tried interrupting, "Look, before you comment any further- Whoa!" he rolled away from his spot as he see's a light arrow missed him briefly, and stuck into the ground.
"WHOA, ZELDA!" he panted as he dodged more light arrows coming at him.
"You cheating son of a bitch!" she yelled, as more light arrows his way as the shimmering fate tried to pierce him, "I told you to get MILK NOT SUGAR!"
Ganon started laughing watching the scene unravel before his eyes. Then got up as he swished his cape behind him. "You see, Link. Since I could never beat you because the 'power' part of the Triforce wasn't ever enough to defeat you, I thought I could beat you this way…simply ruining your marriage." he laughed, then faced Zelda's prism, "GO ON, ZELDA, FINISH HIM!" (Mortal Kombat voice)
Continuously dodging light arrows from his wife, Link tries to get a word in, "Hold on!" he says while blocking them with his shield, "You mean you had arrows this whole time?"
"Shut up, and stop moving you pesky little worm!" she angrily yelled, "To think I was going to spend the rest of my life with you! Who was it now, Malon? That Zora? Saria, that girl from the Fortress?, Ilia?! Minda?!" she screamed, "There's more I don't know, isn't there you cheating whore!"
"Zelda!" he yelled, "Instead of that, you know light arrows are Ganon's weakness. Shoot him! I'll explain to you…once this is over!" he yelled.
She huffed, "Why should I do that?! So I don't hit you?"
"Zelda!" he took a few breathes, "Where is she getting all these arrows from!?" he said under his breath.
Link continuously kept trying to persuade Zelda, his short-tempered wife. As his guard is focused on Zelda, Ganon walked up to him from behind and grabbed his neck from the front, chocking him and lifting him from the ground. Link grunted and groaned, dropping his shield. Zelda stopped shooting her arrows and gasped from the outcome of her husband.
"Go on, Zelda," The ugly troll looked up at her, "Do it. I'm doing your worthless husband a favor."
She didn't speak. Ganon laughed, then looked at his prey to see his eye's squinting from pain, not being able to breathe from lack of oxygen. "Fool!" he yelled at him, "Try anything and your precious wife and son will be blown into bits. Their fate is a ticking time bomb."
Link dangled from the grasp of Ganon, slowly seeing blurred vision. Zelda started to cry, then gripped her arrows tighter, and aimed it for Link.
"Yes…YES!" Ganon yelled in joy, "THAT'S IT, ZELDA, END THIS FOOL ONCE AND FOR ALL!''
A purple glowing ring of power started to form between the grasp of Link's neck and his fists as it burnt his neck. Zelda pulled back her arrow causing light rays to form around the arrow. Drastically awaiting, Zelda let go of the arrow.