Warning: this one's rated M for a good, solid reason (interpretable as birds and bees); proceed under your own risk!


Sandalwood Serenade

Risqué beauty glimpsed between the lines.

Wisps of incense.

Like fingers,

Coiling and wafting and

Stroking the dainty tinge of your cheeks.

"What are they for?"

You yawned into my neck.

What are we doing?

Why are we doing this?

… We are doing this for love.

What we are

Doing

Is love.

Stripping it back

And stitching ourselves together

With a fine thread of red.

Now let's play nice tonight.

The

Wisps of incense

Will ensure you don't pass

The night in coy reverence.

So delicious.

So delicious you are;

A perfect porcelain dame

Whom I fear

Cannot handle

The ferocity of love.

For the night of the lovers

Is no easy game to play.

But be done with that, and

Let me be your teacher again.

Let me

Suckle the dirty scent of sandalwood

Deep into that sweet virgin heart.

Let it burn your throat;

The sweet, salty and bitter

Will not kill you.

… So beautiful.

So beautiful you are;

Rose and aglow

In the shadow of the brazier.

Whose crafty fingers are

Responsible

For this masterpiece?

Show me more.

And give me your all before the night rots and decays.

For there is no one else

Who will

Appraise them with a touch

More sensual than mine.

I know what you want.

I know what you love

And I know

Where that catalyst lies.

Tell me, my luscious chrysanthemum:

What other

Bed-wetting specimen

Will not use such weapons as an excuse

To shackle you?

I

Am merely

Lavishing what you deserve.

For you're such a good little boy.

Crimson sun over a white plateau.

Lover by day and

Moaning hostess by night.

Promise me

I'll be the only one

Who will ever listen to

The rustle of your eager robes.

Promise me

My gnarled fingers

Will be the only fingers you turn to

When the night is young;

When the lovers ache

And the incubus reigns the lark.

Now let's hear you scream again, my dear.

For as the

Sandalwood wisps

Engulf our bleeding passion,

You will be mine

Before the night is wasted away.


Long story short: one day, my mother and I stopped at a herbs-store. I had been waiting patiently by a stack of incense and was vying for an inspiration, when I caught a whiff of sandalwood, a common ingredient in incense. I also knew that sandalwood was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, so I thought-hey, why not write lemony poetry? After all, if there is lemony stories, then perhaps the thing could work for poems too.

And besides, writing what I hope was decent lemony poetry might make up for the lack of lemony stories whatsoever up here. Perhaps if I tried to excel in lemony poetry, then I could be forgiven for still being tipsy-turvy with lemony stories... Or I could avoid the genre altogether. But that won't be any fun for any of us, won't it?

Because no collection is complete without a little mischievous ChuNi every once in a while.

-Plumeria-hi