7 M1NUT3S 1N H34V3N

[Continuous Series, 12 Days of Christmas 2014]

"YOU!" Terezi screamed at Karkat, frozen in the door with his red solo cup.

"ME?" he asked.

"Y3S! G3T 1N H3R3!" she jumped up, grabbing him by the shirt and shoving him into the room, sitting him down in the circle between Aradia and Feferi, both of whom were giggling, and pretty buzzed if the smell of their breath was any indicator.

"WHY? WHAT ARE WE DOING?" he demanded.

"Spin the 8ottle, dork!" Vriska grinned from across the circle. Terezi sat opposite Karkat, grinning and setting down an empty bottle of Peppermint Schnapps.

"DID YOU FINISH THAT BOTTLE?" he asked.

"NOT JUST M3!" Terezi replied, feigning offense. "VR1SK4 H3LP3D!" The two girls giggled and shoved each other.

"Are wwe going to start or wwhat?" Eridan demanded.

"SHUT UP F1SH BR34TH, W3'R3 G3TT1NG TO 1T," Terezi replied. "4LR1GHT, RUL3S. 1 SP1N F1RST. WHO3V3R TH3 BOTTL3 L4NDS ON H4S TO K1SS M3, TH3N TH3Y SP1N. WH3N TH3Y SP1N W3 Y3LL 'TWO!'."

"uH, wHY?" Tavros asked. Karkat glanced around. How many people were here, twelve? His whole extended friend group?

"W3 K33P SP1NN1NG AND K1SS1NG UNT1L W3 R34CH 'S3V3N'. TH3N! TH3N THOS3 TWO H4V3 TO GO 1NTO TH4T CLOS3T 4ND DO WH4T3333V3R TH3Y W4NT!" she replied, collapsing into a giggling fit.

"OH JESUS FUCK," Karkat muttered. "CAN I LEAVE?"

"no way man, youre the la2t boy. you make iit even," Sollux replied. Karkat muttered something about "stupid symmetry" before Terezi yelled "L3T'S GO!" and spun. Karkat watched the bottle spin and spin, finally settling to a rest on… Vriska?

"Haha, oh sweet!" Vriska hiccupped, turning to her right and grabbing Terezi by the hair, kissing her hard. Terezi giggled against her lips and the group stared, somewhat mesmerized, until they broke the kiss. "Two!" She spun the bottle, cackling as it spun, finally landing on Kanaya. "Pucker up, 8a8y!" Kanaya blushed deeply, leaning over Terezi and closing her eyes. At the last minute, Terezi grabbed both of the girls' heads and pushed them together, making them kiss hard. Kanaya's eyes shot open and she slugged Terezi, blushing bright red.

"Three," she replied softly, spinning the bottle until it finally settled to a stop on Gamzee. She shuddered and glanced to Terezi. "Can I Request A Respin?"

"NO R3SP1NS! K1SS!" He grinned, crossing the circle and she tentatively kissed him on the lips.

"AwW, hOw MoThErFuCkIn SwEeT," he chuckled and she blushed, retreating to her spot. "FoUr!" The bottle spun again, Karkat watching with horror as it pointed to him, wavering just a bit, before tipping just a bit to Karkat's right.

"OH THANK GOD," he sighed, hearing Feferi squeal.

"O)( gos)(!" Feferi giggled. "Do I )(ave to kiss you long?"

"THR33 S3COND M1N1MUM," Terezi stated on the fly. Feferi leaned in, kissing him hard, blushing fiercely through her freckles before breaking the kiss, grabbing the bottle and spinning it.

"Five!" Karkat heard her whispering, "Please not -Eridan, PL-EAS-E not –Eridan…" making him chuckle. Until it landed on him.

"WHAT?!"

"You gotta do it, Karcrab!" she chuckled. "T)(ree second minimum." She leaned over and he blushed hard as she crushed her lips to him, and she could taste the fruity tinge of orange and cranberry from her drink before she pulled away giggling.

"SIX," he replied.

"TH4T M34NS 1T'S GONN4 B3 YOU!" Terezi shouted, pointing.

"WHAT?"

"WHO3V3R YOU K1SS H4S TO S4Y S3V3N! YOU GOTT4 T4K3 S3V3N M1NUT3S 1N H34V3N W1TH THE P3RSON YOU L4ND ON!"

"OH FUCK, COME ON. REALLY?"

"2piin, a22hole!" Karkat grumbled, spinning the bottle, watching as it finally came to a rest on-

":o M3!" She giggled, standing and offering her hand. He could feel his blush creeping up his chest and all over his face as he took it, feeling her yank him up and pull him into the closet, closing the door and pushing him against it.

"TEREZI, I'M NOT DRUNK," he muttered. "WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING."

"OH COM3 ON. YOU TH1NK 1'M DRUNK?" He blinked.

"WHAT"

"1 JUST W4NT3D TO M4K3 OUT W1TH P3OPL3, YOU B1G N3RD. H4LF 4 BOTTL3 OF SCHN4PPS IS GONN4 KNOCK M3 OUT?"

"I GUESS NOT?"

"R1GHT," she replied, leaning in and kissing him hard. His eyes widened as she kissed him. "COM3 ON, K4RKL3S, 1T'S B33N 4 SUP3R LONG T1M3 S1NC3 1'V3 S33N 4CT1ON. PL34S3?" He muttered something in defeat and she kissed his neck, moving her hand down to his pants.

"H-HEY," he protested but she silenced him with another kiss, reaching into his pants. He tried to push her away but froze as her fingers wrapped around his half-hard dick.

"D4NG, K4R, YOU'R3 NOT B4D," she giggled.

"HEY SHUT UP, WHAT THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"

"NO ON3'S 3V3R TOLD M3 YOU W3R3 PR3TTY B1G."

"WELL YEAH. THAT'S BECAUSE NO ONE…" he huffed.

"WH4444T? 1'M YOUR F1RST?" He blushed, looking away. "OH MY GOD, VR1SK4 1S GONN4 LOS3 H3R SH1T, H3H3H3H3!" He opened his mouth to say something but she forced her tongue into his mouth, yanking down her pants and grinding against him. His breath hitched and he froze again, not quite sure what to do but enjoying the stimulation she was giving him. "1S 1T OK4Y?" she asked, her breath heavy and hot.

"Y-YEAH," he replied, nodding stiffly.

"YOU DO W4NT TO DO TH1S, R1GHT?" she asked, tilting her head.

"I MEAN. YEAH. YES, LET'S JUST. I DUNNO. GET IT OVER WITH?" She snorted but shrugged, pushing against him and pushing him into her, covering her mouth to suppress a cry. "ARE YOU OKAY?"

"Y34H," she sighed happily, shivering. "OH FUCK. Y34H, YOU R34LLY 4R3 PR3TTY W3LL 3NDOW3D," she whimpered, moving back and forth. He grunted, bracing himself against the door as she rode him. "FUCK W3 DON'T H4V3 T1M3," she whimpered, pulling her hair. "FUCK M3, K4RK4T." He nodded, holding her hips and pushing into her faster making her crying out and jerk and finally squealing, biting her fist hard as she shuddered and groaned, pulling away from him and kissing him hard. "HOLY SH1T," she giggled, sweating. "WOW."

"YEAH, WOW," he blushed, scratching his arm.

"Heeeeeeeey losers, time's up!" Vriska called, banging on the door as the two had finished pulling up their pants. "You love8irds enjoy that time aloooooooone?"

"SHUT UP," Terezi giggled, slugging her.

"move over, dork2," Sollux said, Feferi on one arm, Aradia on the other. "landed on kk'2 2pot whiile you two were iin there and they 2aiid theyd both do iit." Terezi snorted as the three past them, giggling and pinching each other, shutting the door behind them.

"WHO'S N3XT?" Terezi asked, sitting down, Karkat groaning and sitting back down, shaking his head. He wondered why he was friends with them sometimes.