Chapter 5 - Dear Wakko Warner.

The Cold morning of December 10th caused Wakko to see his own breath, even in the tower. He put on his warm clothes and went outside the tower, and was greeted by the security guard Ralph, who had climbed up with a letter in his hand.

"Uh, duh here's a letter for you Wakko." Said Ralph

"Really? For me! Is it from Santa?" asked Wakko

"I-i-i-i d-don't know." Ralph wasn't wearing a thick jacket. "Man it's so cold out here." Said Ralph

"Well, i'm gonna go read it." Said Wakko

As Ralph crawled down the tower's ladder, Wakko ran inside to read his letter. He couldn't open it right away, eventually taking a butter knife out of his gag bag to open it. of course Wakko might have been very young but he could read.

Dear Wakko Warner

We would like to congratulate you on being drawn for the December 24th episode of Wheel of fortune! This is a special opportunity for us, as you will be the youngest contestant ever on the show at the age of 7. Please get a parent or guardian to call us at the following number; 1-800-93224. We can't wait to have you on the show!"

-Contestant Co-ordinator Mark

Wakko's Cheer of happiness could be heard all the way from Pluto.

"What! What! What's going on!?" Asked Yakko, waking up.

"I'm on the show!" Wakko cheered

"You're kidding!" Said Dot, just waking up.

"No, it's a real letter, see!" Wakko handed the letter off to his siblings. Yakko and Dot were shocked. It was a real letter.

"What do I do now? I don't know anything about answering puzzles right!" Said a flabbergasted Wakko

"Don't worry brother, I got you into this mess, i'm gonna get you through it! Just don't forget about your poor old brother when you win a pile of cash." said Yakko

Dot didn't want to be outdone.

"But don't you want to give a few bucks to your cute, loving sister?" asked Dot, smiling cutely at Wakko

"Oh poo! You guys didn't ask me if I even wanted to be on the show! Besides, I already know what i'm going to do with the money!" Said Wakko

"Sure, what's that? Buy a shiny new corvette to impress Nurse?" asked Yakko

"How can I? I don't even know how to drive." said Wakko

"Eh, he's got a point." Said Yakko

"It says on here that I have to bring a guardian." Wakko pointed at the paper.

"Well, there's always Scratchy." Said Yakko

"Sounds good!" Wakko took off out of the tower.

"Hey! Wait up!" Said Yakko and Dot, racing to put on their warm clothes for the cold outside.

()()()()

Wakko had bolted over to Dr. Scratchnsniff's office. He knocked on the door, and was greeted by the closest thing he had to a parent.

"Good morning, Vakko." Said Dr. Scratchnsniff

"Hey! Guess what! I got a letter from the Wheel of fortune people." said Wakko

"How did you get dis?" Then Scratchy read the letter, and after he had read it, he was just as shocked.

"But you said zhat you vere not good at solving puzzles!" Dr. Scratchnsniff reminded Wakko of the day before.

Then Yakko and Dot ran into the room.

"Hey Scratchy! Wakko's gonna be on Wheel of fortune!" said an excited Yakko.

"Oh yes, and how did he get zis letter?" asked Dr. Scratchnsniff

"Dot sent in an application in his name." Said Yakko

"Hey! You sent the application!" Said Dot

"You had the idea, you're just not big enough to use the internet." Said Yakko

"Please please! Zhere is a lesson to be learned here! Vakko, Zis is Vhy you should have Said something earlier Vhen you knew Zhose Puzzles on Ze Vheel of Fortune! Yakko, Dot! You two shouldn't have applied for Vakko! Zhat's not Fair to him!" Said Dr. Scratchnsniff

"We know. We just thought he'd make a great contestant." Said Yakko

"But that's what I came here for. Doc, I need you to be my guardian cause it says I need to bring one...And I am going to go. I don't want to disappoint them."

"Really? You vant to go? Even zhough you might not be very good?" Asked Dr. Scratchnsniff

"I could learn, right?" asked Wakko

"We'll help you, Wakko! In exchange for part of your winnings." Said Yakko

"No, no, Za money he Vins, He does Vhat he Vants Vit it! And besides, is zit really fair zhat you entered him Vithout his permission?" asked Dr. Scratchnsniff

"Ya, Scratchy's got a point." Said Yakko

"We'll help anyway we can. We want him to be happy." Said Dot

"Thanks guys. Can we get started soon?" asked Wakko

"I'll go and set up an old set in one of Ze studios!" Dr. Scratchnsniff walked off to help Wakko get prepared for his TV appearance.