Chapter 12 - Yakko's Misfortune
After Dr. Scratchnsniff had checked the Warner siblings and himself into the nice hotel, they all went upstairs to the nice suite that the Wheel of fortune people had rented for them for 2 nights. The suite was large and all 3 siblings got their own rooms for the 2 nights. While Dr. Scratchnsniff ordered a Pizza dinner, the Warners didn't know what to do. Well, Except for Wakko, he had set up the Wheel of fortune game on the suite's computer and was tuning himself up for the game next day. But on the other hand, Yakko and Dot wanted to check out the pool that was advertised on the front.
"Ok, but ze pizza Vill be here in an hour. Don't stay too long." he ordered
Both Yakko and Dot cheered as they booked it for the pool.
(A.N.; If you've seen the "I'm mad" Animaniacs bit, it kind of sounded like the cheer when the Warners arrived at the funfair)
But while his sibs were interested in having fun, Wakko stayed on the computer, playing the game. As he played, Dr. Scratchnsniff watched and smiled. Wakko was doing so well, now he just had to beat his 2 opponents, while one was somewhat smarter, the other would just annoy the group.
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Down at the pool, Dot was waiting for Yakko to come out of the boy's changeroom. Eventually, he came bolting out.
"Oh boy, swimsuit girls! swimsuit girls! bikinis!" Yakko came out and eventually came to a complete halt...There was almost no one there, except for a few old people sitting in the hot tub and a middle aged asian man swimming laps in a speedo.
"Hey, What kinda hotel doesn't let pretty young girls come in here?" asked Yakko
Dot slapped her brother's head.
"Are girls all you think about?" she asked
"Yep." Yakko didn't take more than half a second to say so
"Well, at least I can control my..." Dot then got a look at a tall, dark and handsome man coming out of the men's changeroom.
"Never mind, I can't." Dot's eyes turned into hearts. Yakko figured it out quick enough.
"Girls. Go fig." He said
While dot walked away with her head in the clouds, Yakko walked over to the diving board and climbed his way up to the top. When he got to the top, he looked at the pool a few feet down from him. He could also see the world.
"Really? So that's what it looks like from up here." Yakko commented on what looked like a map of the United States and Canada below him.
"All the lines and words are so detailed." Yakko then pulled out a pair of binoculars to spy on the pool. His binoculars turned to the ladie's changeroom doorway, and to his suprise, out walked 2 very beautiful and tight girls.
"Buxom beauties at 4 o'clock...Actually quarter after." Yakko almost melted while looking at his watch
Meanwhile, Dot was chasing her newly found crush across the pool deck. He eventually sat down in the hot tub and then Dot plopped right down next to him.
"What? What are you?" he asked
"I'm in love..." Dot fluttered her eyes at the stranger
"Well I can tell...But aren't I a little too old for you?" he asked
"No one's too old for Dot Warner..." Dot then wrapped her arms around the stranger's neck and gave a big smooch on his lips. when she let go, he spat and stuff and turned away.
"You can't resist me forever, big man!" Dot snapped
"I can at least try." The man replied in a sarcastic voice
Dot turned to the camera.
"I love a man who plays hard to get." Said Dot
Meanwhile, back at the diving board, Yakko had done a sweet swan dive and landed square into the the pool and swam right up to the girls that he was spying on moments before. he popped out of the water and landed right in between them on his feet. He was hoping that the girls would be impressed, but his expectations were incorrect.
"What are you doing?" asked one of the girls
"Just testing the waters. You want to go for a swim with me? We can play little mermaid and i'll save you from drowning." Yakko winked at the camera
"Uh! you're weird!" Said the other girl, walking away with her girlfriend.
"Hey! Come back! I can play the prince too! Uh, girls can be so picky sometimes." Yakko sighed.
An hour seemed to go by rather quickly. Yakko would chase the girls and even sat down and chatted with the grandmothers in the hot tub while Dot would pester the man, even when his very beautiful wife came to sit with him. When it was almost 5, Yakko and Dot met up and planned to go.
"Well, that was some good exercise." Said Yakko
"Exercise? All you did was chase those walking barbie dolls over there." Said Dot
"Oh ya, says miss 'I-like-the-man-that-plays-hard-to-get.' I saw you and that guy!" Yakko shot back
"Hey! That's Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Franana...Darn it!" Dot screwed up her infamous line again.
"It's Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca..." Yakko was cut off
"I know what it is!" Dot yelled
"Ok, ok." Yakko wanted to calm his sister down.
"And you're Mr. United States-Canada-Mexico-Panama." Dot began walking into the girl's Changeroom while Yakko intentionally followed her, but she didn't notice
"Yep, that's me alright." Said Yakko
Just as Yakko walked into the changeroom, he feasted his eyes on 2 more beautiful girls who were getting changed. They shrieked as they realized Yakko had walked in on them.
"Hey! What's the big deal!? Haven't you seen a boy before?" Yakko pretended to be innocent.
"GET OUT, YAKKO!" Dot shrieked at the top of her lungs as Yakko bolted for the men's room.
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5 minutes later, Dot and Yakko went back upstairs.
"Hey kids, Did you have a good time?" asked Dr. Scratchnsniff
"I would've if Yakko hadn't walked into the girl's changeroom!" Dot complained
"Hey, it was an accident." Lied Yakko
"Yakko, Ve know you, and zhat vas not an accident." Dr. Scratchnsniff sided with Dot
"Ha! You're in trouble!" Said Dot
"Shut up, Dottie!" Said Yakko
"Oh! That's it! You're dead now!" Dot went after Yakko for committing the ultimate sin in the Warner sibling circle...Call Dot Dottie and you die. However, the skirmish was broken up by Dr. Scratchnsniff who proceeded to grab the siblings and hold them down.
"Ok! Zhat's enough for both of you! Go and sit in your rooms for 5 minutes!" Said Dr. Scratchnsniff.
"See what you did?" Yakko blamed his sister
"Oh, dry up!" Dot shot back at Yakko
Dr. Scratchnsniff sent the siblings into their rooms and awaited the dinner.
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