MajorLunaClearwater: OI Leah, want an Imprint?

Leah: HELL YEAH

MajorLunaClearwater: Well get Stephanie Meyer to give me Twilight then you can have one

Leah: ... Just say it...

MajorLunaClearwater: What? *Realises* NEVERRR

Leah: Why can't you give me an imprint?

MajorLunaClearwater: Because I don't own Twilight...

*Leah laughs*

MajorLunaClearwater: DAMMNIT! I don't own Harry Potter Either...

Fred POV

I was going down the stairs when I got a call on my movil telephone thingy that Hermione bought me and George, It was my favourite muggle song '50 ways to say goodbye' by Train, I just found that song funny because it is basically a guy coming up with ideas to say how his ex died... I picked up the phone to say

"Yello"

"OI UGLY, Go home and kick the shit out of Ron for me, He was sleeping with that whore Lavender, and Mione walked in on them..."

I apperated straight away tot he burrow to see everyone crowded around Harry who was saying something that sounded like Ron was back at his and what was Mione's flat.
I Apperated over to the flat to hear some moans and Ron's voice saying "I told them she cheated on me with Seamus so when they find out that you came and comforted me they will absolutely LOVE you."

I stormed over to the bedroom door to see Lavender climbing onto him. I stunned her and threw her off of my ex brother.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, YOU CHEAT ON MIONE FOR THIS BLOODY WHORE!? WHY WASN'T SHE GOOD ENOUGH FOR POOR LITTLE RONNEKINS, DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME, I AM DISGUSTED TO CALL YOU MY BROTHER!" and with that I threw a punch which gave a satisfying crunch when it made contacted with Prick faces face, and I aimed a kick at his balls, but before I could my spell on Lavender had worn off and she screamed at me "DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY WON WON! with that she waved her wand at me and I found myself in the middle of Diagon Alley.

Little did she know that it helped as that was exactly where I was heading. I ran the rest of the way to George and I's shop and leaped up the stairs 3 at a time to get myself to my little sister who must be absolutely broken...

When I walked in my worst fears were put to rest, she was curled up on the sofa eating good old Ben and Jerry's ( the worlds BEST ice cream, also created by muggles)
Whilst Mione was eating and relaxing on the sofa I saw Luna and George hauling suitcases out from their bedroom.
"Did I miss something whilst I was kicking Ronnekin's ass?"
"Well yes you did my dear brother, we are going on holiday to Forks to stay in aunt Tessy's old house for a bit" George answered me
I turned to go pack my own stuff for the trip when Luna said "We already packed yours and Mione's bags as well," and with that we left through the floo, JUST missing the knock on the door...

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