Chapter 17 - Wakko needs to take a P

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With the Commercial break over, Barbie could now solve the puzzle which had been on a cliffhanger for a while.

"Is it a big lob of bullspit?" Asked Barbie

"Yes, it is!" Said Pat, as Vanna lit up the puzzle board.

Wakko looked down in disappointment as his huge rack-up got erased. That could've really done a good deed for the Salvation Army. Meanwhile, Pat was congratulating Barbie on her 2nd win in a row.

"Well, we have a house minimum of 1,000 per round, so that brings your score up to 2,000, all cash. But we still have a few more rounds to go, still anyone's game, let's take a break, and when we come back, we'll play round 3, don't go away!"

While the studio cameras stopped rolling for a few minutes, the make-up guy came to apply more makeup to Wakko's face.

"Anything I can get for you guys?" asked Mark, who walked on-stage.

"A water, please?" asked Barbie.

"I'll take a pepsi if ya have one." Wakko asked

Baloney just stood there, acting dumb as always.

"Sure thing. We're back on the air in 5." Mark ran off to get the drinks. While he was gone, Barbie looked at Wakko and smiled her evil self.

"Well, look who's winning?" She said

"I'll come back and win. Just you wait." Wakko spoke with Determination

"Really, little thing? What makes you think you can? The only reason you're out here is for ratings. They know you won't win. They just want more people to watch." Barbie kept putting down poor Wakko.

Wakko was near ready to flip. But his moral standards forced him to hold it down. If he could win, then he could shoot his mouth off if he wanted.

"I'll win. You'd better make your words as sweet as your looks, not as bitter as your heart." Wakko thought to himself.

Mark returned with a bottled water and a can of pepsi. While they drank, they stood in wait for the competition to resume.

"Ok, We're on in 10 seconds." Said Mark

Wakko finished the can and placed it behind his podium so no one could see. Barbie did the same.

"5...4...3...2..." The cameraman pointed at Pat.

"Welcome back to Wheel of fortune, everybody. It's time for round 3, this will give our contestants a chance to land on the $2,000 space on the wheel. The category this round, is Occupation."

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"And this round, Barbie will start." Said Pat

Barbie leaned over and spun the wheel. It landed directly on the $2,000 mark.

"Ok, Barbie, what letter would you like?" asked Pat

"Is there a T?" she asked

"2 T's, $4,000 for them." Said Pat, as Vanna Lit up the puzzle board's letters.

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But then Wakko started fidgeting. The pepsi he drank was starting to catch up to his bladder.

Barbie spun the wheel again, this time landing on $900.

"Can I get an R?" asked Barbie

"Yep, one R."

Vanna lit up the puzzle while Wakko began feeling the pressure in his bowels.

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"I have to potty!"Wakko didn't want to blurt it out loud.

"Can I buy a vowel?" asked Barbie "I?"

"There's 2 I's." Said Pat

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"Potty, potty, potty, potty!" Wakko was having a hard time holding it in.

"I'll spin again." Said Barbie, spinning the wheel once again. And like before, it landed on 2,000.

"2,000, what letter would you like?" asked Pat

"An S!" said Barbie

"Yes, there are 2 S's" Vanna lit up the board even more.

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Barbie then spun the wheel once again. it turned, and turned and turned, before slowing down near the bankrupt space.

"Oh no!" Pat exclaimed, before the Rubber spike stopped entirely on Bankrupt, erasing the 8,000 plus that Barbie had accumulated.

"Oh, i'm so sorry, Barbie." Said Pat

"It's ok." said Barbie, obviously lying. When you lose over 8 grand, it's not ok.

"Now, it's Baloney's turn. Baloney, what are you gonna do?" asked Pat

"Can I Solve the puzzle?" asked Baloney

Pat looked a little stunned.

"Ok, go ahead." Said Pat

"Is it Dog?" asked Baloney

The buzzer sounded to inform the whole world that Baloney had indeed guessed incorrectly.

"No it is not. Wakko, your turn. You'll probably want to spin." Said Pat

Wakko, holding in his urge to potty, grabbed the wheel and spun. But as the rubber spike slapped the stakes on the wheel, Wakko's bowels fired up again. Now he really had to potty. But luckily, the Wheel landed on $2,000.

"2,000! Ok, Wakko, Give me a letter." Said Pat

Wakko couldn't hold the urge much longer.

"Pat! I have to take a Pee!" Yelled Wakko

"There is a P! $2,000 for it!" Pat seemed to be oblivious to Wakko's discomfort.

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But Wakko, in his discomfort, figured out the word and wanted to solve.

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