"No, no, no, shit, no."
Despite the fact that her period is three weeks late, she's had unprotected sex with about half a dozen guys in the last month or so, and this is the fourth test that's come up positive, Jade absolutely refuses to believe she's pregnant.
After a solid ten minutes of freaking out, she finally composes herself long enough to do what she always does in stressful situations such as this: she makes a list.
Making lists has always calmed Jade down. It's how she came up for the ideas for her "Things Jade Hates" videos back in high school.
So she sits down and starts writing down the names (and contact information, if she has it) of every one night stand she's had in the last two months when it hits her.
Beck. The had sex at the reunion a month ago, and now she could very well be carrying his child.
She shakes her head. It doesn't matter if she is. He's married and has a life now, and she can't mess that up for him.
She crumples up the list and throws it in the trash. She can screw up her own life all she wants, but she's not gonna let herself screw up his.