A/N: Uh... I don't condone underage drinking, but by the time you get to college it's kind of inevitable. Another Takari chapter, but not fluffy.
Background: TK and Kari are dating.
TK and Matt both stared at Kari as she waved around on the floor before them, spinning and falling with a laugh. After a few moments, she stood and embraced TK full on, still dancing insanely.
It took only one whiff of her breath for both boys to realize exactly what had happened.
TK tried to make her calm down. "Kari, what was the last thing you drank?"
She pointed at the punch bowl, giggling. "It was soooo gooood!" she squealed. "I couldn't stop drinking it! Whooo!!"
And she suddenly locked lips with TK, pushing him to the wall as he wailed in protest.
Feeling extremely awkward and knowing that TK would have to deal with this part by himself, Matt strode over the punch bowl and poured a small amount into a cup. He took a sip and almost vomited.
"This thing is spiked!" he shouted over the loud music.
TK, having managed to free himself, was now supporting a still madly giggling Kari as he approached. "That explains a lot!" he shouted back, attempting to fend off a few of Kari's more bold advances. "But who would..."
Both locked eyes with each other as understanding went through them.
"Charizard," they spoke together.
Matt didn't even bother looking for the giant dragon-like pokémon. He just summoned him with the twitch of a finger.
Moments later, Charizard came speeding around the corner, propelled by a blue light that dragged him directly to Matt. "Hey, what gives?!" he growled in protest.
Matt turned to face him, crossing his arms. "How much alcohol did you put in that punch bowl?" he asked with a serious expression.
Charizard's blue eyes flickered from the unamused Matt, to where TK was still slightly preoccupied with Kari, trying to both keep her placated while not leading to anything too inappropriate where they were. "Wouldn't you normally enjoy that?" he pointed out at the younger boy.
"Not when she's drunk! Seriously, how much did you put in?!"
"Uh... three bottles of strawberry Smirnoff Vodka…"
"THREE BOTTLES?!?!" the brothers yelled in shock.
"Charizard, you know that humans don't have the same tolerance you do!" Matt was shouting. "And if she drank as much as I think she did - "
Kari helpfully swung out on TK's arm. "Wheee... I'm sleepy..."
She promptly passed out, TK catching her before she could hit the ground.
TK and Matt proceeded to glare at Charizard, who didn't even bother trying to look innocent.
Matt picked up the bowl. "You drink this," he handed it to Charizard, "and I'm going to do some damage control. Hopefully I can figure out who drank it and who didn't. And try somehow to make sure Tai doesn't find out what just happened because he'd probably flip."
TK nodded. "In the meantime, I'm getting Kari back to her room and taking care of her.
"You do that," Matt responded, and TK picked up his unconscious girlfriend and headed towards the nearest stairs.