For me this is my fav chap'xD haha tell me what ya think:)

I don't own inuyasha sadly:( all credit goes to Rumiko Takahashi *sigh*

Chap.3

Recap: ' SHIT how do I calm MY FUCKING SELF DOWN!?'

What was seen cannot be unseen by sesshomarus eyes.

Kagome stood there a good ten seconds confused then started with her plan. First she made sure that she had everything set. 'Hmmm shorty short short's..check almost see through tank top…check..good amount of bossum showing…checkaroo…bobbyyy pin…crap! Where the hell did I—Oh wait here it is duhh check…staaaannnddinng riiiight iiinnnnn front ooofffff seeeessshhhoomaaaru wiiiiiiiiith my baaack facinnnggg himmm…check hair in pony tail…check bangs in face so I have an excuse to be "looking" for my bobby pin…..chhhheeecckk alrighty time to make him eat his words…now how do I make him open his eyes…come on kagome think! Man this is hard…I really shouldve thought of this before hand..note to self plan everything out before going through with the plan underline everything 50 million times—oh I got it! Im pretty sure he's never heard me saying those words before so might as well give it a shot. Time to begin.' With everything sorted out and a mental evil laugh, she got into to her planned out position. While standing in front of sesshomaru she put the bobby pin in her sleeve and then cursed, loud enough for sesshomaru to hear but not for inuyasha. (If your wondering what she said it was along the lines of "Fuck fuckedy fuck fuck fuck mother freakin fucker!") She got on all fours pretending to look for the "lost" pin. When she felt his eyes burning holes on her bottom she knew she got him to open his eyes. 'Now for the kill.' She bent her arms to "look" which in turn made her bend her front lower and made her bottom bigger than it already was. (Keep in mind she's wearing very short shorts meaning they cover basically nothing). She heard his breath hitch and decided to tease alittle more then let him have it. So she then did this. "Wait maybe I dropped it behind me..yeah I think I did" she crawled all the way around (so now she's facing sesshomaru) and titled her head—in sign of submission—and gave sesshomaru a full view of her bossum. Sesshomaru on the other hand thought she was ablivious to what she was doing and trying to think of a way to calm himself. 'Nothing. Is. Working.' Then finally after another minute of fake searching kagome looked sesshomaru dead in the eye then down at his um *ahem* huge tent…bulge…stiffy..whatever you wanna call it (but it was huge) and then looked back at him , straight in the eye, and smirked and within a blink of an eye sesshomaru was gone. "Hmph shows you that demons aren't the only ones that can be sexy, humans can be sexy too" she said out loud with a triumphant smirk. When she turned around, anime sweat drop. Everyone was looking at her with dorky grins. Miroku's being the dorkiest and the most perverted. Inuyasha was starring wide eyed at the path his brother ran off too, then smirked. "HA! Shows YOU! Offend a woman by saying she cant be sexy, she'll prove you wrong big time bro hahahahah dumbass!"

ALRIGHTY! Hha what do ya think? Well I have a question…should I stay with this story and have kaggy just tease sesshy in different ways ooooorrrr do diff drabbles? Tell me your opinions yeah? Critics welcomed:)