The Turtles Watch TMNT Mini Episodes

Normally I don't update this quickly, but all the responses to the last chapter convinced me not to procrastinate. I didn't expect to get so many requests. However, since AlexHamato sent a request first, I'll do "Where's Fifi?", one of my favorites.

"How about this one?" Don pointed the mouse at the next link, "'Where's Fifi?'"

"Who the shell is Fifi?" Raphael asked.

"Maybe she's a hot ninja turtle babe!" Mikey exclaimed, his bad mood vanishing as he got lost in his fantasies.

"Yeah, because that's likely to happen," Leo replied sarcastically, rolling his eyes.

"Well, you don't need a turtle babe," Mikey said, pausing as a smile lit his face, "You've got your punching bag to keep you company."

Leo took a deep breath and counted back from ten. Don't kill him. I don't want to kill him. Leo silently repeated this to himself as he tried to ignore his other brothers' snickers.

"Just hit play," Leo said between clenched teeth.

"Here's our theme song again," Mikey cried.

"It's not a theme song if it's only one phrase," Don said, turning up the volume.

Mikey walked through the lair, calling out for Fifi. "Fifi! Here, Fifi!"

"I knew it," Mikey shouted happily, "A hot turtle babe!"

"Why would she wanna be with you?" Raphael asked, "I mean, look at cha."

"I always said I was the better-looking one," Mikey said proudly.

Mikey walked into the living room, where Raphael was reading the paper.

"I didn't know Raph could read," Mikey snorted. "Ow! Stop hitting me!" He glared threateningly at his older brother, who merely scoffed at him.

"Where could she be?"

"What cha lose this time, knucklehead," Raphael asked, looking up at his little brother.

"It's Fifi," Mikey replied, scratching his head as he gazed around.

"Wait! Hit pause," Mikey suddenly shouted.

"How are we supposed to finish this if you don't shut up, Mikey," Don asked, a trace of impatience in his voice.

"Look," Mikey said, pointing to himself, "Are my eyes really that far apart? I look like some kind of fish."

"And you have that same blank gaze in 'em too," Raphael stated.

"Yeah, I do- Hey! Wait a minute!" Mikey rounded on his brother, "At least I don't look like the Jolly Green Giant!"

"Can we get back to the video?" Leo asked, trying to prevent a fight between his two youngest brothers.

"Fifi? What's a Fifi?" Raphael asked, confused.

"She followed me from the sewer," Mikey replied, "She looked so lost and scared. I decided to keep her for a pet."

"Oh my God!" Mikey exclaimed, "She's a hooker! Score!" His three brothers rolled their eyes, not bothering to respond to that comment.

"Mikey, you can't have a pet named Fifi," Raphael said, standing up. "You're a serious, butt-kicking ninja," Raphael slammed a fist into his palm, before poking his brother in the chest, "Fifi? You'll be laughed out of the turtles."

"But- Fifi!"

"What am I wasting my breath for?" Raphael growled, walking away. Something suddenly slammed against the door as Raphael passed it. He opened the door and stared in terror at what he saw.

"What is that thing?" Don asked sceptically, "That kind of creature doesn't even exist."

"Said the giant talking turtle," Mikey mumbled.

A purple tentacle grabbed Raphael's leg and pulled him out of the room, the door slamming shut behind him.

"Ha ha," Mikey snorted, "Fifi's beating the shell out of ya!"

"I'm gonna beat the shell outta ya if you don't shuddup!" Raphael raised a fist threateningly.

Mikey walked up just as Raphael was thrown back into the room.

"I .. uh, I found Fifi," Raphael groaned, lying on his platron.

"Can I keep her Raph?" Mikey asked innocently.

"Nice, Fifi!" Raphael yelled, as he was slowly dragged away again. His nails dug into the concrete as he tried desperately to get free.

"Aw, I think she likes you, bro," Mikey cooed, as Raphael cried for help, "Who's a good, little Fifi?"

"That was so much better than a hooker," Mikey snickered, "Poor, little Raphie got beaten up by Fifi."

"I could take on that thing anytime of the day," Raphael snarled, his fingers curling into a fist, "
At least I didn't git beat up in a punchin' bag."

"At least Leo wasn't molesting you," Mikey replied, ignoring his oldest brother's spluttering protests.

"We can watch more after we have lunch," Don said, closing the page.

"Yeah, we can tell Splinter about Raph getting the shell kicked out of him by a hooker," Mikey said, quickly running out the room.

"MIKEY! GET BACK HERE!"

That's it for now. I'll probably update my other TMNT story before I go back to this one. So enjoy, and review.