A/N: I thought this would just be hilarious. I feel so sorry for poor Kari and all confused witnesses. Some Takari hints.
Background: Fireyes is a female Charizard. Tai is close to Greymon because he had to digivolve Agumon. The group was playing a very high-staked game of Truth or Dare.
Kari gulped, glancing backwards at the group of giggling and smirking humans and digimon behind her. She then looked forward at her target and inwardly felt like dying rather than do this task she had been set to complete.
Nevertheless, she strode forward to where Greymon was busy sparring with Fireyes.
"Excuse me, Greymon?"
The digimon in question stopped for a moment as Fireyes landed. "Yes, do you need something Kari?"
Kari took a deep breath, ignoring her watching brother on the sidelines, and striding forward to Greymon. She looked the digimon in the eye.
"Greymon," she began in her most passionate, sincere voice. "We've known each other for quite a long time... and I'm so thankful for all you've done for me and my brother. I've admired you for so long... with your amazing Nova Blast as Greymon, your beautiful armor and grace as Wargreymon, how you're always there for Tai when he needs you..."
Someone coughed in the background and Gatomon's giggle was plaintively obvious. Greymon just looked slightly confused. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a flash of gold hair and a white hat.
Oh no, TK's here too?!
Nonetheless, she took a deep breath and continued. "So Greymon, I just wanted you to know that... I can't imagine the rest of my life without you... you are the great digimon of my life, and... I want to confess that I am deeply in love with you."
Greymon's eyes widened in shock. As did Tai's, who was now staring as though something had fried Kari's brain. Someone in the group behind her burst out laughing, while she could tell everyone else was trying extremely hard to not do the same; she felt her face burn as she thought she heard TK's indignant cry of horror.
She nodded silently. "Yes Greymon, I know this is sudden and so improbable, given that you are a digimon and I am a human. But I believe we can make this work, as lifelong companions. So..."
She knelt down to the ground on one knee, retrieving a napkin ring from her pocket and offering it to Greymon. "Would you do me the honor of being my husband?"
The entire group roared in laughter, unable to keep it in any longer. Greymon was completely dumbstruck, staring as though he had never seen Kari before in his life, while Tai had a mixed look of confusion and horror on his face. Fireyes on the other hand seemed to understand what the entire thing was about, and was coughing out little fireballs as she snorted in amusement.
Feeling fully humiliated now, Kari jumped up to her feet and ran back to the group, who had apparently filled TK in (to the resultant cries of, "You horrible horrible people!") and decided she was going to be completely unable to look either Greymon or Tai in the face for the next month.