A/N Derp
"Is that so? The only other swords I know of is Excalibur, and it seems death would be a better option than partnering with him." Brandon said, chuckling. "I'm a meister, by the way, but I can also be a weapon."
Alice gave him a questioning glance. "You are both?"
"Kinda. When I get pissed, I enter 'insane mode', which you saw earlier. While I am in this mode, I can use a material which is basically solid insanity to make whatever I want. For example, I could use it to imprison someone in a block of it, that create a sword on my arm to kill said person with." Brandon explained.
"Ah... You do not want to see me when I get mad." Alice replied.
"Seems that we both use anger to our advantages." Brandon said, thinking. He then noticed BlackStar's unconscious body.
"Looks like you hit him pretty damn hard with your pan." He said, gesturing to BlackStar's body.
"I was just annoyed." She glanced at BlackStar. "Imagine what could happen if he really pissed me off."
"I really don't want a demonstration. Your frying pan already hurts enough. Quite possibly more than Maka's." he said, rubbing his head. "So, should we be going to class now, or are we going to chat the day away?"
"Lets go to class." Alice replied, dragging BlackStar's body. "Where is it, again?"
"Follow me." Brandon said, leading her back to class crescent moon. Once there, they propped up BlackStar's body where he would sit, and returned to their seats. Stein just looked curiously, but didn't say a word.
"It's a long story, but to put it in a nutshell, BlackStar took a frying pan to the skull." Brandon said, pointing to his unconscious body. Alice chuckled silently, while Stein remained neutral.
"I see." He said and stepped into the hall retrieve yet another cage.
"Goddamit. Another dissection. The panda brain juices still haven't washed off of my hands yet." Brandon moaned, complaining aloud to himself.
"I could lick them off for you." Alice offered, sticking her forked, snake-like tongue out.
"I think I'll pass..." Brandon said, starring at her with a creeped out face. "Thanks for the offer though..."
Alice looked puzzled for a moment, but just a moment. "Okay."
Stein soon rolled in with the cage, and quickly uncovered it. Now, it was a white tiger. Brandon was going to speak up about it being endangered and all, but decided against it. Stein quickly killed it and handed out the organs. As Stein was passing them out, he gave Brandon the brain again. "I really do hate you." he said as Stein walked by. Alice was given the heart, which was still leaking blood.
"A shame that such a beautiful peice of food is being wasted... This heart looks so good, too." She took out a ziplock bag. "I'll just save the remains for later, then."
"Kalima...Kalima...KALIMA!" Brandon teased, raising his right hand like in 'Indiana Jones'
"After this year's semester, I'll probably know every inch of a brain." he said, slicing into the soft tissue. Alice was about to ask what 'Kalima' meant, but decided against it, and relunctly cut into the heart.
"Man, Stein really needs to get some degree in here or something. This intestinal smell is going to make me hurl." Brandon said, wafting the air away from his nose.
Alice sniffed the air. The strong, coppery oder of blood hung in the air, but nothing other than that seemed off. Then she noticed some blood on Brandon's face. "You have blood on your face, Brandon." Once again she stuck her tongue out.
"If you dare touch me with your tongue, I will rip it out." he growled starring her down. Alice sulked for a minute before cutting into the heart.
"...You should at least wipe it off."
Brandon wiped his left cheek. "There. Better?"
Alice pouted. "Perfectly good blood. Wasted."
"You defianetly remind me of vampyrs. Anyway, let's finish this dissection quickly so you don't have any more temptation to lick my face." Brandon said, quickly slicing the brain tissue. Alice chuckled a bit. Class ended quickly after that. Throughout the class though, Brandon kept catching Maka starring at him. After class let out, he decided to talk to Alice.
"Maka keeps starring at me. It's kind of creepy." he said, pointing towards Maka.
"...I always wanted to know what she looked like with both of her eyes..." Alice said quietly. Brandon only heared mumbling.
"Hm? Did you say something?" He asked.
"In my dimension, she only has one eye."
"And why is that? Did she have a birth defect or something?" Brandon asked, confused.
"No. I accidently turned Kidd into a kishin. He 'went missing' and when Maka went to look for him, he tortured and cut her eye out. He didn't want to be found. It was gruesome."
"WHAT? I SWEAR I WILL KILL THAT FUCKER!" Brandon yelled, losing his temper.
"Quiet...!" Alice hissed. Brandon's outburst had caused multiple people to stare at them. "...It was my fault, OK? Not his..." She wore a somber expression as she whispered these words.
"Sorry. I, uh, I was just told that my dad stopped giving me an allowance. Sorry again." Brandon said, making up the lie on the spot.
"..That was a horrible lie..." Alice said. Suddenly a familiar blue-haired boy appeared in front of the two.
"AHAHA! I, THE GREAT BLACKSTAR, HAVE FOUND THE RED QUEEN! HAHAHA!" Alice responded with a cold stare.
"I wish people would stop referencing me to that stupid book..." She muttered.
"BlackStar, now isn't the best time for your annoying voice." Brandon growled, still pissed at Kidd.
"Is something wrong? The sound of my voice will cheer anyone up! Hahahahaha!" BlackStar boasted, laughing deeply.
"I swear to god, if you don't shut up, I will punch your jaw clear off of its hinges." Brandon growled, clenching his fists tightly.
Alice was also clearly mad. 'Red Queen' wasn't exactly her favorite nick-name. It made her home-sick. She'd almost unsheathed the claws she had behind her fingernails, and had to grab her hand to stop herself.
"Shut. The. Fuck. Up." Her voice had lowered to the point where she almost sounded like an extremely feminine boy.
"Whatever. It's snooze ville here anyway. I have To go surpass god!" was the last thing he boasted before running away.
"My god, I was about to rip out his vocal chords." Brandon growled still clenching his fists.
Alice was quiet, glaring at the spot where BlackStar had been moments before her gaze never moving. Her eyes- which had turned into a brilliant shade of amber- were now fading back to red. "Lets go home." She said in a stern voice. Her voice was back to normal now.
"Good idea. I don't want to have another outburst in public." Brandon said, and they walked home in silence. As they walked into their home though, Brandon released the rage he was holding from earlier.
"GODDAMIT!" he yelled, punching a nearby wall so hard that his fist went through.
"If you keep that up, the foundation of this house will break and we'll be crushed underneath it." Alice said in the monotonous tone she always used when she was mad.
"Sorry. I just needed to let my rage out. Would you like me to do it on you instead?" Brandon asked sarcastically.
"It is my fault that happened to Maka anyway. Being hit a few times is the least I deserve."
Brandon was enfuriated beyond belief, but remained collected. He walked up to her and drew back his fist, only to punch the wall next to her.
"I won't hit you. It's just not right. No matter how mad I am, I won't hit you." he said, gritting his teeth.
"Why not? I wouldn't care if you hit me." She said, confused as to why he wouldn't punch her. "At least punch the floor instead of try to tear down our only shelter." She gestured to the ground.
"I won't hit you because it's a matter of ethics. I was raised to never hit a girl, under any circumstances." he said, punching the floor. His eyes instantly began to tear.
"OH FUCK THAT HURT!" he yelled, grabbing his already swelling hand.
"C'mon, let's see if I remember how to do this..." he said aloud, focusing deeply. Within seconds, his hand started glowing and stopped swelling.
"Ah, much better." he said, rubbing his hand.
"You'd hurt me If I was a Kishin, wouldn't you?" She asked, unsheathing her claws.
"Look, I really don't want to hurt you, but if you really want it..." he said, entering 'insane mode'
"...Then I can grant you that wish." he finished, reverb in his voice. He then summoned the familiar black with blood-red spray paint substance onto his arm, forming a 4 foot long blade.