1. This is a fan fiction based on characters owned by DC Comics. I DO NOT OWN THEM. This is just for fun.

2. Just to be safe, I don't own Big Beautiful Women, either. Not that the story has anything to do with BBW... but I thought it worked for a title.

3. This is a femmslash story. If you don't like that sort of thing, you won't like this.

4. Yes, I'm already doing Elseworlds. This is because, within my own Selina/Zatanna canon, I don't think this would happen. But even so, I have more Elseworlds stories in mind. Besides, isn't all fanfiction Elseworlds... ?

5. This is a story request by The Sacred and Profane. Apologies for the time it took to answer.

PART 3

Selina paced a four-foot circle a few yards away from the hotdog vendor where she had gotten a snack, boiling with rage. She could not believe what had just happened. It was preposterous!

Zatanna was worried about being fat? Selina's comments about the obese woman upset her? For crying out loud... Selina was dumbstruck. She did not know what went through her wife's mind sometimes.

She had not been this pissed off for ages. In fact, the only emotions Zee usually made her feel was undying love and relentless passion. But sometimes... the woman infuriated the former thief. And Selina's legendary temper had nothing to do with it!

Going over what had happened in her mind, Selina was oblivious to everything around her, including the looks of confusion of passer-by's as she traced a circle on the same spot of one of Gotham's parks. She was far too angry to care what anyone thought, let alone be aware of anyone else.

Really, why was Zee so upset? Who cared about some obese woman? Zatanna would never get that big during the pregnancy... and Selina would never let herself get in that state. As for her suicide remark... did Zatanna not recognise flippancy?

Her mind going back to the obese woman, part of Selina wanted to go back to the cafe and give her a piece of her mind. Because of her, she and Zee had had a fight! They never had fights! It was her fault! Selina had half a mind to indeed track her down and let rip.

But... no. She was not worth it. Let her live her life. Who cared? It was no skin off Selina's nose. All she cared about was her wife and her cats. Forget the woman at the cafe. And forget about Zee's worries about Selina not loving her. They were stupid. Besides, Zee would never get that big. It was pointless thinking about it.

Sighing heartily - and more deeply than usual, for some reason - Selina moved her hand up to take another bite out of her hotdog... only to catch her hand in her teeth instead. "Yow!" Dropping the food, Selina's hand now stung. How had that happened? She went to inspect her fingers... and froze.

Her slender, delicate fingers had become...

Eyes widening, Selina looked at her entire arm. Her entire... bloated...

Beginning to breath heavily - again? - she saw a woman several feet away applying makeup. She dashed over to her... only to find herself struggling to stay upright.

Surely...

Eventually reaching the woman, Selina breathily - why breathily? - grabbed her makeup mirror. "I need to borrow this!" As the woman smeared lipstick across her face, Selina gazed into her reflection...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"

TO BE CONTINUED