1. This is a fan fiction based on characters owned by DC Comics. I DO NOT OWN THEM. This is just for fun.

2. Just to be safe, I don't own Big Beautiful Women, either. Not that the story has anything to do with BBW... but I thought it worked for a title.

3. This is a femmslash story. If you don't like that sort of thing, you won't like this.

4. Yes, I'm already doing Elseworlds. This is because, within my own Selina/Zatanna canon, I don't think this would happen. But even so, I have more Elseworlds stories in mind. Besides, isn't all fanfiction Elseworlds... ?

5. This is a story request by The Sacred and Profane. Apologies for the time it took to answer.

PART 6

"See him yet?"

"Nope, but you know him," said Selina, looking out the window. "He just appears."

"I thought maybe your eyes and ears might pick him up," said Zatanna from her lying position on the bed.

"I'm not a literal cat, honey," Selina responded. "Not since that one time... "

Zee darted her head to her wife. "What're you... ?"

Chuckling, Selina moved away from the window and clambered her massive body into bed. "I'll tell you another time." She looked out the window again.

"I doubt he'll carry out his threat," said Zee. "I'm sure Diana talked him out of coming over. She's very persuasive."

"You talking from experience?" asked Selina, raising an eyebrow.

Zatanna mirrored the expression. "Paranoia doesn't suit you, Selina."

After humphing, Selina looked down at her enlarged spouse. "I really, really can't believe you did this."

"But it worked, right?" asked Zee.

"Pretty much," said Selina. She turned her attention to the remnants of food strewn across the duvet. They had spent the evening back at the café, ordering as much food as they could. At Zatanna's wishes, Selina had paid attention to the looks and murmurings they were getting from other patrons. She understood how her words could have been taken, now she was on the receiving end. Though to be fair, Zee never truly understood that Selina could not care less what other people thought of her, apart from Zee herself. So the mutterings did not effect the former thief that much. When they were directed towards her wife, however, Selina wanted to go on a rampage.

She had learnt how looking like they now did effected people around them - almost everyone was mumbling about the couple. Selina realised how annoying it was. Not upsetting, but annoying. Could they not just leave them alone? She knew now being that big was not a subject of ridicule. Those people just needed to shut up.

Selina sighed as she assessed the amount of food remains around them. "Plus, we got to empty out the fridge. Never realised how much stuff was out-of-date... "

"Only by a couple of days," the magician said.

"Mmhmm." Selina looked back at Zee. Something came over her... something hardly unfamiliar, but surprising given their current situation.

Zatanna seemed to notice Selina's change. "Honey... ?"

"You know," purred Selina, "You're actually quite cute in this state... Very cute indeed, as a matter of fact."

Blushing, Zatanna began to giggle. "What are you saying, Selina?"

Leaning down, Selina stifled a laugh as she heard the bed creak. "I'm saying... I'm hungry for something else entirely, my magic lady... " She then kissed Zee hard, pressing her into the mattress.

"Selina... " Zee managed as she prised her lips away. "The bed... "

"We'll get a new one," Selina said. "I need you... all of you... "

Zatanna grinned into another kiss.

"Oh, and Zee?" Selina then breathed.

Zatanna stroked her massive spouse's cheek. "Yes, darling?"

"Thank you for my lesson."

THE END