A/N ROAD TRIP! /shotforHangoverreference/
Anyway, in the next few chapters there will be torture and some adultish themes. So I'm bumping up the rating.
Brandon woke up early the next morning, around 7:30, and went over to where Alice was sleeping. 'She looks like a little kid when she sleeps.' he thought to himself, but quickly snapped back to attention. "Hey Alice, wake up." he said, gently shaking her.
Alice sat up and rubbed her eyes sleepily. "Huh...?"
"We've got some people to pick up and some roads to traverse." he said, putting on his sunglasses and hat.
"...Oh yeah..." Alice said, memories of the day before slowly coming back to her.
"C'mon, move your lazy butt." he teased, standing at the doorway. Alice chuckled silently, got off the bed and walked outside lazily. "First stop, Albarn residence." Brandon said, turning on the engine.
Alice climbed into the passengers seat. They drove thie quickly, where Brandon got out of the RV. He went up the stairs to their apartment and knocked on the door. Maka answered, and she was fully dressed, carrying her suitcase. "Are you guys ready?" he asked.
"Yep." she replied. "Soul!" She called into the house. "Hurry up!"
No more than a minute later, Soul walked out of the house, his suitcase in one hand and Blair in a pet carrier in the other. "Yelling isn't cool, Maka." He said, as the two of them climbed into the car.
Brandon climbed back into the driver's seat.
"Next stop, BlackStar and Tsubaki's apartment." he said, reading the address off of the paper and putting it into the gps. They quickly arrived, and he got out of the car again. He knocked on their door,a nd Tsubaki answered it. "Hey Tsubaki. Are you guys ready?" he asked.
Tsubaki smiled. "Hai." She retreated into the house for a few moments, and then came back out with BlackStar. They, too, climbed into the RV.
"Next stop, Death recidence." he said, driving to Kidd's house. He got put of the car and rang the door bell three times. Liz quickly answered. "Hey Liz, are you guys ready?" he asked.
"Yep." Liz said while Patty jumped up and down. "Patty you get in the car while I get Kidd, OK?" Patty ran into the RV and started poking BlackStar and giggling. Alice would've told her to shut up if she wasn't asleep.
Soon Liz came out of the house with Kidd, packed and dressed. They also climbed into the recreational vehicle. They quickly picked up Ox and Killik afterwords, when Brandon made a quick stop at a convenience store. He quickly came back with two four packs of Monster energy drinks and a roll of duct tape. He got into the RV and stood in front to make an announcement.
"To all who are on board, you may NOT drink these." he said, raising the boxes of Monster.
"Whats the duct tape for?" BlackStar asked, noticing it.
"In case you start to get on my nerves." Brandon said, grinning, putting it in the glove box next to him. They soon made it to I-80, where Brandon put on his hat and sunglasses.
Alice, who woke up during the 'announcement', asked "Why did you get those energy drinks if none of us can drink them?"
"They're for me." he said, not taking his eyes off of the road.
"Of course..." she mumbled to herself, closing her eyes.
"Looks like you need one more than me." he said, nodding to a driver who was starring at him in he next lane.
"Dude, are we there yet? You're keeping your God waiting!" BlackStar exclaimed.
"Do you want me to get the duct tape now? Because we still have 4 days left." he threatened, opening the glove box.
"No thanks."
"I thought so." Brandon said, closing the glove box.
"...Would you two shut up?" Alice asked crankily. "I'm trying to sleep, here! And, BlackStar, If you say one more thing about being our 'God' I will kill you."
"Hey Maka, can you hand me one of the Monsters?" Brandon asked, still watching the road.
"Sure." Maka said, handing him one of the energy drinks.
"Thanks." he said, opening the can. He then shook Alice awake. "Get up." he said, shaking her.
"Who said I was ever asleep?" Alice mumbled.
"Well, when you have your eyes closed,I assume that you're sleeping." Brandon said. "Drink this." he said, tapping the energy drink that was in the cup holder.
"Why?" She responded.
"It'll help wake you up." he said.
"Fine..." She mumbled, taking a few sips of the energy drink.
"How do you feel now?" he asked as she finished the drink.
"Honestly? No different than five minutes ago." Alice retorted.
"I should have bought the more powerful stuff..." Brandon said. As he said that, Blair decided to transform and hop onto his lap.
"Hey there." she said, winking.
"Someone get the sexy kittey off of my lap!" he yelled, struggling to keep the RV in the proper lane.
"Blair, please get off of my meister." Alice said blankly.
"Well, just because you asked so nicely~!" Blair transformed back into a cat and decided to take a nap on Alice's lap.
"Thank you, Alice." Brandon said, a tiny trickle of blood dripping down from his nose.
"She should stick to raping Soul." Alice replied, while Soul just gaped at her.
"Alice, please watch your words in public." Brandon said, starring at her, creeped out.
"It's true, though!" she replied.
"Sounds like a pretty shitty lemon to me." Brandon said to himself.
"...What's that?" Alice asked, knowing he didn't mean the food.
"Uh..." he started, another pervert nosebleed appearing on his face. "Does anyone else want to volunteer with this one?" he asked, turning to asked the rest of the group. No one volunteered, and Alice continued to look at him confused. "I'll tell you later." he quickly said, wiping his nose of blood.
"Oh, OK." Alice said, looking out the window.
Quickly after, every one returned to their normal chatter. Until the police pulled them over at 6:00.
"Hello officer." Brandon said, rolling down the window.
"Sir, can I see your license and registration please?" the officer asked.
"Im sorry, but I don't seem to have either. Alice?" he asked, turning his head to look at her.
Alice got out of the car quickly, and ran behind the officer. She tapped his shoulder, and he turned around. Alice easily hypnotised the man and got back into the RV.
"Thank you." Brandon said as Alice climbed back into the RV. They drove some more, and everyone fell asleep by 11:00, excluding Brandon. He quickly found a truck stop and parked the RV. He then went to the back of the RV and passed out on the bed back there.