A/N Alice really ticks off Brandon. XD She's so paranoid. And Brandon's revenge is awesome. Alice gets her revenge after a few chapters and it's ten times worse! MWAHAHAHA! Brandon and Alice are discussing the differences between a Zombie Apocalypse and a Kishin Revolution. AND THEY'RE DISCOVERED! :DDDDDDDDD And Alice used to be a secretary? WTF?
Next day...
Alice woke at 5:00. She was a bit surprised to see that Brandon also fell asleep in his seat. So she honked the horn to wake him up.
"What? What?" he asked, instantly waking up. Alice burst out laughing. "Wha...?" he asked, confused as to why she was laughing. He then pulled up his phone, and saw what time it was. "I HATE YOU!" he yelled. Alice was laughing too hard to respond. Brandon angrily got up and went over to the minifridge. He opened it up and quickly returned with a can of Monster.
"OK, OK. I admit that doing that was a bit cruel." Alice chuckled. "Even though it was funny, I shouldn't have done that."
"Well, at least you will suffer the same pain I will." he said, taking a sip of his drink and starting the engine.
"Hm? What are you talking about?" Alice asked.
"You had to wake up before me to get me up this early, so now I'm keeping you up until I fall asleep." he said, turning onto the highway.
"I'm used to it." Alice said nonchalantly.
"Goddammit." he said, gaining speed.
"What? I'll stay up if ya' want me to." Alice said.
"Nah, I'll find another way to get my revenge." he said, flipping on the cruise control.
Alice giggled. "I'll take anything you throw at me!"
"You'll see..." he said, taking another sip of his drink. Alice looked at him like he was crazy.
"Don't worry, it won't be too bad." he said.
"Why do I not believe you?" she replied.
"Eh, at least I don't think it will be too bad. You may think differently." Brandon grinned mischeivously.
"...What are you going to do...?" Alice asked.
"Can't say. It wouldn't be that satisfactory if I told you." he said.
"Damn. You." she replied.
"Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you." he reassured.
"I doubt that."
"Think what you want." The brown-haired meister replied. Alice simply glared at her meister, feeling a bit paranoid.
"This might help take the edge off of your paranoia." he said, turning on the radio. He put it on low as to not wake any of the other kids.
Needless to say, it didn't help her. At all.
They drove until 11:00am, when Brandon made another announcement. "We're in Ohio." he called, watching the state marker go by. They'd gone through Indianna the night before. Alice was still on edge.
They drove until midnight, when everyone feel asleep, excluding Brandon. He quickly glanced at Alice to make sure she was asleep, and began his revenge. He tied her hands behind her back and legs to get her with duct tape, and then taped her to her chair.
"There we go." he said, and fell asleep in his chair.
When Alice awoke the next morning, she found that she was taped to her chair. She was incredibly pissed. "Brandon!" She yelled loud enough to wake him up.
"Revenge." he said groggily, waking up.
"Brandon~!" She said in a sickly sweet voice. "When you take this duct tape off of me I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU!" She yelled so loudly that everyone in the RV woke up.
"Then I'm not taking the duct tape off." he said, starting the engine.
"Fuck you!" Alice spat.
"Fine, fine. I'll take the damn tape off. I'm only doing it because I don't want you using Soul with your 'seduction'." Brandon said, cutting the duct tape off.
Alice glared at him. "I will get my revenge. It will be 10-times worse."
"Ok then." Brandon said, and got onto the highway. "Now that every one is up, I can listen to music." he said, turning on the radio to the classical rock channel.
"What was that about?" Liz asked. Alice was too mad to answer.
"Revenge for her waking me up at 5:00 yesterday morning." he said, gaining speed.
"You will die!" Alice whispered.
"No I won't." Brandon said, humming along to the radio.
"I will do horrible things to you..." Alice said.
"No you won't." he responded, never taking his eyes off of the road.
"You have no idea what i'm capable of!" Alice retorted.
"And what ever it is, I'm not afraid of." he responded.
"Oh, you'll see. You'll see." she growled.
"Can't wait." Brandon said sarcastically, putting on his glasses and hat.
"Seriously, Brandon, why do you have that stupid hat?" Alice asked.
"I told you already, it keeps the sun off of my forehead." he said.
"Why would you be concerned about that?" Alice asked.
"Since I'm always driving, I don't want my forehead to get sunburnt." he said, adjusting his glasses.
Alice sighed. "...Just shut the fuck up and drive, dumbass."
"Hey, could a dumbass survive a Kishin revolution?" he retorted, annoyed by her insult.
"That was a Zombie Apocalypse. Much less dangerous than a Kishin Revolution."
"Didn't you say the zombies were Kishin though?" he asked, remembering back on that day.
Alice looked behind them; everyone fell asleep listening to them bicker. "Look, I would know the difference between a Kishin Revolution and a Zombie Apocalypse. A real Revolution take a few months to enforce. You have to get all the Death Scythes and top meisters away. Then you have to build an army or an Empire. Then you attack. A Zombie Apocalypse is sloppy, unorganized. There is a HUGE difference."
"I bet a Kishin revolution could still be solved with a shotgun." Brandon said.
"Believe me, a puny weapon like a gun definitely would not help." Alice replied. "Believe me, I was a part of one."
"Really? Why does that not surprise me." he said, changing lanes.
"What?" Alice asked indignantly.
"You were a Kishin at one point, so it seems obvious that you would be part of a Kishin empire." he said.
"...I guess it would be kind of obvious. Can you guess which rank I was or if the Kishins won or lost, too?" Alice replied.
"Guessing you lost, and you were some sort of lieutenant?" he guessed, shrugging.
"We won and I was the Kishin Lord's secretary." Alice replied.
He immediately started laughing, trying his hardest to contain himself. "You were a secretary?" he asked, straining to hold in his laughter.
"In a Kishin empire it's the secong highest ranking, considering if you're a secretary you're with your boss 24/7. In this case, the Kishin Lord. It's actually an honor since he didn't let many people see him and was considered to be a god." she replied calmly.
"I bet BlackStar would love to be him." Brandon said, still laughing a tiny bit.
"Oh, Gott. He HATED BlackStar." Alice chuckled.
"Really? Even though he was emo?" Brandon asked, now intrigued.
"Actually, the Kishin Lord was the reason BlackStar is so depressed in my universe. Can you guess who it is? He's in this car~!" Alice replied.
"Kidd?" Brandon asked, remembering her telling him stories about how she turned Kidd into a Kishin.
"Yep. And I swear, turning him was an accident!" Alice exclaimed defensively.
"I bet." he said sarcastically.
"No, really! I scratched him and he shot me and my blood got mixed in with his..." Alice replied nervously.
"Good thing he doesn't have AIDS." Brandon joked, chuckling to himself. Alice looked at him confused. "Goddammit. Google it, cause I don't feel like explaining it." he said, handing her his phone.
"No, it's just because he's a reaper, wouldn't he be immune to that?" Alice asked, giving Brandon his phone back.
"Good point. Besides, I don't think we would be fooling around when he was 15." Brandon said.
"Um, first of all; he was sixteen when that happened, and second of all; in my dimension he's kind of a man-whore..." Alice replied blankly.
"Him?" he asked, pointing back at Kidd. "A Casanova? No way."
"Oh, yeah. He's the exact opposite from the one in this dimension. Messy, rude, mean, manipulative, malicious, childish and a freakin' flirt! Every night it's a different girl, I swear!" Alice explained.
"Jesus, if I were in that dimension I'd probably be a nancy boy." Brandon joked.
"A what?"
"A guy who shows all the stereotypical qualities of being gay, but is still straight." he explained.
Alice giggled. "...Really? You think you'd be like that?"
"Well, it seems that every one in your universe has the opposite personality." Brandon said.
"Not really. Stein is the same. So is Soul and all the Death Scythes. Medusa is the same. The only reason Kidd, Maka and BlackStar are different is me. Kidd is a perverted jerk 'cause I turned him, Maka is a bit 'out of it' because Kidd tortured her and used her as bait and BlackStar is depressed because of me and Kidd tormenting him..." Alice replied.
"Oh. Then take back my last comment-wait, you missed something." he said, catching her mistake.
"Missed what?" Alice replied, confused.
"Shinigami-sama is different in your universe." he said.
"Actually, I'm not sure. Kidd killed him during the revolution." Alice replied.
Brandon was shocked by this. "I was going to make a joke, but that seems a bit mean now. Kind of like rubbing salt on a wound." he said, turning his attention back to the road. Alice looked at him, a bit confused. "Never mind." he said. He then heard movement behind him. He looked back and saw Maka, starring at the two. "Shit." he said, realizing she probably heard their entire conversation.
"How much did you hear?" Alice asked.
"I heard everything." Maka replied coldly.
"Well, no use in tryin' to lie our way out of this." Alice sighed. "We're not gonna' lie to you about this. It may sound unbelievable, but it's true. Brandon, you tell her."
"Why do I have to tell her?" Brandon asked, tying to avoid an awkward conversation.
"'Cause she knows I used to be a Kishin and'll think I'm lying!" Alice replied. "So tell 'er!"
"Goddammit." he said, sighing in defeat. "Alice and I, we are from different universes." Brandon said coldly.
"Why haven't you told anyone?" Maka asked.
"...You really need to ask that?" Alice replied.
"Because we don't need people thinking we're crazier than we actually are." Brandon said, turning back to the road. "Hey, we made it to Pennsylvania." Alice stared at him like he was stupid. "What?" he asked.
Alice then turned to Maka. "You can't tell anyone about this, alright?"
"Seriously, you can't. If you do, God knows what will happen to us." Brandon added.
"It's OK. I won't tell." Maka replied.
Alice sighed out of relief. "Good. If you DO tell someone, though, God knows what I'm gonna' have to do you."
"She IS crazy." Brandon said, chuckling to himself.
"If she does tell, I will hurt her so badly she will be BEGGING to die!" Alice grumbled earning a shocked stare from Maka.
"Alice, control yourself." Brandon said.
Alice just settled for staring at an empty can to release her anger. Then it burst into flames. "Yeah... sorry."
"Put it out!" Brandon yelled, the fire being pointed towards him.
Alice clamped her hand over the burning can, which put out the fire. Then she looked at her now-burned hand and sighed. "...It'll heal eventually..."
"Do you want me to heal it now?" Brandon asked, looking at the injured area.
"Nah, I'll be fine. You're driving, anyway." Alice replied.
"Ok then." he said, looking back at the road.
"So... how long before we reach New York?" Alice asked.
Brandon checked the GPS. "Five hours." he said, looking back at the long stretch of highway.
"Oh, well that's not too long." Alice smiled.
"Yea." he said. They then drove for another four and a half hours, where they crossed a bridge to get to New York City. "Alice? Do you have some spare change for the toll?" Brandon asked, realizing he didn't have any.
Alice reached into her pocket and pulled out two twenty-dollar bills. "Will this do?"
"Let's hope so." he said, throwing one of the bills into the cash bin. They waited about five seconds, and the railing lifted. "Thank god." Brandon said, sighing in relief.
"Why is there a toll, anyway?" Alice asked.
"Because it helps raise money to keep the roads in working order." he responded, slowly accelerating.
"Oh..." Alice replied.
"Here we are." he said, driving into the city.