Author Note: The hat I have been drawing these out of is so cool. It is a pirate had made of felt and has a cool skull and crossbones on the front. I got it at senior day at band camp; we dressed up as pirates and attacked the rest of the band with foam swords. It was fun. Thank you Fluffy Pinkness, IvyShort, Ziryx, and Baxter54132 for reviewing the last chapter. Here is theme 97: If I Die. R&R
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Riza, Roy, Havoc, Ed, and Fuery were the only ones in the office. The men and teen were eating lunch and enjoying a game of 'What would you do if…' Riza was filling out paperwork at her desk.
"What would you do if," It was Ed's turn, "I was suddenly taller than you?" Fuery shrugged and Havoc laughed, "I doubt that would ever happen."
"Hey! I will hit my growth spurt eventually!" Ed stood up and twitched with anger.
"I," Roy said dramatically, "would get a platform to stand on. That way I would still be taller than you."
Havoc stood up as Ed shook his fist at Roy and sat down. "My turn, what would you do if Black Hayate did his business in your shoes?"
Ed and Fuerys' faces both morphed, one into evil glee and the other into horror. "Teach the little punk whose boss" and "He would never do that!" echoed out at the same time.
Roy's answer was actually the most logical of the group, "Clean my shoes and give the dog to Hawkeye for punishing."
They all looked over at Riza, who was silently eavesdropping on them. She ignored their stares and kept filling out paperwork.
Everybody else shrugged and it was Roy's turn.
"What would you do," He paused and Riza looked up. His eyes met hers, "if I died?"
Her eyes widened slightly in surprise. Havoc and Fuery exchanged a glance while Ed just laughed.
"I would teabag on your grave, colonel bastard." Ed shuddered as he felt everybody else in the room glare at him. According to Riza's dark brown eyes, she would kill him before he had the chance to.
Nobody else said anything, so Roy asked again. "Nothing to say Havoc, Fuery? Hawkeye?"
She softened her glare and redirected it at Roy, "I thought you already knew that answer."
"Well yeah," Roy shrugged, "but I was hoping you would have changed it." He grinned hopefully.
"Nope" She was blunt.
Roy frowned slightly, "Well damn. I am changing it for you, ok?"
"Pst," Ed poked Havoc, "What is he talking about?" Havoc just shrugged; he had no idea. His two superiors always seemed to speak their own language.
"No sir, it's not ok. There actually is no need to change my mind."
"Why?"
"You won't die."
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End Note: If anybody doesn't know, if Roy died Riza would kill herself. She told him so during one of the manga chapters. I can't remember which one off the top of my head.
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