A/N: Another Crystal War drabble. It's annoying me how much backstory I would have to write before even starting this story, not to mention with what else I'm trying to finish...
Background: The first part takes place during the Crystal War (yes, I'm changing War to be singular), second part after. TK keeps a video journal to record events during the war. Those involved have a working knowledge of French, but are likely not very good at it.
"... is this thing on? Cool. Uh, I'll figure out the actual date later, but it's... Tai, how long have we been here?"
"Twenty-three days."
"Right. Video log day twenty-three of being stuck hiding in this cave. Still disconnected from everyone else, no idea what's going on outside, except for that enemy patrol that combs the area every four hours and it rained last night. Not really much else, except that Tai and me are bored out of our minds, and we're still not recovered enough to make a run for it. And I found more edible mushrooms in one of the caverns, so we're set on food for a while longer. Tai, anything interesting happen on your end?"
"What, you're giving this to me? ...okay. Uh, the grill idea didn't work because I made the stone too hot and burnt dinner. And I won like seven out of ten rounds of thumb wrestling."
"Yeah. We also sang through about every single Disney song we could think of. In multiple languages."
"... we are so bored."
"Next, we should translate the Star Wars movies into French. With what we can remember anyway."
"Okay, to whoever watches this log in the future, whether it's us looking back on everything or some Digiworld historian trying to figure out what us Digidestined were like, let it be known: Tai and TK were stuck hiding in a cave, and they became very bored."
"Hooray! Anything else?"
"Not really. Unless you feel like recording us singing a musical or something."
"I guess I'll just turn this off then..."
Joe paused the video and turned to look at TK and Tai, who were gazing at the screen with fond expressions.
"Did you guys actually do it?" he asked, slightly incredulous.
Tai raised an eyebrow. "Do what?"
"Translate Star Wars into French?"
TK grinned embarrassingly. "Yeah. We recorded it too, for fun, it's the next entry if you keep watching. Tai makes a pretty good Yoda, even though he was limping around the entire time."
Joe stared for a moment, and shook his head. "Wow. Well, indeed it is known that you two were very bored."