A/N: I'd imagine this to be very painful. o.O
It was a sight to behold.
Digimon and pokémon alike stared. From the jumble of arms and legs and the faces gasping for air, all they knew was that somehow, a couch meant for two people had thirteen on it, and miraculously, no one was in danger of falling off.
"How did you guys manage this...?" Wormmon asked, gaping in disbelief.
Somewhere from the bottom, a female voice groaned. "Don't ask me... guys, I can't breathe..."
"Everyone, move a little so Sora gets some air."
"But then we'll all fall!"
"Nicole... boobs... face..." said a smothered male voice.
"I'd move, but someone's sitting on my head."
"Oh, but your head is so comfortable."
"You can't move either, can you?"
"Not really."
"Someone's got really pointy knees."
"That'd be me..."
Gengar grinned at them. "So what were you guys doing, trying to have an orgy?"
There were shouts of outrage.
"Ew! No!"
"Bad mental images!"
"Stupid dirty-minded ghost-types..."
Click. Flash.
"Someone just took a picture?"
"I'm betting it was Raichu."
"It was."
Gatomon sweatdropped. "Okay, in all seriousness, what were you all trying to do?"
Everyone replied in unison.
"We wanted to see if we could fit thirteen people on the couch."
"Well, it's more like twelve and a half because Cody's like half a person compared to the rest of us."
"I am kind of the youngest... and the smallest..."
"But don't worry Cody, you're not a halfling like Izzy."
"I thought I told you to stop calling me that!"
"I said halfling, not hobbit."
"Besides, if that's really the case, then we only have twelve people, not thirteen."
"I'm not half a person!"
"You are in size, you're like half Joe's height."
Blastoise stretched upwards and yawned. "Well then," she stated, "If you only have twelve people then I might as well join you."
She moved towards the couch.
Everyone on it screamed.
"Nooooooooooooo!"