Hello People~ I decided I can't wait to update so I put another one up~~ So I'm getting a bit confused with this story~~ XD You shall soon find out why~ But there is so~ many things going on! It's getting complicated~ ENJOY! P.S. The characters are a bit OOC... sorry...

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR~ If I did... *nosebleed*


A Child ch.4

It took a while longer for Fran and Bel to finally get to the boss's room. When they got there it was nearly half an hour since Squalo walked in on them. Bel was having a bit of trouble walking so he was leaning on Fran for some support and limping slightly.

'Knock!' 'Knock!' There was a grunt from the inside telling them to come in. Fran opened the door and walked in with Bel.

"Shishi~ did boss ask for the prince?" Xanxus grunted a response.

"VOI! What took you!" They just noticed that Squalo was in the room.

"I'm pretty sure you know why idiotic commander." Fran said in monotone. Squalo turned red from embarrassment and looked away.

"Shut up scum." Xanxus threw his glass at Squalo's head. Before Squalo could yell Bel intervened.

"Shishi. Why did boss call the prince?"

"Hn." Xanxus grunted and pointed his chin Squalo's way.

"VOI! Boss you talk!" Squalo countered. Xanxus glared and Squalo gulped.

"F-fine… The boss wants to know how you… you know… got pregnant…" Fran tensed. 'How did he get pregnant?' Hmm…

'Knock!' 'Knock!' There was a small but audible knock at the door.

"Hn." Xanxus grunted and in walked Mammon in his adult form. After the Arcobaleno Trials, all the Arcobaleno could change from the baby form and back again. But they had to still protect their pacifiers.

"VOI! Mammon! What took you two months for a fucking mission!" Squalo yelled.

"Mu. I got paid by Verde to try his experiment on a guinea pig. I have to write a report and give it to him." Mammon replied.

"Ushishishi~ Monta is back~ Shishi~ Guess what Monta~" Bel grinned.

"What Bel?" Mammon turned to face Bel.

"Shishi~ The prince is getting married~" Bel grinned wider.

"Yare. Yare. How troublesome. Why?" Mammon/Viper asked.

"Shishi~ The prince got the frog pregnant~" Bel said it like it was the best thing in the world.

"Mu. So Verde's Experiment worked."

"VOI! What are you talking about!" Squalo voiced everyone's' question.

"He gave me a powder. He said it could get anyone pregnant, but he wanted to try it on a man. So I put some in Fran's drink on New Years Eve. Oh. And I put some in Squalo's drink too." Mammon explained.

"VOI! Why did you put it in my drink!" Squalo yelled furiously.

"Mu. Don't tell me you and boss actually think you can hide your relationship. With all the limping Squalo does and you guys were making out on a couch that night. Squalo blushed a crimson red.

"VOI! SHUT UP! XANXUS! I TOLD YOU!" Xanxus just grunted and sat there drinking his alcohol.

"Shishi~ So is longhaired commander pregnant too?" Bel snickered and Squalo froze.

"Uhh…" for once Squalo was lost for words. Xanxus looked up at Squalo.

"Mu. He should be if it worked on Fran." At the sound of his name Fran stopped dozing.

"Sempai~ I'll get Lussuria." Fran announced and walked from the room. Leaving a frozen shark and curious boss.

-Few minutes later-

Squalo was still frozen.

"What's this I hear? Squ-chan could be pregnant?" Lussuria said as he skipped gaily into the room.

"Mama-Luss shall check him over~" Lussuria then picked up the still frozen shark and lay him on Xanxus's bed, which the owner had no objections to.

"Hmm… I do feel some sort of lump but I can't be sure… Squ-chan! Here~ Take a test~" Lussuria gave the shark a pregnancy test and pushed him to Xanxus's bathroom. A few minutes later an audible thud and gay squeal was heard.

"Congratulations boss! You're now a father!" Lussuria squealed. Xanxus grunted.

"Hn, Guess our secrets out then Squ." Xanxus smirked. Squalo was currently passed out in Lussuria's arms and did not hear Xanxus. Xanxus suddenly got up and walked to the drawer.

"Where are you going boss?" asked Fran as he curiously looked at Xanxus.

"Hn." Xanxus just grunted and took a small box from the drawer. He walked over to Squalo, still in Lussuria's arms, and took his hand. He opened the box and took out…

"A ring?" Lussuria squealed in realization. The ring was a simple silver band with a small deep blue sapphire in the middle of it. Xanxus slipped the ring onto Squalo's finger and took the sleeping shark from Lussuria's arms.

"Shishi~ I should get a ring for princess as well~" Bel snickered. Fran blushed.

"Sempai let's just leave boss and his beloved alone." Fran said in monotone.

"Mu. Let's go." Mammon seconded Fran's idea. They all left the two and went to the living room.

-Living room-

"Hey sempai~ You're getting heavy, can I put you down now?" Fran drawled.

"Shishi. I wonder who made the prince like this?" Bel asked sarcastically as Fran put him on the couch.

"OOH! Did something happen?" asked Lussuria in glee.

"N-no!" The prince stuttered and blushed.

"Why sempai? Are you embarrassed 'cuz I got to top?" Fran asked, causing Bel to blush further.

"Sh-shutup froggy!" Bel shouted. He did not expect what happened next. Fran suddenly kneeled over sideways and fainted. Bel was on his feet immediately, forgetting about his pain.

"LUSSURIA!" Lussuria immediately flipped Fran on his back and checked him over.

"He's fine… Hmm… I think loud noises make's him faint. We better be quiet around him now." Lussuria said thoughtfully. Bel relaxed, the pain in his butt forgotten, He picked Fran up and lay him on the giant couch. He picked up the thin blanket from the corner of the armchair (It's Bel's He likes to wrap himself up.) and gently tucked Fran in.

"Aww~ You'll make a cute family~" Lussuria smiled.

"Shishi. The prince advises you to leave before he kills you." Lussuria gulped and left immediately with Mammon following behind.

"Shishi~" Bel laughed and lay down next to Fran on the couch to keep him warm.

"Goodnight Froggy~" Soon he fell asleep cradling his precious princess in his arms.


SEE WHAT I MEAN! NOW SQUALO IS PREGGOS! MAMMON IS A BABY AND ADULT! SO MANY THINGS GOING ON! I NEED REVIEWS! FEED ME!