Hey! I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T UPDATED! I have lots of tests i have to do T^T WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TESTS! I apparently have ta study -_- SO AZIAN =.=" Well enjoy~ If ya wanna~~

A Chlid ch.5

-Xanxus's Room-

"Hnngh…" Squalo groaned and opened his eyes.

"You awake trash." Squalo looked at the direction of the voice and found Xanxus seated on his armchair drinking some scotch.

"Voi. What happened?" Squalo said weakly.

"Che. You fainted after hearing the news~" Everything then came back to Squalo.

"VOI! YOU BASTARD! YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!" Squalo screeched.

"Che. Not my fault that you're a woman." Squalo saw red.

"VOI! I'M NOT A WOMAN!" He shouted as he stood suddenly.

"Woah." A sudden wave of vertigo hit Squalo and he swayed. Xanxus was to his side immediately supporting Squalo.

"You okay trash?" His voice was laced with worry.

"Le-let g-go." Squalo then desperately removed Xanxus's hands and ran to the bathroom. Xanxus stood there shocked. Soon he could hear Squalo gagging and throwing up his breakfast in the toilet.

"God…" This was going to be a long pregnancy.

-Living Room (Where Fran fainted)-

Fran's eyes fluttered open. He was confused. All that he could remember was going to the living room and teasing Bel. Then nothing. He opened his eyes wider and surveyed the room. He was still in the living room on the couch. He looked to the back of the couch. 'BEL!' Fran thought. Bel was currently sleeping with his arms around Fran's chest. 'He looks cute' Fran thought. Then he felt hungry. He got up and put his feet on the ground.

"Froggy?" Bel was awake.

"Yeah Sempai?" Fran said looking behind him. Bel sat up.

"Where are you going?" Bel asked rubbing his hidden eyes.

"I'm hungry." Fran said simply. With a nod Bel got off the couch then helped Fran up. Then they both went to the kitchen to find some food for the hungry frog.

-Kitchen-

"OOH~~ The royal couple is up~" Lussuria squealed gaily as Bel and Fran walked into the kitchen.

"Shishi~ It's the royal highnesses stupid Luss." Said Bel grinning.

"Get froggy something to eat." Bel demanded.

"OK~~ Fran what do you want to eat?" Asked Lussuria. Fran looked up at Lussuria from his seat on the table.

"Hmm… I want strawberry ice-cream with strawberries and strawberry syrup." He said blankly. Lussuria smiled. Food cravings already, this was Bel's usual order.

"Shishi~ The baby must be the Prince's. He likes the prince's food~" Bel smirked.

"Male it extra big." Fran said.

"Huh?" Lussuria gasped.

"I have a feeling Bel-sempai will eat it." Fran explained. Lussuria smiled in understanding while Bel huffed.

"Understood Ohime-sama~" Lussuria said. He then proceeded to skip to the fridge to grab Fran's order.

True to his word, Lussuria had made Fran's order extra big. It was placed in a punch bowl and had extra toppings. Lussuria handed Bel and Fran spoons.

"Enjoy dearies~" He said. Bel and Fran dug in immediately. Soon the whole bowl was empty and a very full looking prince and frog were sitting at the table.

"Sempai. Help me up." Fran groaned, "I need to go."

"Shishi~ Froggy needs help going~" Bel found this very amusing.

"Shut-up fake prince and help me!" Fran whined in monotone.

"Shishi~ Fine~" Bel then helped Fran up and walked him to the bathroom down the hall.

"Shishi~ Tell me when you're done~" Bel said as he lent against the door. Fran did his business and washed his hands.

"Sempai I'm coming out now." Fran said and he went outside to were Bel stood waiting.

"Shishi~ The prince is bored. What does froggy want to do?" asked Bel.

"Hmm… I want to do the prince of course." Bel blushed.

"No-not that! Something NOT perverted!" Bel half yelled. He regretted it immediately when Fran wobbled. Bel was supporting Fran in an instance.

"Sorry Froggy. The prince forgot loud noises make you faint now."

"Huh? Loud noises? Seems I'll be fainting a lot in this house…" Fran muttered.

"Shishi~ The prince will gladly kill whoever makes princess upset." Bel said with his twisted grin. Fran nearly blushed.

"Stupid prince. If the prince kills them then, mama-shark is going to get stressed out trying to find replacements and stress isn't good for babies, and if the shark get's stressed the boss will get angry and kill the prince. Thus leaving poor pregnant me to be a single parent." Fran droned. Bel face-palmed.

"Shishi~ The prince better not kill then~" Bel snickered.

'BANG!' "VOI!" the kitchen door slammed open and a very loud voice followed after.

'Thud.' Fran was on the floor immediately unconscious.

"FROGGY!" Bel yelled and knelt by Fran's side. Luss following to check on him.

"He's fine. Luckily he didn't fall on his stomach." Luss said wiping him brow.

"VOI! What's wrong with Fran!" Squalo yelled.

"Well Squ-chan~ Loud noises seem to make him faint so you have to be quiet~" Lussuria explained.

"VOI! How do I do that! Anyway! I'm hungry! Make me sausages!" Squalo shouted.

"Shishi~ Mama-shark is lucky princess said not to kill anyone. The prince would have killed mama-shark for making princess faint~" Bel sang from his chair. He had one hand supporting Fran's head and neck while the other was draped over Fran's waist. He was basically sitting down while holding Fran bridal style.

"VOI! DON'T CALL ME MAMA SHARK!" Squalo yelled.

"Bel-chan! You shouldn't tease pregnant people like that! It's not good for them or their children!" Lussuria scolded while bringing Squalo's sausages.

"Shishi~ The prince doesn't care~" Bel grinned.

"VOI! Then I can be as loud as I want!" Squalo emphasized the loud in his sentence. Bel stopped short. He glared from under his bangs at Squalo.

"Che. Fine. Just shut the hell up and the prince won't tease." Bel huffed.

"Deal." And with that Squalo started eating his sausages.

I have a Question. what sort of cravings should Squalo get? I already decided he's the more womanly one and he shall CRY! but what should I make him crave? Do you know any cravings that someone had when they were preggos? please tells me~~~~~~~