A/N: I don't own Mulan. I swear, this song...
Background: Tai, Joe, and Sora all have fire, water, and air related abilities respectively.
Sometimes, Tai's ideas could only be described as ludicrous, yet extremely entertaining.
"You see," he was explaining to Matt and Gabumon, who were staring in disbelief. "So we've got Joe for the 'coursing river' part, Sora's got the 'great typhoon', I've obviously got 'raging fire' covered, so now we need something for 'the dark side of the moon', but none of us have any powers that match that, so I figured since Weregarurumon is supposed to be like a werewolf, he could just chill and be all like, 'It's the full moon, and I'm a werewolf bitch' or something. So that means we need you and Gabumon."
Gabumon sat gaping. Matt slapped his hand to his forehead.
"That's it. We need to get you a girlfriend."