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==Opening Credits==
==Opening Pyro==
"WELCOME Everybody, for those of you who don't know me, I am Travis Cade, with me as always is Ryan Fawcer"
"Thanks Travis, huge night tonight, things are heating up in the World Title Tournament, tonight, Thunder Long will take on Powerline, Jack Threlfall goes up against Thunderbolt and MARKK faces the dominant CPL Wilczynski" said Ryan
"The winners of those matches will face of next week in the semi final triple threat, in that match, whoever is pinned is out and the 2 people who aren't pinned will face off at Ruthless Aggression for the EFW World Heavyweight Championship" said Travis
"Also tonight, it's the debut of some people who you did not see last week as well as EFW's first ever tag team match and the first ever Blossom match" said Ryan
"For those of you who don't know what a Blossom is, it's basically this company's lady wrestlers" said Travis
Powerline's music plays and Powerline walks to the ring.
"I just love this mans entrance, it's like the pyro actually follows him" said Ryan
Powerline grabs a mic.
"People, I'm glad to see we are sold out tonight IN KNOXVILLE, because tonight, I am going to beat Thunder Long, go to the semi finals next week, pin whoever I need to, progress to the finals at Ruthless Aggression, and win THE EFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
Thunder Long's music plays.
Thunder already has a mic.
"Hold up, Hold up, Powerline, you don't actually think you can beat me tonight, right?" asked Thunder
"I know it" replied Powerline
"If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even have won last week"
"Yes I would have, I know I was going to win whether or not you got involved, you just sped up the process"
"Powerline, if you feel so confident, why don't we make this a little more interesting?"
"Keep talking"
"Tonight, we let the fans decide what match they want to see, we each pick a stipulation and just before our match, the fans will vote on the match they want us to compete in" said Thunder
"Alright, so what match do you suggest?" asked Powerline
"My match speciality...A Boxing Match" said Thunder Long
"Deal, but if the fans don't want that, they can select...A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH"
Thunder Long hesitated.
"I ACCEPT"
==Commercial Break==
Relaxing Japanese Music plays and an Asian man with tattoos of Japanese Kanji, wearing white pants that people wear to Karate or Judo lessons walks to the ring, behind him is Devil Child.
"This match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Osaka, Japan, weighing 212 pounds, Shogun Yanai" said the ring announcer
"This man loves to fight" said Travis
"He grew up in Osaka, at the age of 18 he joined an Asian wrestling company where he joined forces with Devil Child, since then, they have always worked together" said Ryan
"Aside from last week" said Travis
"Oh sure" said Ryan
Mexican music starts to play. A man wearing a green/brown/yellow, reptile like bodysuit and a green mask with red eye holes walks to the ring, next to him is a man the same height, wearing a yellow pair of those wrestling trunks that look like speedos, white knee pads, white boots, black wristbands and a turquoise mask.
"And his opponent, accompanied by Furious Frye, from Hidalgo, Mexico, weighing 175 pounds, Dark Hado"
"Dark Hado comes to us from the Mexico City Wrestling Association, he is not a nice guy"
The bell rings.
"And these 2 start off with a lock up, Yanai turning it into an arm lock" said Ryan
"And now Hado, turns it around into a headlock, and a head scissors takedown" said Travis
"Yanai getting up quickly and A BUZZSAW KICK, Yanai with the Buzzsaw Kick, that has to be it, no just a 2 count" said Ryan
"Yanai with a headlock now, and an elevated DDT" said Travis
"Frye on the apron, distracting the referee, Devil Child getting involved now, and a Superkick onto Frye"
"Yanai with another elevated DDT" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, Shogun Yanai" said The ring announcer
"That was quick" said Ryan
==GM Office==
EFW General Manager, Henry Michaels in in his office, there are 8 women behind him, in front of him is a table with something on it that is covered by a cloth.
"Hello everyone, I am EFW GM, Henry Michaels, our first PPV will be Ruthless Aggression, at that event, these 8 Blossoms will battle it out in a gauntlet match..."
He removes the cloth, revealing a pink strapped wrestling belt with a gold, heart shaped sideplate on each side and a centreplate similar to the WWE Cruiserweight Championship.
"...for this, the EFW Blossom Championship, tonight, 2 women will compete against eachother, and over the next few weeks leading up to the event, Blossoms will be competing to impress me and increase their chances of gaining an advantage in the gauntlet"
==Match 2==
MARKK's music starts to play and MARKK comes to the ring with Kevin Stang next to him.
"This next match is scheduled for one fall and it is a quarter final match in the EFW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament, introducing first, from Wherever the hell he desires, accompanied by Kevin Stang, weighing 208 pounds, MARKK" said the ring announcer
"Here comes MARKK, last week, he just cheated to get to this match" said Ryan
"Last Week, MARKK was facing Giant Guppy, Guppy was setting up for the Cradle Shock when MARKK escaped the hold and pushed Guppy right into the big boot of Kevin Stang" said Travis
CPL Wilczynski's music plays and CPL Wilczynski walks to the ring with SGT Hardin.
"And his opponent, accompanied by SGT Hardin, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing 239 pounds, CPL Wilczynski"
"CPL was amazing last week, winning the match by count out in 20 seconds, he just picked his opponent up and threw him right into the front row" said Ryan
The bell rings.
"And here we go, and CPL with a backhand to start things off and a closed fist punch" said Travis
"CPL backs MARKK into a corner and REPEATEDLY HITTING HIM with the back elbows" said Ryan
"CPL is just dominant" said Travis
"MARKK getting Irish Whipped into the ropes and CPL WITH A REBOUNDING BIKE KICK" said Ryan
"Repeated shots to the head" said Travis
"Now a chin lock by CPL" said Ryan
"CPL now, picking up MARKK, could be going for the Military Press, NO, MARKK escapes in time" said Travis
"Now a hard Irish whip by CPL into the corner, AND A HUGE LARIET" continued Travis
"CPL Wilczynski is just deadly" said Ryan
"CPL now hooking the arm, ANACONDA VISE, THE ANACONDA VISE, SHADES OF WWE SUPERSTAR, CM PUNK" said Travis
"Wait, MARKK has his hand on the bottom rope, CPL has to break the hold" said Ryan
"Get off him CPL" said EFW Referee, Zach Darrens
1! 2! 3! 4! 5!
"The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification, MARKK" said the ring announcer
"And CPL has been DQed but he's still not releasing that Anaconda Vise" said Ryan
CPL lets go, he stands over MARKK, he turns around to see Kevin Stang setting up a big boot, but CPL dodges.
"Woah, CPL dodging the boot by Stang, wait, CPL HAS STANG SET UP FOR THE MILITARY PRESS" said Travis
"Look at the strength" said Ryan
CPL throws Kevin forward.
"Well, in the semi finals, we will see MARKK, but who will join him?" asked Travis
==Backstage==
Shogun Yanai and Devil Child were talking backstage about Yanai's victory.
"Well done Yanai, you did great earlier tonight" said Devil Child
"Thank you Devil Child, and I know that you are better than everyone in the World Title Tournament, last week, Thunderbolt's victory was fluke" said Yanai
"Hello gentlemen" said EFW GM, Henry Michaels.
"Kon'nichiwa" said Shogun Yanai
"Annyeonghaseyo" said Devil Child
"What was that?" asked Henry
"That is how you say 'Hello' in our native languages" said Shogun Yanai
"Ah, well, boys, I have great news, there is a guy debuting tonight, and he said he wanted to face anyone on roster, he doesn't care who, so I decided that his opponent should be one of you two, but since Yanai has already competed tonight, I guess that just leaves you Devil Child" said Henry
"Good luck...and by the way...that match...is next"
"Woah, a new star taking on Devil Child next"
==Commercial Break==
Devil Child is already in the ring. Shogun Yanai is ringside.
The remix version of Hero by Skillet plays, the lights go out, when the music picks up, the lights go back on, on the stage is a man with blonde, spiky hair, a red shirt, black jean that stop at his knees, black boots with red laces, black knee pads that have a red letter "H" on the right knee and a red "B" on the left knee, black, fingerless gloves and his back to the ring, he stretches his arms out and pyro goes off, he looks over his shoulder to the ring, turns around and walks to the ring giving fans high fives, next to him is a woman with long, blonde hair, wearing cowgirl boots, a white tank top and a white skirt that stops at her knees.
"This next match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied by Shogun Yanai, from South Korea, weighing 210 pounds, Devil Child" said the ring announcer
"And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Jennifer Smith, from New York City, weighing 247 pounds, Hunter Blakesfield"
"Hunter Blakesfield, an impressive in ring athlete, accompanied by his girlfriend, the beautiful Jennifer Smith" said Travis
Before the bell rings, Hunter takes off his shirt, revealing that he has a chest tattoo.
The bell rings.
"Here we go, Both men starting things off with a lock up, Hunter pushing Devil Child into the corner" said Ryan
"Referee, Tom Adam, asking Hunter to back up, Hunter releases the lock up and DEVIL CHILD, with a kick to the gut and a punch to the head of Hunter Blakesfield" said Travis
"Devil Child trying to Irish Whip Hunter into the corner, but Devil Child just isn't strong enough and Hunter reverses with an Irish Whip of his own" said Ryan
"Hunter with a shoulder thrust in the corner, starting to go to work on the ribs of Devil Child" said Travis
Hunter puts Devil Child onto his shoulder.
"What's Hunter going for here?" asked Travis
"A RUNNING Oklahoma Power slam by Hunter, man this guy is strong" said Ryan
"Jennifer Smith, looking happy at how well her boyfriend is doing against Devil Child" said Travis
"Hunter Blakesfield now, going into the corner setting Devil Child up for something here" said Ryan
Devil Child gets up and Hunter runs right at him, hitting him with a...
"SPEAR, A spear by Hunter Blakesfield, now going for the cover" said Travis
On the outside, Shogun Yanai starts walking towards Jennifer Smith, when she sees him, she gets scared and tries to walk away.
"Uh oh this doesn't look good" said Ryan
Jennifer trips
"Hunter noticing what's going on" said Travis
Hunter releases the pin cover and climbs out of the ring.
"Look out Yanai" said Ryan
"Hunter with repeated punches to the head of Shogun Yanai, AND AN IRISH WHIP RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS" said Travis
"Hunter doing the noble thing and protecting his girlfriend" said Ryan
Hunter climbs back into the ring and covers Devil Child.
1! 2! Kick out
"Devil Child was given time to recover, but do you think he should have kicked out?" asked Travis
"I don't think so, Hunter looks like he just got mad" said Ryan
Hunter puts Devil Child into a Celtic Cross hold (The type used by Finlay, not Sheamus).
"What's Hunter going for here?" asked Travis
Hunter turns the move into a bulldog.
"That is a move that Hunter calls the Eight Second Ride" said Ryan
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, Hunter Blakesfield"
Hunter would have won quicker if it hadn't been for Shogun Yanai coming after Jennifer.
Hunter asks for a mic.
"HEY YANAI, listen, I thought that this match would just be for fun, but what you did to Jennifer was not right, from now on, if either of you two, harm Jennifer in any way, I will hunt you both down and rip you in half" said Hunter
Henry Michaels music plays. The GM appears at the entrance ramp.
"Well said Hunter, and it's obvious that you want revenge" said Henry
"That's right" said Hunter
"Well you can have your revenge next week, when you face Shogun Yanai, one on one, in a Hard-core Match...with Devil Child BANNED from ringside" said the GM
"WOAH, next week, Hunter Blakesfield will fight Shogun Yanai, no DQ, no Count out, no Time Limit and no rules" said Ryan
==Commercial Break==
"Well ladies and gentlemen, up next is the next round in the EFW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament, Jack Threlfall takes on Thunderbolt, but let's take a look at the Tale of the tape" said Travis
TALE OF THE TAPE
JACK THRELFALL :NAME: THUNDERBOLT
6"6 :HT: 5"11
299LBS :WT: 199LBS
ROTHERHAM, ENGLAND :HOMETOWN: RENO, NEVADA
TIGERBOMB :MAIN FINISHER: 450 SPLASH
SHOWMAN :STYLE: HIGH FLYER
"That match is up next" said Ryan
Jack Threlfall's music plays and Jack Threlfall starts Generically walking to the ring.
"This match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Rotherham, England, weighing 299 pounds, 'Silverslick' Jack Threlfall"
"Jack Threlfall is dangerous, I once saw him at a local wrestling company in England, he had this guy in a dragon sleeper and literally tore off some of the guys skin" said Travis
Thunderbolt's music plays and Thunderbolt runs to the ring.
"And his opponent, from Reno, Nevada, weighing 199 pounds, Thunderbolt"
"Thunderbolt is close friends with another man in the tournament, Powerline, imagine what would happen if it was Thunderbolt and Powerline in the finals" said Ryan
The bell rings.
"And there two start off with a test strength that is won by Threlfall, now a guck to the gut by Jack, this man is just mean" said Travis
"Now repeated shots to the head of Thunderbolt, Threlfall picks him up AND DROPS HIM with an Atomic Drop" said Ryan
1! Kick out
"Kick out quick by Thunderbolt who delivers a kick to the leg of Jack Threlfall, and another one, another one" said Travis
"You saying that reminds me of my wife counting change" joked Ryan
"Jack Threlfall just shoves Thunderbolt away AND A BIG BOOT" said Travis
"Now Jack Threlfall wrenching the head of Thunderbolt, drops down with a DDT" said Ryan
1! 2! Kick out
"Referee, Billy Kyler rules that was just a 2 count" said Travis
"Threlfall hooking the arms of Thunderbolt, going for the Tigerbomb" said Ryan
When Jack is about to drop Thunderbolt down, Thunderbolt turns the move into a sunset flip roll up.
"Wait, the reversal, and the count" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"WHAT?!" Yelled both commentators
"Here is your winner, Thunderbolt"
"Thunderbolt just shocked us all by beating Jack and advancing to the tournament semi finals and Jack Threlfall is in shock" said Ryan
==Commercial Break==
The song Freezing Moon by Mayhem plays and an African American woman with grey hair wearing a white wrestling attire with long white boots walks to the ring like a narcissist.
"The following Blossom match is set for one fall, introducing first, from Little Rock, Arkansas, Miss Mayhem"
"Miss Mayhem, her name says it all" said Travis
The song 'Unchained' by Blood on the Rocks plays and a woman wearing black and red spandex like Harley Quinn with a glittery red cape, a top hat and holding a cane with a skull on top does backflips down the ramp.
"And her opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 125 pounds, Tristen Colden"
"Scary as Hell is Tristen Colden, she is currently married to a very scary pro wrestler in WWE, that wrestler...Kane" said Travis
"Woah" said Ryan
The bell rings.
"And these two ladies start things up with a lock up which Colden turns into a neckbreaker" said Ryan
"Now repeated stomps and grounded punches by Tristen" said Travis
"This woman is the princess of hell" said Ryan
Tristen Irish whips Mayhem into the ropes and rebounds into a Black Hole Slam into a Piledriver.
"DEVIL'S KISS, THE DEVIL'S KISS BY TRISTEN COLDEN" said Ryan
Tristen puts Mayhem into a headlock and performs a running bulldog into a DDT.
"And that is the Chicago Special" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, Tristen Colden"
Tristen gets a steel chair from under the ring.
"What's she doing?" asked Ryan
Tristen drops the chair in the centre of the ring.
"Uh oh" said Ryan
Tristen puts Mayhem into another headlock and hits another Chicago Special onto the chair.
"OH MY GOD, I don't think Tristen wants Miss Mayhem to make it to the Gauntlet Match a Ruthless Aggression" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
In the GM office, Henry Michaels is holding 2 matching wrestling belts.
"At Ruthless Aggression, we decide champions, including the tag team champions. Tonight, the 2 teams that will be competing for the tag titles will be competing against eachother in a tag team match, actually, rather than later tonight, it's next" said Henry
At the ring, Creepy Circus Music plays and Brutal Barry and Laughing Leonard walk to the ring slowly.
"The following contest is a tag team match set for one fall, introducing first, at a combined weight of 693 pounds, Brutal Barry, Laughing Leonard, The Circus Clowns"
"Not these 2, like I said last week, they came from the circus and they were fired for scaring the audience" said Travis
The song Sick of it by Skillet plays and 2 men wearing baggy jeans, fingerless gloves and biker boots walk to the ring, dancing like idiots, both hat several tattoos (Sort of like Randy Orton for one and CM Punk for the other), they both had eye makeup aswell, one had a big blue Mohawk and the other was wearing a big top hat with horns.
"And there opponents, from New York City, at a combined weight of 458 pounds, 'The Weirdo' Flare Jack, 'The Creep' Madd Max, The Misfits"
"Now these 2 are just crazy lunatics who just want to have some fun, Flare Jack is the one with the Mohawk and Max is the one with the Top Hat" said Travis
"These two, I believe, are the only guys ever to have more mental instability than the Circus Clowns" said Ryan
The Bell rings, Flare Jack starts things off with Brutal Barry.
"Well Brutal Barry tries to hit Flare Jack with a Lariat but Flare ducks out of the way, and WHAT IS THIS?" asked Travis
Flare Jack grabs the referee by the shirt collar and pushes him into a corner.
"Like I said, The Misfits are just crazy" said Ryan
"Barry pulling Flare out of the corner and repeated shots to the head, letting the referee get away" said Travis
"Now Barry slamming Flare's head into the turnbuckle, WAIT, Look at this" said Ryan
"Even after Barry stopped slamming Flare Jack's head into the turnbuckle, Flare Jack continued to do it to himself" said Travis
"Flare Jack just crawling to the opposite turnbuckle and making the tag to Madd Max, OH my god"
Madd Max goes after the ref.
"Madd Max going after the referee now" said Ryan
"These guys are freakin' Nuts" said Travis
"Barry now Irish whipping Max into the ropes and WHAT THE HELL?" asked Ryan
"Flare Jack pulling down the bottom rope and causing his own tag team partner to fall out of the ring" said Travis
"Now look, Flare Jack is attacking his own partner" said Ryan
"Is he betraying him or is he just stupid?" asked Travis
"Irish whips Max back into the ring" said Ryan
"Oh come on, Madd Max just tried to tag in Laughing Leonard, THAT'S NOT YOUR PARTNER YOU FREAKING IDIOT" said Travis
"They may be nuts but they are extremely funny" said Ryan
"That is true, now Madd Max tagging in the right man, WOAH, a spear by Flare Jack, and a Superkick to Laughing Leonard" said Travis
"Now Flare tagging Max back in, Flare has Barry in a headlock, Max puts Barry into a Snapmare clutch, DROPS HIM DOWN" said Ryan
"Snapmare Driver and Headlock Driver combination" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here are your winners, The Misfits"
"They are lunatics but they get the job done" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the main event, Powerline vs Thunder Long" said Travis
Thunder Long's music plays and Thunder Long walks to the ring throwing punches.
"This bout is the main event of the evening and is the final quarter final match in the EFW World Championship Tournament, introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 266 pounds, Thunder Long" said the ring announcer
"Here comes the EFWs resident Boxer, Thunder Long
Powerline's music plays and Powerline walks to the ring, his pyrotechnics following him to the ring.
"And his opponent, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing 241 pounds, 'Mr Pyrotechnics' POWERLINE"
"Best entrance ever, how in the world does Powerline get the pyro to follow him like that?" asked Travis
Ryan grabs a mic.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to reveal what you people voted for, for these two men to compete in, did you vote for a Boxing Match, or did you vote for a Falls Count Anywhere match?" asked Ryan
POLL RESULTS:
BOXING MATCH: [][][][][=45%
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH: [][][][][][=55%
"There you have it, A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH" said Ryan
The bell rings
"Both men starting things off with a test of strength, Powerline more of a brawler" said Travis
"Thunder Long coming out on top and instantly Irish whips Powerline out of the ring" said Ryan
"Thunder Long climbing out of the ring, now Thunder has Powerline up on his shoulder, OH NO, Standing right in front of our table, DON'T DO IT" said Travis
Thunder Long power slams Powerline through the announce table.
"OH MY GOD, Thunder Long just power slamming Powerline right through the table and we have a cover" said Ryan
1! Kick out
"Kick out at one by Powerline" said Travis
"Long and Powerline both getting up but Thunder with repeated shots to the head of Powerline" said Ryan
"Now both men getting back into the ring only for Thunder to get right back out the other side and grab a chair" said Travis
"WAIT LOOK OUT" continued Travis
"Powerline with a Baseball Slide right into the chair and the face of Thunder Long" said Ryan
1! Kick out
"Thunder Long kicking out, now these men just trading blows up the ramp" said Travis
"Now going backstage" said Ryan
"Just in the hallway, Powerline has the staff's spare video camera and smashes it into the face of Thunder Long" said Travis
"We're gonna need a spare, spare video camera" said Ryan
1! 2! Kick out
"Kick out at 2" said Ryan
"Powerline just throwing Thunder around like a rag doll, and THROWING HIM through the door to the parking lot" said Travis
In the parking lot, Powerline slams Thunder's face into the hood of a white car.
"Look at this, looks like Powerline is going to power bomb Thunder onto the parking lot floor, but Thunder is too heavy...wait, Ryan, isn't that your car that they're fighting right next to?" asked Travis
"YEAH, THAT'S MY CAR" said Ryan
Thunder Long back body drops Powerline onto Ryan's car, smashing the windshield.
1! 2! Kick out.
"How he hell do you kick out of that?" asked Travis
"Don't know but I do know one thing" said Ryan
"What's that?" asked Travis
"Those guys owe me a new car" said Ryan
Thunder Long drags Powerline to the front of the arena.
"This does not look good for Powerline" said Travis
Thunder throws Powerline back in the arena through the front door, Powerline gets up surprisingly quickly.
"Thunder Long planning something OH MY GOD, A SPEAR, A SPEAR BY POWERLINE RIGHT THROUGH THE ARENA DOOR" said Ryan
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, Powerline"
"Powerline wins, my god, that was insane, Powerline just speared Thunder Long right through the arena door, that door is made out of freaking glass, someone check on Thunder Long" said Ryan
Next week:
1) Hunter Blakesfield vs Shogun Yanai in a Hard-core march with Devil Child banned from ringside
2) Ashley Marie Brooks vs Kelsey
3) Flare Jack vs Brutal Barry
4) Powerline vs Thunderbolt vs MARKK in the semi finals of the EFW World Title Tournament
That and many more next week
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