As Draco calmed down to start explaining the situation, the ground started to grow grainy. Hermione realized that they were now on sand, and when she looked at where the volcano was, it was gone. Instead, it was replaced by an ocean.

Draco began, "This place is the placeification of my heart. This place takes personification to a whole nother level. Let's travel deeper into the place. Look, there are two convenient go-karts. Let's take a ride."

Hermione just looked as confused as ever, but nonetheless got into a shell shaped go-kart and immediately crashed into the ocean.

And at that moment a Giant Squid Quesadilla attacked Hermione with its cheese lazers from it's eyes. Hermione tried using her wand, but it didn't work. But luckily, there were a few basketballs next to her, and she threw a few at the Giant Quesadilla. Fortunately, one of the basketballs went into the mouth and it gave the Quesadilla had a heart attack and exploded.

She turned to find Draco, but he was gone!

"Bloody Crumpets! This is the perfect time to skip out on me!"