Time for the newest edition
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==Opening Credits==
==Opening Pyro==
"Welcome to Extreme Fanfic Wrestling, he goes by Ryan Fawcer..." said Travis
"...And he goes by Travis Cade, tonight, The Army face Team Mexico, The Misfits team with the Circus Clowns to face H20 and The Asian Alliance, Warsman takes on Tyler DeToya and more" said Ryan
"Now last week, EFW saw the return on a familiar face when Bruiser Bencia came back to EFW, confronting the World Heavyweight Champion, Powerline" said Travis
"Bruiser made it clear that he wants the World Title but he was attacked by a big man just before the show ended" said Ryan
Bruiser's music goes off and Bencia walks to the ring, annoyed
"LAST WEEK, I know that man that attacked me was hired by Powerline, so I want that sorry excuse of a World Champion to get out here RIGHT NOW" said Bruiser
Powerline's music plays and the world champ approaches the ring
"Bruiser, I have no idea what you are talking about, if I did hire that man, I would have had to know that you were going to be back last week" said Powerline
"Then why did that man attack me?" asked Bruiser
"I have no idea" said Powerline
"BUT I DO" said a mystery man
Powerline and Bruiser look at the entrance ramp and see a short man with Elvis Presley style hair, dressed like TNA wrestler, Rockstar Spud in a suit.
"Who are you?" asked Powerline
"My name is Jonas Luca, I am the manager of that man from last week, he is EFW's newest Italian wrestler, Tony 2 Times" said Jonas
"Then why did 2 Times attack me?" asked Bruiser
"Because he wants to make an impact, such as...taking you 2 on tonight in a tag match with a partner of his choice?" hinted Jonas
Powerline and Bruiser looked at eachother, knowing they had the same idea
"DEAL!" said both men
The 2 Co-GMs appeared in their office on the monitor.
"Wow, a great main event" said Henry
"But it can be better" said Xander
"In addition to Powerline, MARKK, Bruiser and Thunder Long being in the Weapons Gauntlet at Hardcore Hellhole..." said Henry
"...If Tony's team wins then whoever gets the pinfall will be added to the weapons gauntlet" said Xander
"OH MY, WHAT A MAIN EVENT" said Ryan
"Powerline and Bruiser Bencia team up to face EFW's newest star and a mystery partner" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
War music plays and CPL Wilczynski and SGT Hardin approach the ring together
"This is a tag team qualifier for the Hardcore Hellhole Weapons Gauntlet, introducing first, at a combined weight of 466 pounds, CPL Wilczynski and SGT Hardin, THE ARMY" said Lola
"The Army are definitely 2 impressive stars, CPL Wilczynski still holds the record for quickest win when he beat Barberino in 20 seconds" said Ryan
Mexican music plays and Dark Hado, Furious Frye and their manager, El Grosso, walk to the ring together
"And their opponents, accompanied by El Grosso, Dark Hado and Furious Frye, TEAM MEXICO" said Lola
"Team Mexico, these guys are fast and unpredictable, I love watching these guys compete" said Travis
The bell rings
"Here we go, Dark Hado starting things off with CPL Wilczynski, remember that CPL is one of the strongest men on roster" said Ryan
"CPL attempting the lock up but Hado with a kick to the leg" said Travis
"Hado rebounds off the ropes AND WILCZYNSKI WITH THE BOOT" said Ryan
1! Kickout
"Remember that Wilczynski is the biggest member of the Zero G Division, he's big, he's mean and he's dangerous" said Travis
"Wilczynski now with the shoulder thrusts in the corner to Dark Hado, tag made to SGT Hardin" said Ryan
"AND HARDIN with a backhand chop, remember that later tonight, we reveal the 8 EFW stars in the Wildcard tag tournament, 8 unassigned wrestlers have been entered the tournament and have been assigned teams, but who else is in the tournament?" asked Travis
"I don't know but now Hardin with the sleeper, AND HADO, quickly escapes, TAG MADE TO FRYE, LUCHADOR GOING UP..." said Ryan
"NO! HARDIN WITH THE AXE BOMBER CLOTHESLINE, now going up top AND HITS THE DIVING FIST DROP" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here are your winners, THE ARMY" said Lola
"Hardin and Wilczynski are going to the Weapons gauntlet" said Ryan
==Commercial Break==
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to reveal the teams for the Wildcard Tag Tournament" said Lola, who was in the ring with one of those thing people use to play bingo.
She takes one ball and reads the name.
"The first entrant, DEVIL CHILD" said Lola
Korean music plays and Devil Child approaches the ring
"The next entrant..." said Lola
She takes another ball out of the cage.
"...GIANT GUPPY" said Lola
Guppy's music plays and Guppy approaches the ring
"So Devil Child and Giant Guppy will form one team" said Travis
"The first member of team 2...THUNDERBOLT" said Lola
Thunderbolt approaches the ring.
"And his partner...BARBERINO" said Lola
"Well we've got Guppy and Devil Child for team 1 and Thunderbolt and the former Navy Seal, Barberino" said Ryan
"Team 3...JOSEPH WINTERS" said Lola
Winters walks to the ring
"And his partner...MARTIN SCARAB" said Lola
The Magician approaches the ring.
"So the final team...DEMONIC DJ" said Lola
The Zero G Champion approaches the ring
"And his partner...DUKE JACKSON" said Lola
Duke walks to the ring, both he and DJ have puzzled looks on their faces.
==Commercial Break==
Warsman's music plays and the 7 Foot tall Russian walks to the ring.
"This match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Moscow, Russia in the former Soviet Union, standing 7 Feet Tall, weighing 355 pounds, WARSMAN" said Lola
"Warsman is dangerous, he is seven feet in height, he is just dangerous" said Travis
Tyler DeToya's music plays and the self proclaimed 'Smartest Man Alive' walks to the ring.
"And his opponent, from Boca Raton, Florida, weighing 221 pounds, TYLER DETOYA" said Lola
"The smartest man alive against the worlds most dangerous Russian" said Ryan
The Bell Rings
"Here we go and look at the size difference" said Travis
"DETOYA going straight for the kicks to the leg and punches to the face of the rabid Russian" said Ryan
"NOW DETOYA WITH THE TILT A WHIRL HEADSCISSORS BUT WARSMAN WITH THE FACEBUSTER" said Travis
"Warsman picking up the smartest man alive AND A HEADBUTT" said Ryan
"Now Warsman backing DeToya into the corner AND REPEAED SHOULDER THRUSTS" said Travis
"Now the foot choak into the corner, referee Zack Darrens forcing the break" said Ryan
1! 2! 3! Warsman breaks
"Now WARSMAN WITH THE BODY SLAM" said Travis
"Now Warsman with multiple grounded punches to the chest of Tyler DeToya AND DETOYA WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD" said Ryan
"Warsman trying something BUT TYLER WITH ANOTHER KICK" said Travis
"DeToya now back to his feet AND MULTIPLE SHOTS TO THE GUT AND HEAD" said Ryan
"DeToya now rebounds off the ropes BUT WARSMAN WITH THE BOOT" said Travis
"Warsman now WITH THE GROUNDED CHOAK AND THE REFEREE FORCING THE BREAK" said Ryan
1! 2! 3! Warsman picks up Tyler and throws him into the corner!
"OH MY GOD, WARSMAN WITH THE TOSS INTO THE CORNER" said Travis
"Warsman dragging DeToya to the centre of the ring AND THE REVERSE DDT" said Ryan
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, WARSMAN" said Lola
"Warsman with the victory tonight, ripping through Tyler DeToya" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
Psychosocial by Slipknot plays and Jack Threlfall walks to the ring in his street clothes
"Well last week, this man actually helped his biggest rival after a match with Warsman, the question is why did he do it?" asked Ryan
"Ever since last week, people have been questioning why I did what I did, to answer that, I would like Thunderbolt to come down to the ring" said Jack
Better Than This by Ross Lynch plays and Thunderbolt walks to the ring like a superhero
"Thunderbolt, since you beat me 2 months ago, we started our big rivalry, I was annoyed that I couldn't beat you but I had to admit to myself, you're good, I am impressed by what you can do in the ring and I respect what you can do in the ring. You're a great in ring competitor and I would like to bury the hatchet right now" said Jack, holding out his hand for a handshake
"Is Jack Threlfall serious?" asked Travis
Thunderbolt shakes Jack's hand
"Look at the respect" said Ryan
After Jack and Thunderbolt leave, The Misfits music plays and Flare Jack, Madd Max and Dixie approach the ring together, dancing like idiots.
"This is an 8 man tag team match set for one fall, introducing first, from New York, accompanied by Dixie, at a combined weight of 458 pounds, Madd Max and Flare Jack, THE MISFITS" said Lola
"The Misfits are former World Tag Team Champions, lost the titles at Supremacy X to H20" said Travis
Creepy Circus music plays and Barry and Leonard walk to the ring together, Barry pretending to limp and Leonard pretending to be scared of the fans.
"These 2, plain and simple, are just weird" said Ryan
Devour by Shinedown plays and Hunter Blakesfield and Hannah Layla walk to the ring together alongside Jennifer
"And their opponents, first, accompanied by Jennifer Smith, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, they are the EFW World Tag Team Champions, Hunter Blakesfield and Hannah Layla, H20" said Lola
"The world tag champs, I love these guys, they are an impressive team and one of them, Hunter, is undefeated" said Travis
Traditional Asian music plays and Shogun Yanai, Devil Child, Kew-Chi and Hyozanru approach the ring together, holding the flags of their respective countries
"And their partners, accompanied by Kew-Chi and Hyozanru, at a combined weight of 422 pounds, Devil Child and Shogun Yanai, THE ASIAN ALLIANCE" said Lola
"Now this should be interesting, to qualify for the 12 man weapons gauntlet, The Asian Alliance will be on the same team as Hunter Blakesfield, remember the rivalry they had?" asked Ryan
"Yes, remember that Devil Child in this match is yet to win so qualifying for a match for the EFW World Heavyweight Championship would be huge" said Travis
The bell rings
"Here we go, Hunter starting things off with Flare Jack, lockup to begin" said Ryan
"Hunter backing Flare Jack into a corner, but Flare with a knee to the gut and a tornado DDT, cover but not even a one count" said Travis
"Now Flare with multiple shots to the face of a grounded Hunter, tag made to Brutal Barry" said Ryan
"Now Barry stomping on Hunter, remember that next week we begin the Wildcard Tag Tournament with the winners facing H20 for the Tag Titles at Hardcore Hell Hole" said Travis
"Yeah, Devil Child could win alongside Giant Guppy, win the titles at Hardcore Hellhole and later in the night, win the Weapons Gauntlet, Devil Child could become a dual champion" said Ryan
"Hunter fighting back, Irish Whip into the corner, Hunter tags in Hannah Layla, Hannah going up top Hunter setting up for a reverse DDT, HANNAH WITH THE DIVING FOOTSTOMP AND HUNTER WITH THE BACKBREAKER" said Travis
"Great double team move by the tag team champions, Hannah with the cover" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"Only a count of 2 by Brutal Barry, Hannah tags in Shogun Yanai, WHO HITS THE BUZZSAW KICK" said Travis
1! 2! Kickout
"Near fall after near fall, but now I think Shogun Yanai may be going for that Rising Sun DDT, BUT BARRY REVERSES IT INTO A CUTTER" said Ryan
"AND DEVIL CHILD IN WITH THE DEMON HORNS" said Travis
"FLARE JACK WITH THE HEADLOCK DRIVER" said Ryan
"HANNAH LAYLA COMES IN WITH THE HAWAIIAN SMASHER" said Travis
"LEONARD IN WITH THE FLAPJACK" said Ryan
"Hunter Blakesfield in AND HE HITS THE SPEAR" said Travis
"Madd Max in AND HE HITS HUNTER WITH THE MISINTERPRITATION" said Ryan
"Madd Max is the only one left in the ring, WAIT, YANAI FINALLY HITS THE RISING SUN DDT" said Travis
"Uh oh, Both Circus Clowns in the ring AND HIT THE BIG TOP" said Ryan
1! 2! 3!
"Here are your winners, Flare Jack, Madd Max, Laughing Leonard and BRUTAL BARRY" said Lola
"THESE MEN ARE GOING TO THE WEAPONS GAUNTLET" said Travis
"That means that 10 spots in the gauntlet have been filled, Powerline, MARKK, Thunder Long, Bruiser Bencia, CPL Wilczynski, SGT Hardin, Madd Max, Flare Jack, Laughing Leonard and Brutal Barry. So what are the rules for the Weapons gauntlet?" asked Ryan
"The rules are like this, the first 2 men bring weapons in the ring and start one on one, every so often the next wrestlers enter 2 at a time bringing weapons to the ring, elimination occurs by being thrown over the top rope, when it reaches the final 2 then it's a pinfall to win" said Travis
"Well The Misfits are about as Hardcore and Extreme as you can get so they have the advantage" said Ryan
"Next week we have a 10 man Zero G battle royal to determine another entrant in the Weapons Gauntlet" said Travis
==GM Office==
Scarlett is in the GM office.
"Scarlett, we understand that last week, you walked out on Tristen Colden" said Henry
"Yes, I learned that you can never trust anyone, especially someone like Tristen" said Scarlett
"Well, there was a ruling that whoever got the pinfall in that tag was declared the number one contender for the EFW Blossom Title" said Xander
"So you cost yourself a shot at the belt, because now, at Hardcore Hellhole, Ashley Marie Brooks will defend the Blossom Title against Jennifer Smith in..." said Henry
"...A Championship On A Pole match" said Xander
==Commercial Break==
Powerline's theme plays and the EFW World Heavyweight Champion approaches the ring with his pyro following him.
"This bout is your main event of the evening, a tag team match set for one fall, introducing first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing 241 pounds, The EFW World Heavyweight Champion, 'Mr Pyrotechnics' POWERLINE" said Lola
"The World Heavyweight Champion, Powerline, impressive win at Supremacy X when he retained the World Title against MARKK" said Ryan
Bruiser Bencia's music plays and Bruiser Bencia comes to the ring, drinking from a flask.
"And his partner, from Fort Worth, Texas, weighing 259 pounds, BRUISER BENCIA" said Lola
"100% Redneck is Bruiser Bencia, like I said at his debut, he will drink from his flask and then kick your ass" said Travis
Italian mob music plays and Tony 2 Times approaches the ring and steps over the top rope (Like all 7 footers in wrestling do)
"And their opponents first, standing 7 feet tall, from Pizzoferrato, Italy, weighing 399 pounds, TONY 2 TIMES" said Lola
"The 7"3 Tony 2 Times from Pizzoferrato, Italy is here and ready to tear everyone in his way apart" said Ryan
The song 'Silent Wolves, Howling Moon' by Poison Nova plays and a bald man wearing purple tights with a white 'N' on the right leg and a white 'W' on the left leg walks to the ring, he also has purple boots.
"And his partner, from London, England, weighing 266 Pounds, NIGHT WOLF" said Lola
"Night Wolf transferred to the company for one night only but if he is impressive enough then he will get a full time contract" said Travis
The bell rings
"Here we go, World Champ, Powerline starting things off with Tony 2 Times" said Ryan
"Tony with a shot to the head and an Irish Whip into the corner, tag made already and in comes Night Wolf" said Travis
"Remember that Night Wolf is a dangerous man, in a previous company he worked alongside Jack Threlfall and was actually able to beat him" said Ryan
"Night Wolf with multiple shots to the head, NOW TAKING OUT BRUISER TOO" said Travis
"Night Wolf tags Tony back in and WHAT THE HELL?" asked Ryan
"Tony hit the big boot on his own partner, AND HE HITS POWERLINE WITH A SCISSOR KICK" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here are your winners, Night Wolf and TONY 2 TIMES" said Lola
"Well Tony is the 11th man in the weapons gauntlet but he actually attacked his partner to do it" said Ryan
"I guess Tony didn't want Night Wolf to be the one with the World Title Shot" said Travis
"TONY! HEY TONY!" said Xander
"Good job on winning a spot in the Weapons Gauntlet, but lets see how you fair next week AGAINST BRUISER BENCIA" said Xander
"WOW! That's AMAZING" said Ryan
"AND it will be...NO DISQUALIFICATION" said Xander
NEXT WEEK:
1) Martin Scarab and Joseph Winters in the Wildcard Tournament
2) Devil Child and Giant Guppy in the Wildcard Tournament
3) Jack Threlfall vs Warsman
4) Tony 2 Times vs Bruiser Bencia in a no dq match
5) 15 man Zero G Battle Royal to determine the final entrant in the Weapons Gauntlet at Hardcore Hellhole
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