Time for EFW's most extreme PPV
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==Opening Credits (Dead Bite by Hollywood Undead)==
==Opening Pyro==
The arena was quite big, the ring had all red ropes and 2 entrance ramps, one for faces and one for heels.
"IT'S TIME FOR HARDCORE HELLHOLE, I'm Travis Cade, with me is Ryan Fawcer, Ryan, are you excited for tonight?" asked Travis
"Yeah, tonight we are live from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania for our all Hardcore PPV" said Ryan
"In tonight's event, Jack Threlfall teams with Thunderbolt to face The Asian Alliance in a first blood elimination tag match" said Travis
"Also, in the main event, we have the weapon's gauntlet, 12 men with weapons, over the top elimination and the winner will walk out of Hardcore Hellhole as the EFW World Heavyweight Champion" said Ryan
"I say we get started" said Travis
"I'm with you" said Ryan
==Match 1==
"This first contest is a first blood elimination tag team match, as soon as someone starts to bleed, they will be eliminated, the last team with at least one member left who has not drawn blood will be the winner" explained Lola
Jack Threlfall's music plays, pyro goes off and Jack Threlfall walks to the ring generically, wearing a blue version of his tights and a trenchcoat. The fans cheer for Jack.
"Introducing first, from Rotherham, England, weighing 278 pounds, 'Silverslick' JACK THRELFALL" said Lola
'Better than this' by Ross Lynch plays and Thunderbolt walks to the ring like a superhero, he is wearing a white version of his ring attire. The fans cheer.
"And his partner, from Reno, Nevada, weighing 199 pounds, THUNDERBOLT" said Lola
Traditional Asian music plays, the Asian Alliance walk to the ring together holding the flags of their respective countries, they were both dressed in black. The fans boo them.
"And their opponents, from Asia, at a total combined weight of 422 pounds, Devil Child and Shogun Yanai, THE ASIAN ALLIANCE" said Lola
The Bell Rings
"Here we go with this First Blood Elimination Tag Match, this is tornado rules, THRELFALL going right after Devil Child and Thunderbolt going after Yanai" said Ryan
"Threlfall backing up Devil Child into the corner, Multiple shots to the face, Thunderbolt backs Yanai into the opposite corner, multiple kicks to the gut" said Travis
"Both men IRISH WHIP THE ASIAN ALLIANCE INTO EACHOTHER" said Ryan
"Threlfall goes outside for the steel steps, places them in the ring" said Travis
"Now, has Devil Child set up, DDT ON THE STEPS" said Ryan
"Thunderbolt going back after Yanai, WAIT, HYOZANRU" said Travis
"Hyozanru with a small container, opening it up and throwing it at Thunderbolt...IT'S FAKE BLOOD!" said Ryan
"Ref did not see that" said Travis
"Oh my, Thunderbolt turning around and the referee saw the fake blood" said Ryan
"THUNDERBOLT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Lola
"The Asian Alliance cheating to eliminate Thunderbolt, Yanai now coming to the aid of his partner, AND HITS a shot to the back of Threlfall" said Ryan
"The Asian Alliance double teaming Jack Threlfall, backing him into a corner, multiple kicks to the gut by both men" said Travis
"Yanai requesting for Devil Child to get a weapon, both members of the Asian Alliance going for weapons" said Ryan
"WAIT, Threlfall reaching in the apron for something, oh my god, it's a barbed wire bat" said Travis
"Not good, Yanai back in the ring...AND THRELFALL WITH THE SHOT TO THE GUT, YANAI IS BLEEDING" said Ryan
"SHOGUN YANAI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Lola
"Devil Child back in the ring AND A QUICK TAKEDOWN onto Jack Threlfall" said Ryan
"The South Korean backs the Englishman into a corner, Irish whip into the opposing corner" said Travis
"Devil Child charges at Threlfall but the brit sidesteps, AND THRELFALL WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX" said Ryan
"AND ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER AND ONE MORE" said Travis
"Wait, THUNDERBOLT IS BACK, exposing the turnbuckle" said Ryan
"And Threlfall with the Lou Thez Press onto Devil Child" said Travis
"Threlfall now picking up Devil Child, GOING TO SLAM HIS HEAD INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE" said Ryan
"NO! Devil Child able to block it, Threlfall tries again, but Devil Child with the second block" said Travis
"DEVIL CHILD with a back elbow to the head of Jack Threlfall, followed by a kick to the knee, AND A SHOT TO THE FACE" said Ryan
"Sending Threlfall towards the ropes, Devil Child with another shot to the head...and another" said Travis
"Devil Child goes for the Irish whip into the opposite ropes, Threlfall counters...AND THUNDERBOLT TRIPS UP DEVIL CHILD" said Ryan
"Thunderbolt on the apron, Devil Child back up AND A SHOT TO THE FACE OF THUNDERBOLT" said Travis
"This may be the best I've seen Devil Child do in a match" said Ryan
"Threlfall charging at Devil Child, BUT DEVIL CHILD SIDESTEPS AND THRELFALL GOES OVER THE ROPES" said Travis
"Devil Child out of the ring, AND SLAMS THRELFALL'S FACE into the second set of steps, Threlfall trying to walk away to catch his breath" said Ryan
"The Englishman back in the ring, AND THUNDERBOLT FROM OUTSIDE, WITH A HUGE RUNNING SENTON TO DEVIL CHILD" said Travis
"Thunderbolt getting payback for being cheated out of the match" said Ryan
"Threlfall back out, AND SLAMMING DEVIL CHILD'S FACE into the ring apron, AND AGAIN" said Travis
"Threlfall gets Devil Child back in the ring, now picking him up, Threlfall goes for the punch, BUT DEVIL CHILD CAUGHT IT, AND A FOREARM SMASH BY DEVIL CHILD" said Ryan
"Follows it up with a punch, and another, and another" said Travis
"Devil Child Irish whips Threlfall into the ropes, Threlfall reverses into an Irish whip of his own, Devil Child rebounds off the ropes, AND THRELFALL WITH A HUGE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX" said Ryan
"THRELFALL with a kick to the gut of Devil Child, AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH MULTIPLE ELBOWS TO THE FACE" said Travis
"AND ANOTHER LOU THEZ PRESS" said Ryan
"Threlfall stops that, now picking up Devil Child again, uh oh, pointing to the exposed turnbuckle" said Travis
"AND HE SLAMS DEVIL CHILD FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED CORNER" said Ryan
"Is he bleeding? He's covering his head...no, he's not bleeding" said Travis
"THRELFALL with a kick to the gut, AND A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD" said Ryan
"Wait, Threlfall is fired up, hooks the arms of Devil Child...UNION JACK TIGERBOMB" said Travis
"Threlfall getting out, uh oh, grabbing a chair" said Ryan
"Threlfall back in...taking a swing, BUT DEVIL CHILD DUCKED IT, now punch after punch by Devil Child" said Travis
"Devil Child rebounds off the ropes, ducks under the clothesline, AND HITS THE SHOULDER BLOCK" said Ryan
"Devil Child grabbing the chair, WAIT, HYOZANRU FROM BEHIND, SLEEPER APPLIED TO DEVIL CHILD, WHAT'S THIS?" asked Travis
"Devil Child with a Snapmare onto Hyozanru, BUT THRELFALL FROM BEHIND" said Ryan
"Threlfall with multiple kicks to the gut of Devil Child" said Travis
"Now picking him up, Irish whip, NO! Devil Child reverses, Brit rebounds off the ropes, AND TAKES OUT THE LEG OF DEVIL CHILD" said Ryan
"AND HE APPLIES THE HALF CRAB" said Travis
"DEVIL CHILD REVERSES BUT SENDS THRELFALL INTO THE REFEREE" said Ryan
"Devil Child getting back up, has the chair, WAIT, HYOZANRU, THE NORTH KOREAN WITH THE REAR WAISTLOCK TO DEVIL CHILD" said Travis
"DEVIL CHILD with a back elbow to Hyozanru, AND A SHOT TO THE HEAD" said Ryan
"Threlfall back up, gets the chair, ref back up, AND THRELFALL WITH THE CHAIR SHOT TO THE FACE" said Travis
"Ref checking...DEVIL CHILD IS BLEEDING, THE MATCH IS OVER" said Ryan
"Here are your winners, Thunderbolt and JACK THRELFALL" said Lola
"Well done to these former rivals tonight, with a little help from Hyozanru" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
No music plays and Ricky Vulturn walks to the ring. The fans boo him.
"This next match is a Chairs match, the only way to win is by pinfall or submission and the use of steel chairs is legal, the winning rookie in this match will also receive a full time EFW Contract, introducing first, from Albuquerque, New Mexico, weighing 265 pounds, RICKY VULTURN" said Lola
"Well let's recap how this match came to be, Vulturn and his opponent, John Pecker teamed together in the Wildcard Tag Tournament but lost in the finals, EFW GMs, Xander Taurus and Henry Michaels were impressed by both men and decided that one of them deserved to compete full time, so they agreed to put them both in this chairs match" said Travis
'Ignition' by Tobymac plays and John Pecker runs on stage wearing a black sleeveless jacket with a hood, he removes the hood and raises his arm, the fans cheer and John smiles, he runs to the ring, jumps on the apron and springs into the ring. His ring attire was a pair of red shorts (The type of shorts worn by the likes of David Otunga, Bobby Lashley, Magnus & Alexander Rusev), the shorts had white tiger scratch patterns on the side, on the back, it said 'IGNITION ON' in white letters, John was also wearing red kickpads, white boots, red kneepads, one that had the word 'GO' on in white letters, the other had a picture of a gear on, John was also wearing black elbow pads and red wrist tape. He had also gotten a blonde streak put in his hair.
"And his opponent, from Davenport, Iowa, weighing 222 pounds, JOHN PECKER" said Lola as the fans cheer.
The bell rings.
"Here we go, Lockup to start, Pecker pushing Vulturn into the corner" said Ryan
"Referee requesting Pecker to break, which Pecker does, Vulturn tries to leave the ring BUT PECKER grabbing the ankle of Ricky Vulturn" said Travis
"AND PECKER with the side headlock takedown" said Ryan
"Both men back to their feet, Pecker still has the side headlock, Vulturn pushes Pecker into the ropes, then the Irish whip by Vulturn into the ropes, Pecker rebounds off the ropes, AND PECKER hits a running shoulder block" said Travis
"Vulturn escapes the ring, goes for the chair, AND PECKER from behind preventing Vulturn from getting the chair, now another lockup on the outside, PECKER cleaning out the chairs" said Ryan
"VULTURN with a punch to the face of John Pecker" said Travis
"Vulturn grabbing the chair, Pecker sees it and now this staredown, Pecker backing up, VULTURN went for the chair shot but Pecker sidestepped and Vulturn hit nothing but the barricade" said Ryan
"Goes for another chair shot BUT PECKER sidesteps again and Vulturn hitting the steel post" said Travis
"Vulturn goes for a third attempt, BUT PECKER dodges again and Vulturn hitting the steel steps" said Ryan
"Pecker back in, Vulturn back in and Pecker quickly gets back out" said Travis
"Pecker quickly back in and he has a chair" said Ryan
"Now the playing field has been levelled" said Travis
"Staredown by these 2, BOTH MEN TAKE A SWING" said Ryan
"Chairs knocked out of both men's hands AND PECKER with a punch to the gut of Ricky Vulturn" said Travis
"Follows it up with multiple punches to the head and kicks to the gut, backing Vulturn into the corner" said Ryan
"Pecker sets up that chair in an unfolded position" said Travis
"Pecker going back after Vulturn, Irish whip into the opposing corner, Vulturn bounces right out of the corner, Pecker rebounds off the ropes AND THE ONE HANDED BULLDOG ONTO THE CHAIR" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"Only a 2 count there, Pecker going after the chair, folds it up, GOES FOR THE SWING but Vulturn pulling referee Zack Darrens infront of him in time" said Travis
"NOW VULTURN trying to grab the chair and these 2 engaging in a tug of war for the chair" said Ryan
"Both men end up dropping the chair out of the ring AND VULTURN with a kick to the knee of Pecker" said Travis
"Follows it up with one to the face too" said Ryan
"And a punch to the face too" said Travis
"Now a kick to the kidney" said Ryan
"Now a necklock, Vulturn dragging Pecker to the centre of the ring, Vulturn gets behind Pecker" said Travis
"AND VULTURN with the pump handle slam" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"Only a 2 count, now Vulturn sets Pecker up AND A PUNCH to the face, and another, and another, and one more that takes down Pecker" said Travis
"Pecker rolls out of the ring, Vulturn with the taunt and follows him out" said Ryan
"Vulturn IRISH WHIPS PECKER right into the steps, now Vulturn grabbing the chair AND A SHOT to the back of John Pecker" said Travis
"Pecker crawling up the ramp AND VULTURN with another chair shot to the back" said Ryan
"Pecker now on the stage, AND VULTURN WITH ANOTHER STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK" said Travis
"Vulturn throwing away the chair, now going back to the ring, NO! He's grabbing the steps and standing them up at the bottom of the ramp" said Ryan
"No Disqualification, this is all legal" said Travis
"Vulturn back up the ramp, Pecker trying to fight back AND VULTURN with a kick to the gut" said Ryan
"And a shot to the back of the head, now setting Pecker up for...oh no, Vulturn is setting up for the Piledriver" said Travis
"He can't, the Piledriver is banned in wrestling" said Ryan
"PECKER counters with a back body drop" said Travis
"Pecker back to his feet and...he's going backstage?" asked Ryan
"You'd think that 50 chairs would be enough, where's he going?" asked Travis
Pecker comes back with an office chair (The one with 6 wheels on the bottom).
"I don't think that chair is legal" said Travis
"No DQ, everything's legal" said Ryan
"Remember that there are steel steps on the bottom of the ramp" said Travis
"Pecker seating Vulturn in the chair, Pecker getting a bottle of water, pouring it on Vulturn's face to wake him up" said Ryan
"Vulturn is awake AND PECKER PUSHING THE CHAIR INTO THE STEPS, Vulturn went shoulder first into the steps" said Travis
"Pecker back down the ramp, grabs the head of Vulturn, BUT VULTURN with a steel chair to the stomach" said Ryan
"Vulturn back to his feet AND A KICK to the face of John Pecker" said Travis
"Followed by one to the gut" said Ryan
"Now Vulturn unfolding the chair, and placing it around the neck of John Pecker" said Travis
"Oh no, VULTURN PUSHING PECKER INTO THE STEEL POST" said Ryan
"Vulturn now, gets Pecker back into the ring, grabs a chair, gets himself back in the ring" said Travis
"Vulturn standing over Pecker, AND A STEEL CHAIR SHOT to the face" said Ryan
"Now pressing that chair on the throat of John Pecker" said Travis
"Unfolds the chair, places it on Pecker and now just sitting on the chair" said Ryan
"John Pecker is trapped under that chair" said Travis
"Now Pecker trying to power out of it AND HE DOES, HOW DID HE DO THAT?" asked Ryan
"Now Vulturn went for the chair shot but Pecker with the kick to the gut followed by a sequence of punches to the temple" said Travis
"Pecker rebounds off the ropes AND A SHOULDER BLOCK, went for the second BUT VULTURN tossing the chair right in the face of John Pecker" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"Only a 2 count, Pecker using the ropes to get back to his feet, VULTURN with a shot to the head, now tying him up in the ropes" said Travis
"Now Vulturn with shot after shot to the temple" said Ryan
"Vulturn going after the chair, referee trying to release Pecker but Vulturn telling him to back off" said Travis
"AND VULTURN with a steel chair shot to the gut" said Ryan
"Vulturn escaping the ring, still has the chair AND A SHOT TO THE BACK of Pecker" said Travis
"Vulturn back in the ring, goes for another chair shot BUT PECKER COUNTERS with the kick to the gut" said Ryan
"Pecker is out of the ropes, has Vulturn set up AND HITS THE SPINOUT POWERBOMB" said Travis
"Now Pecker HITS THE RUNNING ELBOW DROP" said Ryan
"Pecker sets up Vulturn, has him up for a Samoan Drop BUT VULTURN escapes AND VULTURN HITS THE BLACK HOLE SLAM" said Travis
1! 2! Kickout
"Only a 2 count, Vulturn leaves the ring, gets a chair, back in the ring, wedges it in the corner" said Ryan
"Vulturn has Pecker, going to throw him into the chair, PECKER COUNTERS AND VULTURN GOES INTO THE STEEL CHAIR" said Travis
"AND PECKER WITH THE DROP TOE HOLD" said Ryan
"Pecker now going for a figure four leglock, BUT VULTURN pushing Pecker into the corner and into the steel chair" said Travis
"Vulturn looking to take advantage, goes into the cover" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"WHAT! How did John Pecker kick out of that?" asked Travis
"Vulturn, out of the ring, getting another chair, back in the ring, on the middle rope, GOES FOR THE DIVING CHAIR SHOT BUT PECKER MOVED OUT OF THE WAY" said Ryan
"And Vulturn may have injured his arm when he landed" said Travis
"Vulturn and Pecker both crawling to the chair, Pecker gets their first, SHOT to the gut of Ricky Vulturn AND A SHOT TO THE BACK OF VULTURN TOO" said Ryan
"Pecker is in control, goes to the top rope, waits for Vulturn to get back to his feet, AND PECKER WITH THE DIVING LEG DROP WITH THE CHAIR" said Travis
"Pecker unfolds the chair, goes out of the ring and grabs 5 more chairs" said Ryan
"Back in the ring, unfold all 5, sets them up in a rectangle" said Travis
"Now going back after Vulturn, sets him up for a Samoan Drop, NO IT'S A FIREMAN'S CARRY SLAM ONTO THE CHAIRS" said Ryan
"That has to be it, Pecker into the cover" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, JOHN PECKER" said Lola
"NO WAY, JOHN PECKER JUST BEAT RICKY VULTURN" said Ryan
"Well done to Pecker, the newest member of the EFW Roster" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
'Amen Hallelujah' plays and Ashley Marie Brooks walks to the ring, swaying her hips.
"This next match is a Championship on a Pole match for the EFW Blossoms Championship, the Blossoms Title will be hung from the top of a pole, the first one to get it down and claim full possession of it will be the winner, introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana, she is the current EFW Blossoms Champion, ASHLEY MARIE BROOKS" said Lola as the fans cheered.
"Here comes the beautiful Blossoms Champion, Ashley Marie Brooks has been the champion for 2 months and hoping to go for 3" said Ryan
'Rockstar' by Miley Cyrus plays and Jennifer walks to the ring, blowing kisses to the fans.
"And her opponent, the challenger, from Gainesville, Georgia, JENNIFER SMITH" said Lola as the fans cheered
"The lovely Jennifer Smith, the current tag partner of Ashley Brooks but tonight she is her opponent" said Ryan
The bell rings
"Here we are, lockup by these 2 Blossoms, AND ASHELY with a knee to the gut" said Travis
"And Ashley continues with multiple knees" said Ryan
"FOLLOWED BY A COMPLETE SHOT INTO THE CORNER" said Travis
"Now Ashley goes for a Superkick, BUT JENNIFER CAUGHT IT" said Ryan
"AND JENNIFER WITH THE URA NAGE" said Travis
"Jennifer now crawling over to the corner which the belt is hanging, going to take it down, remember that you need full possession of the belt" said Ryan
"Ashley Brooks with a shot to the back, now up on the top rope with Jennifer, JENNIFER with a forearm to the head, ASHLEY responds with a forearm of her own" said Travis
"Jennifer with another forearm, Ashley with another forearm, Ashley again, then a shot to the gut, WOAH, ASHLEY WITH A FRANKENSTEINER FROM THE TOP" said Ryan
"Surprisingly, not a move we see often by Ashley" said Travis
"True, now both Blossoms slow to get up, Ashley to her feet first, goes to the top, fingertips on the belt" said Ryan
"AND JENNIFER WITH THE ELECTRIC CHAIR FROM THE TOP" said Travis
"WAIT, ASHLEY TOOK DOWN THE BELT" said Ryan
"But she dropped it before she hit the mat so this match will continue until someone has full possession of the belt" said Travis
"Both Blossoms crawling towards the belt, Ashley is closer, BUT JENNIFER with the STF, Preventing Ashley from getting closer, I think Ashley just passed out" said Ryan
"AND JENNIFER GRABS THE BELT, SHE WINS" said Travis
"Here is your winner and the NEW EFW BLOSSOMS CHAMPION, JENNIFER SMITH" said Lola
"WE HAVE A NEW BLOSSOMS CHAMPION" said Travis
"Well done to Jennifer, and Ashley giving a hug to the new champion" said Ryan
==Commercial Break==
Joseph Winters' music plays and the Irishman walks to the ring wearing a light green version of his attire. The fans cheer.
"This next match is an Extreme Rules Tag Team Match for the EFW World Tag Team Championships, introducing first, from Dublin, Ireland, weighing 155 pounds, JOSEPH WINTERS" said Lola
Martin Scarab's music plays and the Magician walks to the ring, performing small magic tricks.
"And his partner, from the Double Cross Ranch in Amarillo, Texas, 'The Magician', MARTIN SCARAB" said Lola as the fans cheered.
H20's music plays and Hunter and Hannah Layla approach the ring together, Hunter wearing a blue version of his attire. The fans cheer for the tag champions.
"And their opponents, they are the current EFW World Tag Team Champions, Hunter Blakesfield, Hannah Layla, H20" said Lola.
The Bell Rings
"Here we go, Hunter starts things off with Winters, lockup to begin, Hunter with the side headlock takedown" said Ryan
"Winters using the head scissors to escape, both men back to their feet AND WINTERS with a kick to the gut of Hunter And A Shot To the head" said Travis
"Winters with a Discus Elbow to Hannah on the apron HUNTER with a shot after shot to the back of Winters, AND MARTIN from behind, now Joey and The Magician, double teaming Hunter, backing the undefeated Tag Champion into their corner, double Irish whip, AND HANNAH LAYLA FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT DIVING CROSS BODY TO BOTH THE CHALLENGERS" said Ryan
"H20 is an unpredictable duo" said Travis
"Winters back to his feet, Hunter rebounds off the ropes AND THAT CLOTHESLINE sends Winters over the ropes and down to the floor" said Ryan
"And Hunter TOSSES MARTIN SCARAB OUT OF THE RING" said Travis
"Hunter on the table as both men back to their feet AND HUNTER WITH THE RUNNING DOUBLE CLOTHELINE OFF THE APRON to both men" said Ryan
"Now Hunter picks up both men, holds them in position, Hannah sees it, rebounds off the ropes AND EXECUTES A HUGE SOMERSAULT OVER THE ROPES taking out both Winters and Scarab" said Travis
"Hannah now gets Scarab back in the ring, Hunter grabbing his entrance jacket AND USING IT TO CHOAK OUT JOSEPH WINTERS" said Ryan
"Hunter now tries to Irish whip Winters into that shopping cart on the apron full of weapons, BUT WINTERS REVERSES IT an Hunter sent into the weapons" said Travis
"In the ring, Martin out of the corner with that clothesline to Hannah" said Ryan
"Winters back in the ring, now Martin and Winters gonna work together AND THEY BOTH HIT that double gutbuster to Hannah Layla" said Travis
"Winters picking Hannah back up, hooks the arms like a chicken wing hold, Scarab rebounds off the ropes, WOAH, Hannah Layla side stepping the superman punch and Scarab accidently striking his own partner" said Ryan
"Hunter rolls a kendo stick into the ring, Hannah picks it up AND STRIKES JOSEPH WINTERS in the side" said Travis
"AND A SHOT SO THE MID SECTION OF MARTIN SCARAB" said Ryan
"Magician down to his knees AND HANNAH with a kendo stick shot to the back, AND ONE TO THE BACK OF WINTERS" said Travis
"AND HUNTER with a trash can lid to the face of Martin Scarab AND A SHOT with the lid to the face of Winters" said Ryan
H20 taunt
"H20 feeling fired up, Hunter places the trash can lid under the head of Joseph Winters, Hunter to the middle rope, goes for the diving elbow drop BUT WINTERS ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY" said Ryan
"Winters with the running kick to the gut of Hannah Layla followed by an uppercut" said Travis
"Winters grabbing that kendo stick AND A SHOT TO THE BACK OF HUNTER" said Ryan
"Tag Champs in trouble here, Winters WITH THE KENDO STICK to the gut of Hannah Layla AND ONE TO THE BACK" said Travis
"Scarab has the trash can lid AND SMACKS HUNTER in the back with it" said Ryan
"Scarab now has the legs of Hannah, Winters on the apron, Scarab SLINGSHOTS HANNAH into that forearm smack to the face of Hannah, AND WINTERS WITHTHE SPRINGBOARD ELBOW" said Travis
"Now going for it on Hunter but with a trash can lid shot rather than a forearm, Scarab with the slingshot AND HUNTER COUTERS WITH A FOREARM SHOT TO WINTERS" said Ryan
"Now Hunter SMACKS SCARAB with the trash can lid, now placing the lid on Scarab" said Travis
"Hunter sets up Winters, HIP TOSS OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO THE SCARAB AND THE TRASH CAN LID" said Ryan
"Now Hunter telling Hannah to get to the top rope, Hannah to the top, Hunter pulling something out of the Trash Can...IT'S A FOOTBALL HELMET" said Travis
"Hunter giving Hannah the helmet, Hannah putting it on, Hunter has the legs of Winters, HANNAH WITH A DIVING HEADBUTT TO THE GROIN OF JOSEPH WINTERS WHILE WEARING THAT FOOTBALL HELMET" said Ryan
"If Winters didn't before, he'll never have kids now" said Travis
"BUT SCARAB FROM BEHIND, HAS THE LID AND A SHOT TO THE FACE OF HUNTER AND ONE TO HANNAH while he still had the helmet on" said Ryan
"Scarab with a trash can lid shot to a grounded Hannah Layla" said Travis
"Scarab picking up Hannah Layla, Irish whip into the corner, now Scarab setting up for a running clothesline in the corner BUT HANNAH LAYLA MOVING OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME" said Ryan
"Now Hunter gets Scarab and places him in a tree of woe, does the same with Winters, Hannah Layla getting the trash can, wedges it in the ropes near the challengers faces" said Travis
"AND HUNTER WITH THE RUNNING DROPKICK INTO THE TRASH CAN" said Ryan
"Now Hunter and Hannah picking up the challengers AND BOTH HIT DDT'S" said Travis
"Hunter with the cover on Winters and Hannah with the cover on Scarab" said Ryan
1! 2! Both Winters and Scarab got their feet on the ropes.
"Both challengers getting their feet on the ropes, Hunter escapes the ring, going under the ring and getting a table" said Travis
"Hunter gets the table and himself back in the ring, now going after Scarab and seating him on the top rope, Hannah going to set up the table BUT WINTERS with a shot to the back of Hannah Layla" said Ryan
"Now Hunter on the middle rope, WINTERS shot to the back of Hunter, Winters to the middle rope, wait, Hannah setting Winters up for a powerbomb" said Travis
"OH MY GOD! That powerbomb from Hannah caused Winters to hit a back suplex to Hunter which caused Hunter to Superplex Scarab" said Ryan
"A 4 man tower of doom" said Travis
"Hannah into the cover on Winters" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"NO! Only a count of 2, Hannah, picking up Winters, has the head, going for a sliced bread move BUT WINTERS PUSHING HIM FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE ARENA FLOOR" said Travis
"Winters on the apron, has that Trash Can, OH MY GOD! WINTERS WITH THE MOONSAULT FROM THE APRON WITH THE TRASH CAN" said Ryan
"In the ring, Hunter sets the table up in the corner, going after Scarab, BUT SCARAB with the kick to the gut, now rebounds off the ropes, HUNTER avoiding the knee AND HUNTER WITH THE NECKBREAKER" said Travis
"Hunter now, has Scarab on his shoulders, could be going for the Eight Second Ride, BUT SCARAB escaping, Winters in AND BOTH THE CHALLENGERS DOUBLE CHOAKSLAM ONTO HUNTER THROUGH THE TABLE" said Ryan
"Hunter was able to roll out of the ring, Hannah back in, charges at the challengers BUT WINTERS WITH THE SUPERKICK...AND SCARAB WITH THE MAGIC CIRCLE LIONSAULT, THAT HAS TO BE IT!" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here are your winners and the NEW EFW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, MARTIN SCARAB AND JOSEPH WINTERS" said Lola
"WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS" said Ryan
"Well done to Winters and Scarab, scoring their first taste of Championship Gold" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
Duke Jackson's music plays and Duke walks to the ring, pretending to escape from a straight jacket.
"The following contest is a Clockwork Orange House Of Fun Match, in this match a chain link wall is erected on one side of the ring with chains wrapped from it to various points on the ring itself with weapons hanging from them. The only way to win is by pinfall or submission and falls count anywhere, introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, DUKE JACKSON" said Lola as the fans cheered.
'Monster' by Skillet plays and Blake Roberts slowly walks to the ring and gets on the turnbuckle, looking out into the crowd, shaking his head as if he doesn't like what he sees. He was wearing black shorts, knee pads, black combat boots, black wrist tapes, black elbow pads and a black T-Shirt that said 'Detroit Made' on the front. He had slicked back black hair, with a lip ring ,tattooed arms and a goatee. The fans boo him.
"And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 236 pounds, BLAKE ROBERTS" said Lola
The bell rings
"AND DUKE starts off with a Superkick" said Ryan
"And a backhand chop, and another, and another" said Travis
"Duke now, Irish whips Blake into the ropes AND HITS THE RUNNING JUMPING CLOTHESLINE" said Ryan
"Now Duke, detaching the trash can from the chain, AND A SHOT TO THE FACE OF BLAKE ROBERTS" said Travis
"That trash can shot sent Blake out of the ring" said Ryan
"Duke on the apron AND HITS THE LEAPING STOMP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD" said Travis
"Duke getting Blake back up, leaning him against the barricade AND A DOUBLE backhand chop to the chest" said Ryan
"Duke now, SLAMMING BLAKE ROBERTS FACE INTO THE FENCED SIDE OF THE RING" said Travis
"Now using the fence like a cheese grater onto Roberts' face" said Ryan
"Blake is bleeding, Duke gets Blake and himself back in the ring" said Travis
"Duke getting Blake back to his feet, Irish whip into the ropes, Blake rebounds into the ropes AND DUKE WITH A DROP TOE HOLD, SENDING BLAKE'S FACE INTO THE TRASH CAN" said Ryan
"Duke seats Blake in the corner AND NOW CHOAKING HIM OUT WITH HIS FOOT" said Travis
"Duke backs away into the opposite corner...CHARGES AT BLAKE, BUT BLAKE TOSSES THE FLATTENED TRASH CAN INTO THE FACE OF DUKE" said Ryan
"Now Blake grabbing a weapon...it's another trash can...AND HE SMASHES DUKE IN THE FACE WITH THE TRASH CAN" said Travis
"Blake tosses Duke to the arena floor, then leaves the ring himself, picks Duke up...AND SLAMS HIS FACE INTO THE STEEL RING POST" said Ryan
"Now Blake just with the chinlock" said Travis
"OH MY, Now Blake appears to be raking the eyes of Duke Jackson" said Ryan
"Blake picking up Duke again, now HE'S using the fence as a cheese grater onto the face of Duke" said Travis
"And back to the chinlock, remember that this is falls count anywhere" said Ryan
"Blake releases, Duke back up AND QUICKLY HITS THE BACKHAND CHOP" said Travis
"BUT BLAKE with a running boot to the face" said Ryan
"Roberts grabbing the hair of Duke Jackson...AND SLAMS HIS FACE into the steps" said Travis
"Blake gets Duke back in the ring, OH MY GOD Duke is bleeding" said Ryan
"He is wearing the crimson mask, Blake goes for a weapon, a trash can lid, going for another one, takes them both down, BUT HE dropped one of the lids" said Travis
"Goes outside to get it, back in, AND HITS DUKE in the face with the lid in his right hand, then the left, right, left, right, left, AND ONE MORE that takes down Duke Jackson" said Ryan
"Oh, Blake is bleeding too, Roberts signals for Duke to get back up, Duke on one knee AND BLAKE SANDWICHING HIS HEAD WITH THOSE TWO LIDS" said Travis
"Blake now, dropping both lids, picking up that trash can, AND WEDGING IT IN THE CORNER" said Ryan
"Blake going back to Duke, goes for the Irish Whip...BUT DUKE REVERSES AND BLAKE WENT SPINE FIRST INTO THE TRASH CAN" said Travis
"Blake is hurt, Duke crawling towards the weapons...BUT BLAKE WITH THE ANKLE LOCK APPLIED" said Ryan
"Ref asking if Duke wants to quit but Duke refusing to give up" said Travis
"If you think about all the weapons hanging from the chain, chairs, kendo sticks, pipes and even a stapler and these 2 only using trash cans and trash can lids" said Ryan
"WAIT, DUKE escaped the Ankle Lock and now both men are down" said Travis
"Blake up first AND A KICK to the head of Duke, Blake now going for a weapon, he takes down a steel chair" said Ryan
"Wait, Blake setting up the chair in a position where you would actually sit on it" said Travis
"Blake picks up Duke, Irish whip, Duke rebounds off the ropes, Duke avoids the drop toe hold, quickly grabbing the chair AND THROWS IT RIGHT IN THE FACE OF BLAKE ROBERTS" said Ryan
"Blake gets back up, DUKE with the backhand chop, and another, and another, and another AND FOLLOWS IT UP with the spinning heel kick" said Travis
"Duke picks up Blake, Irish whip into the ropes, Blake reverses into one of his own, Duke rebounds off the ropes, Duke dodges the clothesline AND HITS THE JUMPING SPIN KICK" said Ryan
"Blake rolls into the corner, seated down AND DUKE WITH THE RUNNING FACE WASH" said Travis
"Now Duke gets Blake back to his feet, kick to the gut, AND A FACEBUSTER" said Ryan
"Blake rolls onto the apron AND DUKE with a kick to the head" said Travis
"Blake to the arena floor, Duke sees the table, sets it up near the ramp, lays Blake Roberts on the table" said Ryan
"Now Duke with the Lou Thez Press on the table and the shots to the head of Blake Roberts" said Travis
"Duke gets off Blake, now Duke back in the ring and...going to the top? WAIT! HE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO GO THROUGHT THE POSTS?" said Ryan
"If he weighed about 7 more pounds then he wouldn't fit through there" said Travis
"NOOO! DUKE WITH THE SOMERSAULT TO BLAKE SENDING BOTH MEN THROUGH THE TABLE!" said Ryan
"Wait! DUKE WITH THE COVER! Falls Count Anywhere" said Travis
1! 2! Kickout
"WHAT! HOW DO YOU KICK OUT OF THAT?! HOW DOES ANYONE KICK OUT OF THAT?!" asked Travis
"Now Duke, gets Blake back in, Duke picking up what should be the corpse of Blake Roberts" said Ryan
"Duke with the Irish whip, BLAKE REVERSES WITH THE KICK TO THE GUT...AND THE DDT" said Travis
"He calls that DDT, The Aneurysm" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"NO! EVERYONE IN THIS ARENA IS IN SHOCK! HOW DID DUKE JACKSON KICK OUT OF THAT!?" asked Ryan
"I don't know, all I know is this match will continue" said Travis
"Blake gets Duke out of the ring, now taking him up the ramp" said Ryan
"OH MY GOD! HE JUST THREW HIM RIGHT OFF THE RAMP AND THROUGH A TABLE" said Travis
"EVERYONE IN THIS ARENA IS SHOCKED! LOOK HOW FAR THAT DROP WAS!" said Ryan
"That has to be it, Blake gets off the ramp and into the cover" said Travis
1! 2! Kickout
"WHAT?! DID HE JUST SAY 2?! UN-FREAKING-BELIEVEABLE!" said Travis
"Now Blake pulling Duke by the hair back to the ring AND SLAMS HIS FACE into the steel steps" said Ryan
"Blake now going under the ring, not finding anything, KICK to the head of Duke Jackson" said Travis
"Blake going to the other side of the ring, finds what he needs, what has he got?...Oh no, HANDCUFFS" said Ryan
"He's got handcuffs and he's handcuffing Duke Jackson's hands together around the steel ring post, no disqualification, this is all legal" said Travis
"Duke Jackson is defenceless, Blake going back to the weapons, grabbing a Kendo Stick...AND GRABBING A STAPLE GUN" said Ryan
"Leaving the staple gun in the ring" said Travis
"KENDO STICK IN HAND...AND A SHOT TO THE BACK OF DUKE JACKSON" said Ryan
"AND ANOTHER KENDO STICK SHOT TO DUKE'S BACK" said Travis
"What's this? Blake requesting a microphone?" asked Ryan
"HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH?! DO YOU GIVE UP?! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH?!" asked Blake before holding the mic. to Duke's face.
"PISS OFF YOU SON OF A BITCH" said Duke
"You gotta admire the heart and determination of Duke Jackson" said Ryan
"AND BLAKE with another Kendo Stick shot to Duke's back" said Travis
Blake grabs the mic. again.
"I would say that this hurts me more than it hurts you...BUT I'D BE LYING, HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH?!" asked Blake
"GIMME MORE YOU P****" said Duke
"WOAH, Duke asking for more AND HE RECIEVES ANOTHER KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE BACK" said Ryan
"And look at this, EFW General Managers, Xander Taurus and Henry Michaels both coming down and requesting that the handcuffs be removed, to at least give Jackson a chance to fight back" said Travis
"Well I believe you gotta admire the heart in Duke Jackson, handcuffs off, and Blake with a chair and a microphone" said Ryan
"I'll give you one more chance Duke, HAVE...YOU...HAD...ENOUGH?!" asked Blake
"SCREW...YOU" said Duke
"Oh no, Blake backing up, goes for the running start...AND DUKE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, BLAKE HITTING NOTHING BUT THE STEEL POST" said Travis
"AND DUKE WITH THE SUPERKICK SENDING THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF BLAKE ROBERTS" said Ryan
"Duke takes advantage, grabs the chair...AND DUKE WITH THE CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF BLAKE ROBERTS" said Travis
"Both men back in, Duke grabs the 2 trash can lids, AND SMACKS BLAKE IN THE FACE WITH ONE, THEN THE OTHER, drops one, AND HITS HIM SQUARE IN THE FACE WITH THE OTHER" said Ryan
"Now Duke has the Kendo Stick in hand, AND A SHOT TO THE BACK OF BLAKE ROBERTS" said Travis
"Getting some retribution, ANOTHER SHOT TO THE BACK, AND ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER" said Ryan
"Now Duke climbing the ropes, going for another weapon...AND HE GRABS THE STAPLE GUN" said Travis
"Going back to Blake, pulling the hair, uh oh, placing the staple gun to the head" said Ryan
Duke pulls the trigger.
"OH MY, THAT HAD TO HURT!" said Travis
"RIGHT INTO THE CUT! RIGHT INTO THE OPEN WOUND! AND HE SHOOTS HIM WITH THE STAPLE GUN AGAIN" said Ryan
"NOT ANOTHER ONE! DUKE WITH THE THIRD STAPLE INTO THE FOREHEAD OF BLAKE ROBERTS" said Travis
"Duke tosses away the Staple Gun, gets Blake back to his feet, Duke rebounds off the ropes, and...OH MY GOD!" said Ryan
"DUKE WENT FOR A RUNNING MOVE, POSSIBLY THE SHINING WIZARD, AND BLAKE BACK BODY DROPPED HIM TO THE FENCE AND ACTUALLY CAUSED THE FENCE TO FALL OVER!" said Travis
"AND BLAKE INTO THE COVER" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"WHAT! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! THERE IS NO WAY THAT DUKE COULD HAVE ACTUALLY KICKED OUT OF THAT" said Ryan
"Well he did, Blake gets Duke and himself into the ring, Irish whips him into the ropes, OH MY GOD!" said Travis
"BLAKE ROBERTS APPLYING A STANDING VERSION OF THE ANACONDA VISE ONTO DUKE" said Ryan
"I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY ESCAPE" said Travis
"Wait, I think Duke may have just passed out!" said Ryan
"Referee checking...he has, the match is over" said Travis
"Here is your winner, BLAKE ROBERTS" said Lola
"Oh my god, Duke looks hurt, I think he needs medical assistance" said Ryan
"Blake, impressive here in his debut" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
'Fight Music' by D12 plays and Demonic DJ breakdances down the ramp. The fans boo him
"The following contest is a 4 Way Elimination Street Fight for the EFW Zero G Championship, introducing first, from Miami, Florida, he is the current EFW Zero G Champion, DEMONIC DJ" said Lola
Giant Guppy's music plays and the Australian walks to the ring holding a Boomerang. The fans cheer.
"And the challengers, first, from Melbourne, Australia, GIANT GUPPY" said Lola
"Well, here is Giant Guppy, kind of embracing his Australian nationality with that Boomerang" said Travis
Barberino's music plays and Barberino walks to the ring. The fans cheer
"Introducing next, from Perry, Oklahoma, weighing 199 pounds, BARBERINO" said Lola
"I know I said this guy was once a Navy Seal but I misspoke, he is really a former Unites States Marine" said Ryan
'California' by Jim Johnson plays and Randy Newton walks to the ring. The fans boo.
"And the final participant, from California, RANDY NEWTON" said Lola
The Bell rings.
"Here we go, Barberino starts the match with a running shoulder block to Demonic DJ" said Travis
"Giant Guppy with a running high knee to Randy Newton, DJ back up quickly AND BARBERINO with the neckbreaker" said Ryan
"Lockup be Guppy and Newton, Newton with the necklock, Barberino has the necklock in on DJ but DJ reverses into a side headlock" said Travis
"NEWTON with a back suplex to Guppy and DJ with the enziguri to Barberino" said Ryan
"Newton picking up Guppy, places him in the corner, AND A CORNER CLOTHESLINE to Giant Guppy, AND DJ with a dropkick to the back of Barberino" said Travis
"Barberino quickly back up, DJ to the outside, Barberino on the apron, Guppy with a backhand chop to Newton AND BARBERINO WITH A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE TO GIANT GUPPY" said Ryan
"Guppy dodges it though, AND GUPPY with a modified neckbreaker, Newton quickly into the rear waistlock to Barberino, but Barberino reverses into a front necklock" said Travis
"Newton reverses into an wristlock AND A KICK TO THE MID SECTION" said Ryan
"Guppy with a dropkick taking down Barberino AND NEWTON with the knee drop" said Travis
1! Guppy breaks
"Guppy and Newton lock up, BARBERINO with the reverse elbow to Guppy, Newton with the reverse dropkick to Barberino" said Ryan
"DJ back in the ring, picks up Guppy AND HITS THE REVERSE SWINGING NECBREAKER" said Travis
"Newton gets Barberino into the corner AND A HUGE LARIET" said Ryan
"DJ picking up Guppy, goes for the Irish whip into the ropes BUT GUPPY reverses, DJ rebounds off the ropes AND GUPPY with another modified neckbreaker" said Travis
"Newton takes down Barberino AND ANOTHER KNEE DROP" said Ryan
"Guppy has DJ on the apron AND THAT SHOULDER BLOCK TAKES HIM DOWN" said Travis
"Guppy sets Newton up, Guppy charges at Newton AND LOCKS HIM IN THE CHRISTO" said Ryan
"Newton quickly back up, Guppy goes for the Irish whip into the corner BUT NEWTON reverses and sends Guppy into the turnbuckle" said Travis
"DJ sends Barberino out of the ring, Newton ROLLS UP GUPPY, FEET ON THE ROPES" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"GIANT GUPPY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Lola
"Giant Guppy is in shock, I'm in shock, these people are in shock, Giant Guppy is the first elimination in this match" said Ryan
"DJ charges at Newton, BUT NEWTON, sidesteps, sending DJ into the corner, roll up, going for the same thing again" said Travis
1! Kickout
"No! DJ isn't going to fall for a trick like that BUT HE DID walk right into a kick to the gut by Newton AND NEWTON FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BACKSTABBER" said Ryan
"Now Newton picks up DJ, dragging him to the centre of the ring, has him set up for the New-Killer, NO, DEMONIC DJ COUNTERS INTO A STUNNER" said Travis
1! 2! Kickout
"NO! Newton kicked out of DJ's Stunner, Newton back to his feet, DJ rebounds off the ropes, coming at Newton, BUT NEWTON counters, Newton behind DJ, AND NEWTON HITS THE NEW-KILLER ONTO DEMONIC DJ" said Ryan
1! 2! 3!
"DEMONIC DJ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Lola
"WHAT!? DEMONIC DJ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Ryan
"Well that means that we are guaranteed a new champion" said Travis
"Now Newton to the outside, remember that this is falls count anywhere in this street fight" said Ryan
"Newton with the cover on Barberino" said Travis
1! Kickout
"Barberino given time to recover" said Travis
"Newton picks up Barberino, IRISH WHIP INTO THE STEEL STEPS" said Ryan
"Newton looking under the ring, pulling out a chair, AND A SMACK TO THE BACK OF BARBERINO" said Travis
"Remember that Barberino is a tough guy, a former United States Marine" said Ryan
"But remember that Randy Newton is dangerous" said Travis
"Newton gets Barberino back in, drops the chair, going under the ring and pulling out a table" said Ryan
"Newton gets the table in the ring, going to set it up" said Travis
"Table set up, Newton gets Barberino in the corner, gets him to the top rope" said Ryan
"Oh no, Newton has Barberino on his shoulders" said Travis
"SAMOAN DROP, RANDY NEWTON WITH THE SAMOAN DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE, THAT HAS TO BE IT, NEWTON INTO THE CORNER" said Ryan
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner and the NEW EFW ZERO G CHAMPION, RANDY NEWTON" said Lola
"We have a new Zero G Champion, Randy Newton" said Ryan
"First he eliminated Giant Guppy, then DJ, then he hit that Samoan Drop through the table from the top rope, to take out Barberino" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
"Ladies and Gentlemen, up next is our main event, the 12 man weapons gauntlet for the EFW World Heavyweight Championship" said Ryan
"That's up next but don't forget to join us for our next PPV, Chaos" said Travis
"Live from Toledo, Ohio, there will be Chaos" said Ryan
"Well, time for the main event" said Travis
"The following contest is a 12 man weapons gauntlet for the EFW World Heavyweight Championship. In this match, the first 2 superstars will start, bringing one weapon each of their choice to the ring, at random time intervals the next entrants will enter 2 at a time, each bringing weapons, this will continue until all 12 men have entered the ring, elimination occurs by being thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the floor, when we reach the final 2, the match must end by pinfall or submission, the last man left will be the winner and will be the World Heavyweight Champion" said Lola
Strong Army Background music plays and SGT Hardin walks to the ring with a ladder. The fans boo him.
"Introducing entrant number 1, from West Newsbury, Massachusetts, SGT HARDIN" said Lola
"Well SGT Hardin getting the number one spot in the gauntlet, major disadvantage" said Ryan
Strong Army Background music plays and CPL Wilczynski walks to the ring with a Steel Pipe. He receives a mixed reaction from the fans.
"Introducing entrant number 2, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, CPL WILCZYNSKI" said Lola
"Woah, SGT Hardin has to start things off with his powerhouse of a tag partner, this should be interesting" said Travis
The bell rings.
"Here we go, time for the weapons gauntlet, Hardin suggesting that they don't fight and should wait for the next entrants" said Ryan
"CPL seems to agree" said Travis
Both men stand back to back, Hardin looking at the Heels ramp and CPL looking at the Faces ramp.
"Looks like we're going to have to wait until the next to entrants before we see any wrestling" said Ryan
"WAIT, Hardin turning around and attacking CPL Wilczynski from behind" said Travis
"Now trying the elimination, but CPL escapes it" said Ryan
"Lockup by both members of The Army" said Travis
"CPL pushing Hardin into the corner, BUT HARDIN, tripping up Wilczynski, sending him face first into the middle turnbuckle" said Ryan
"Hardin into the opposite corner, CHARGING AT WILCZYNSKI, BUT the CPL, with a back body drop, sends Hardin over the ropes and onto the apron" said Travis
"WHAT'S THIS, Wilczynski actually helping Hardin back in as the countdown clock starts" sad Ryan
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! NEXT 2 ENTRANTS.
Flare Jack walks to the ring holding a 2x4 plank of wood. Brutal Barry walks to the ring holding a chain.
"The next 2 entrants, FLARE JACK AND BRUTAL BARRY" said Lola
"Here comes one half of the former Tag Team Champions and one half of the future Tag Team Champions" said Ryan
"Flare and Barry in the ring, FLARE, going right after Wilczynski and multiple shots to the gut of the CPL, backing Wilczynski into the ropes, AND A 2X4 SHOT TO THE TEMPLE, SENDS WILCZYNSKI OVER THE ROPES AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR" said Travis
"CPL WILCZYNSKI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Lola
"CPL Wilczynski has been eliminated, only 11 men remain in the match but 3 in the ring, WAIT, Brutal Barry from behind, using that chain to choak out Flare Jack" said Ryan
"Hardin has a hold of that Pipe that Wilczynski brought to the ring, AND HE USES IT to hit Barry on the back of the head, but Barry isn't fazed and Hardin is in shock" said Travis
"AND BARRY with the headbutt, Hardin back up, another headbutt, Hardin back up again, AND a Cutter" said Ryan
"Countdown Clock starts again" said Travis
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! NEXT 2 ENTRANTS
Madd Max walks to the ring with a Baseball Bat. Laughing Leonard walks to the ring with a table.
"The next 2 entrants, MADD MAX AND LAUGHING LEONARD" said Lola
"Max in the ring, Leonard in the ring, MAX goes right after Leonard, drops the bat, multiple shots to the temple, Flare Jack back up, both members of The Misfits rebound off the ropes, DOUBLE DROPKICK to the knees, both men rebound off the side ropes, AND A DOUBLE DROPKICK to both sides of the head of Laughing Leonard" said Ryan
"Wait, Flare has the Headlock, Max has the Snapmare, AND BOTH MEN hit the Headlock Driver and Snapmare Driver Combination" said Travis
"Flare picking up Leonard, laying him against the ropes" said Ryan
"Now signalling for Max to finish him" said Travis
"Max going for a running move here, BUT LEONARD PULLED DOWN THE ROPE" said Ryan
"I DON'T BELIEVE IT, MADD MAX IS OUT" said Travis
"MADD MAX HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Ryan
"Madd Max is out, AND FLARE, with a 2x4 shot knocking out Leonard, Countdown Clock is up for the third time" said Travis
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! NEXT 2 ENTRANTS
Thunder Long walks to the ring with a Kendo Stick and Jason Cage walks to the ring with a steel chair.
"The next 2 entrants, THUNDER LONG AND JASON CAGE" said Lola
"Cage and Long both in the ring, both going right after eachother" said Ryan
"Flare has Barry at the ropes, multiple shots to the face, now backing up, going to get a running start" said Travis
"A HUGE RUNNING CLOTHESLINE THAT TAKES BRUTAL BARRY OVER THE TOP ROPE" said Ryan
"But unfortunately, it eliminated Flare aswell, Flare just eliminated himself" said Travis
"FLARE JACK AND BRUTAL BARRY HAVE BOTH BEEN ELIMINATED" said Lola
"Back in the ring, Cage setting up that Steel Chair in the corner, BUT LEONARD FROM BEHIND" said Ryan
"Leonard THROWING CAGE OVER THE ROPES, but Cage landing on the apron, CAGE, grabbing the head of Leonard and pulling him over the ropes, both men on the apron" said Travis
"Both men trading blows, neither man going down, WAIT, Cage has the Three-Quarter facelock, Jason running towards the corner, SHIRIANU, Cage hits the Shirianu and used the corner to help get himself back in the ring, and take out Leonard" said Ryan
"LAUGHING LEONARD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Lola
"Leonard has been eliminated, still remaining in the ring is Jason Cage, SGT Hardin and Thunder Long" said Ryan
"That's about to change as the Countdown starts again" said Travis
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! NEXT 2 ENTRANTS
MARKK walks to the ring with a Sledgehammer and Powerline walks to the ring with a Police Baton.
"The next 2 entrants, MARKK AND THE CURRENT EFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, POWERLINE" said Lola
"Well here comes the World Heavyweight Champion" said Ryan
"Hardin going right after Jason Cage in the corner, goes for a running move, BUT CAGE SIDESTEPPED IT" said Travis
"AND JASON WITH THAT SUPERKICK, SENDING SGT HARDIN OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR" said Ryan
"SGT HARDIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Travis
"6 Eliminations have been made now" said Ryan
"And I just realised that there are only 2 people left to enter, Bruiser Bencia and Tony 2 Times" said Travis
"Yes and now Cage battling with Long in the corner, Powerline battling with MARKK in the other" said Ryan
"Powerline knocks MARKK down, now getting the table that Leonard brought out, laying MARKK on it, Powerline going to the top rope, oh no" said Travis
"Powerline going for the Maple Leaf Leap from the Top Rope, BUT MARKK MOVES OUT OF THE WAY" said Ryan
"MARKK grabbing his sledgehammer, AND NOW GOING AFTER THE LEG OF POWERLINE" said Travis
"Shot after shot after shot to the leg of the World Heavyweight Champion, now MARKK picking up Powerline and applying the double underhook chickenwing, AND HE DROPS HIM, GROIN FIRST ONTO THE DOUBLE KNEES" said Ryan
"Cage, Irish whips Long into the corner with the chair wedged in, AND LONG GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAIR" said Travis
"And Cage has a hold of that ladder, RUNNING TOWARDS LONG, OH MY GOD" said Ryan
"Cage throwing his entire body with that ladder towards Thunder Long" said Travis
"Countdown Clock for the final time" said Ryan
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! FINAL 2 ENTRANTS
Bruiser Bencia walks to the ring with a stop sign and Tony 2 Times walks to the ring with a mop.
"The final 2 competitors, BRUISER BENCIA AND TONY 2 TIMES" said Lola
"Both men in the ring AND TONY, FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT BIG BOOT, SENDS MARKK OVER THE ROPES AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR" said Ryan
"MARKK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Lola
"Well here's the final 5, AND CAGE, POWERLINE AND BENCIA going right after Tony 2 Times" said Travis
"Wait, Bruiser has Tony on his shoulder, going for the Dominator, Cage rebounds off the ropes, WOAH, JUST AS BENCIA WAS IN MID-DOMINATOR, CAGE RAN IN AND HELPED OUT WITH THAT HUGE RUNNING CUTTER" said Ryan
"I don't think they're done. Cage getting that ladder, dropping it on the mat, rolling Tony onto it, now getting that stop sign and placing it on the torso of Tony" said Travis
"Powerline going to the top rope again, Cage handing Powerline that chain, World Champ wrapping it around his elbow, oh no" said Ryan
"POWERLINE HITS THE MAPLE LEAF LEAP, WITH THE CHAIR, STOP SIGN AND CHAIN FOR EXTRA IMPACT" said Travis
"WAIT, THUNDER FROM BEHIND, tosses Powerline over the rope, Powerline lands on the apron, BUT LONG WITH THAT KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE FACE, KNOCKING DOWN POWERLINE" said Ryan
"POWERLINE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Travis
"Wait...THE WORLD CHAMP IS OUT?! That means we are guaranteed a new World Heavyweight Champion when this match is all done" said Ryan
"Now Long with multiple shots to the face of Jason Cage, WAIT, BRUISER HAS TONY ON HIS SHOULDER AGAIN" said Travis
"DOMINATOR, A HUGE DOMINATOR OVER THE ROPES" said Ryan
"TONY 2 TIMES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Lola
"The final 3, Jason Cage, Thunder Long and Bruiser Bencia, wait, Powerline having trouble walking back to the locker room, I think he might be hurt" said Ryan
"I think he is, WAIT, IN THE RING, Long attempting the running shoulder block to Cage in the corner, but Cage reversing with the knees" said Travis
"Cage climbing the ropes, could be going for a Moonsault, BUT LONG, pushing Cage off the ropes down to the arena floor" said Ryan
"JASON CAGE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED" said Lola
"Well, Cage is out so we have the final 3, Bruiser Bencia and Thunder Long" said Ryan
"BRUISER, trying the roll up, but Long kicked out" said Travis
"BRUISER, GOING FOR THE DOMINATOR, but Long escaping" said Ryan
"AND LONG, with a kick to the gut of Bencia, uh oh, has Bruiser on his shoulder, AND HE HITS THE THUNDER BEFORE THE LIGHTNING" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner and the NEW EFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, THUNDER LONG" said Lola
"THUNDER LONG DID IT, THUNDER LONG IS THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION" said Travis
"Thunder Long impressive tonight and now he will forever be known as an EFW World Heavyweight Champion" said Ryan
"That's it for Hardcore Hellhole, what will be the fallout from tonight?" asked Travis
So Thunder Long is the new World Heavyweight Champion.
What will happen next time?
What will be the fallout?
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