Here's the next edition of EFW
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==Opening Credits (Devour by Shinedown)==
==Opening Pyro==
"Welcome to the newest instalment of EFW, I'm Travis Cade, alongside colour commentator, Ryan Fawcer" said Travis
"What a night we have in store for you, tonight, Bruiser Bencia and Tony 2 Times take part in a beat the clock sprint to determine the number one contender for the EFW World Heavyweight Title at Chaos in a match of their choosing" said Ryan
"Also tonight, John Pecker and Duke Jackson team to take on Blake Roberts in a 2 on one handicap match, we will also see the EFW debut of Caeden Farrell" said Travis
"And in tonight's main event, EFW World Heavyweight Champion, Thunder Long faces the 7 foot undefeated Russian, Warsman" said Ryan
Bruiser Bencia's music plays and the powerhouse Redneck walks to the ring.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, BRUISER BENCIA" said Lola
"Bruiser faces a mystery opponent tonight, if he can beat him quicker than Tony can beat HIS opponent, Bruiser will be the number one contender for the world title at Chaos" said Travis
"TONIGHT, I go one on one with an unknown opponent, I don't care who he is, I just want a shot at the World Title, I demand to know who my opponent is tonight" said Ryan
Henry Michaels' music plays and Henry appears on stage.
"Bruiser, you want to know your opponent, fine, your opponent tonight will be...Jack Threlfall" said Henry
==Commercial Break==
Duke Jackson's music plays and he and John Pecker approach the ring together.
"This first match is set for on fall and it is a 2 on 1 handicap match, introducing first, the team of JOHN PECKER and DUKE JACKSON" said Lola
"Well a rivalry developing between Duke Jackson and Blake Roberts, started when Blake interfered in one of Duke's matches, leading to a Clockwork Orange House of Fun match at Hardcore Hellhole which was won by Blake" said Travis
"Then just last week, Duke cost Blake a match against Pecker" said Ryan
Blake's music plays and Blake Roberts approaches the ring
"And their opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, 'The Sadist', BLAKE ROBERTS" said Lola
The Bell Rings
"Here we go, Blake starting things off with John Pecker, Blake goes for the lockup but Pecker ducks it AND follows it up with a kick to the leg" said Ryan
"Blake trying the lockup again but John ducks again and another kick to the leg" said Travis
"Roberts tries a third time, Pecker ducks for the third time, goes for the kick BUT ROBERTS with the clothesline" said Ryan
"Blake picking up Pecker, TOSSES HIM into the corner, now just hammering away at John Pecker" said Travis
"Roberts pulls Pecker out of the corner, AND A BODY SLAM" said Ryan
1! Kickout
"Pecker kicks out at a count of one, Roberts with the grounded chinlock" said Travis
"Pecker trying to get to his feet, he does, AND A BACK ELBOW to the face of Blake, John leaps into the corner AND MAKES THE TAG" said Ryan
"Duke's the legal man AND A RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE of Blake Roberts" said Travis
"Remember that at Chaos, these three men join Jack Threlfall, Jason Cage and Warsman in an extreme Elimination Chamber to determine the first Hardcore Champion" said Ryan
"Wait, Duke picks up Blake, hooks the arms, could be going Vertabreaker here" said Travis
"No, Blake escapes, moves away, charges at Duke, Jackson ducks it, INTO THE KICK BY PECKER" said Ryan
"AND DUKE WITH THE SHINING WIZARD" said Travis
1! 2! Kickout
"Only a two count, Duke now waits for Blake to get up, going for another Shining Wizard, BUT BLAKE REVERSES INTO THE BLAKE CONSTRICTOR" said Ryan
"That deadly standing Anaconda Vise, Pecker tries to make the save, BUT NOW BLAKE CATCHES HIM" said Travis
"BOTH MEN TRAPPED IN THIS SICK SUBMISSION HOLD" said Ryan
"And both men have passed out" said Travis
"Here is your winner, BLAKE ROBERTS" said Lola
"Blake causing both men to pass out, if he applies that submission at Chaos, we will be looking at the first EFW Hardcore Champion" said Ryan
==Commercial Break==
H20's music plays and the Tag Champs approach the ring alongside the Blossom's Champion, Jennifer Smith.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, the new EFW Blossoms Champion, JENNIFER SMITH, and the new EFW World Tag Team Champions, Hunter Blakesfield and Hannah Layla, H20" said Lola
"Last week, H20 won back their tag titles becoming the first 2 time tag champions" said Ryan
"Last week, history was made" said Hannah
"H20 became, not only the first 2 time tag champions in EFW, but the first 2 time champions all together, in EFW" said Hunter
"And not only that" said Hannah
"But my girlfriend, Jennifer, was able to become the new Blossom Champion at Hardcore Hellhole" said Hunter, before putting his arm around Jennifer.
"It is becoming clear that H20 is the most dominant team in EFW today" said Hannah as all 3 champions raise their belts
The Asian Alliances music plays and Devil Child and Shogun Yanai approach the ring.
"Most dominant team…really?" asked Yanai
"Everyone knows that only one team can claim that crown and that's us" said Devil Child
"Really? Because I remember a few months ago when I beat both of you" said Hunter
"If you seem so confident, defend those tag belts against us at Chaos" said Yanai
"Actually, we can't, EFW rules state the tag titles can only be defended once a month" said Hannah
"However, we can still have a match to see if you deserve a tag title shot" said Hunter
"What are you talking about?" asked Devil Child
"At Chaos, one of you faces one of us, in a match of your choosing and if you beat us then you can have a shot at the EFW World Tag Team Titles at the first PPV after Chaos…No Man's Land" said Hunter
The Asian Alliance think about it
"DEAL!" they said at the same time
"Fine, one of you will face Hunter, but which one of you will it be and what match?" asked Hannah
"I'll face him in a Taipei Deathmatch" said Devil Child
H20 look at eachother, confused.
"A what?" asked Hunter
"A Taipei Deathmatch, both our hands will be taped up and dipped in glue and broken glass" said Devil Child
The Asian Alliance leave.
==Commercial Break==
"Ladies and gentlemen, I just received word that next week, 4 blossoms will compete to determine who faces Jennifer Smith for the Blossoms Title at Chaos" said Ryan
"Also, Demonic DJ faces a mystery opponent to determine the number one contender for the Zero G title at Chaos in a ladder match" said Travis
Tony 2 Times music plays and the 7 foot Italian walks to the ring
"The following is a beat the clock sprint match, introducing first, from Pizzoferrato, Italy, TONY 2 TIMES" said Lola
Tyler DeToya's music plays and the self proclaimed 'Smartest Man Alive' walks to the ring.
"And his opponent, The Smartest Man Alive, TYLER DETOYA" said Lola
The bell rings.
"Here we are, Lockup to begin, TONY throwing Tyler into the corner AND A HUGE clothesline in the corner by the Italian" said Ryan
"Tony is dangerous, WAIT, DETOYA fighting back, rebounds off the ropes, AND A HUGE FOREARM" said Travis
"Remember that Tyler cannot receive a World Title shot if he wins, but if he does win then Bruiser Bencia just has to win his match to be the number one contender" said Ryan
"DeToya rebounds off the ropes again BUT RUNS INTO THAT back elbow" said Travis
"Tony rebounds off the ropes this time AND A LEG DROP" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"Only a count of 2, Tyler, using the ropes to get back up" said Travis
"Tony goes for the running boot BUT DETOYA DODGES IT" said Ryan
"AND TYLER WITH THE DROPKICK SENDING TONY OUT OF THE RING" said Travis
1!
"DeToya following suit" said Ryan
1!
"DeToya grabs Tony's head AND SLAMMING IT INTO THE BARRICADE" said Travis
2!
"DeToya still holding Tony's head AND SLAMS IT INTO THE STEEL POST" said Ryan
3!
"Tyler still has the head, AND SLAMS IT INTO THE STEPS" said Travis
4!
"Tyler gets Tony and himself back in the ring and stops the count" said Ryan
"DeToya trying to pick up 2 Times, could be going for the PHD" said Travis
"But Tony is too heavy, AND DETOYA EATS THE BOOT" said Ryan
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, in a time of 3 minutes and 7 seconds, TONY 2 TIMES" said Lola
"3:07 is Bruiser's time to beat, can he do it?" asked Travis
==Commercial Break==
Steven Edens is backstage talking to Thunderbolt.
"Great match last week" said Thunderbolt
"Thanks, and great job in winning at Hardcore Hellhole" said Edens
Caeden Farrell appears.
"Hey you two, listen Edens, last week I challenged you to a match, offer's still on the table" said Farrell
"Well, how about this, tonight is your debut, if you can win tonight, I'll accept your challenge at Chaos" said Edens
"You got yourself a deal" said Caeden
Caeden and Edens shake hands.
==Arena==
Kusami is in the ring.
"This bout is set for one fall, in the ring, from Japan, KUSAMI" said Lola
To Be Loved by Papa Roach plays and Caeden Farrell walks to the ring wearing black jeans and a sweater, holding his sketchpad in hand, high fiving fans.
"And his opponent. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing 215 pounds, CAEDEN FARRELL" said Lola
"Caeden Farrell making his debut tonight" said Ryan
The Bell Rings
"Here we are, Farrell in his debut, lockup to begin" said Travis
"Farrell turns it into a side headlock" said Ryan
"Kusami turning it into a wristlock, AND FARRELL with a kick to the gut" said Travis
"Caeden rebounds off the ropes AND HITS Kusami with that clothesline" said Ryan
"Farrell picking up Kusami, has the necklock applied, could be going for a DDT, NO! Kusami turns it into a northern light suplex" said Travis
1! Kickout
"Only a count of one, Farrell back to his feet, Kusami charging at him, AND FARRELL with the knee to the stomach" said Travis
"Farrell rebounds off the ropes again, AND HE HITS KUSAMI WITH A FAMEASSER" said Ryan
"Kusami is down, Farrell points to the top rope" said Travis
"Farrell going up top, Caeden is on the top turnbuckle, AND CAEDEN FARRELL WITH A HUGE DIVING HEADBUTT" said Ryan
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, CAEDEN FARRELL" said Lola
"A huge win for Caeden, so at Chaos, Farrell will go one on one with Steven Edens" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
Bruiser Bencia's music plays and the redneck appears on stage, he drinks from his flask and runs to the ring.
"This next match is a beat the clock sprint match with a time to beat of 3 minutes and 7 seconds, introducing first, from Fort Worth, Texas, BRUISER BENCIA" said Lola
"Bruiser wants the world title, if he can beat Threlfall in under 3 minutes and 7 seconds then he will get a shot" said Travis
Jack Threlfall's music plays and the Jack walks to the ring generically.
"And his opponent, from Rotherham, England, weighing 278 pounds, JACK THRELFALL" said Lola
Both men shake hands before the bell rings.
"Here we go, 3:07 on the clock, test of strength to begin, BRUISER, with a kick to the gut, and a punch to the head" said Ryan
"Bruiser Irish whips Jack into the ropes, Threlfall rebounds AND IS SENT STRAIGHT INTO THAT CLOTHESLINE" said Travis
"3 minutes remain, Bruiser now with the Lou Thez Press, hammering away at Threlfall" said Ryan
"Threlfall catches that last punch AND THRELFALL WITH THE HEADBUTT" said Travis
"Both men back to their feet, Jack goes for the clothesline, Bruiser ducks, THRELFALL hits the back kick, goes for the DDT, Bruiser reverses" said Ryan
"Bruiser has Threlfall on his shoulder AND BRUISER HITS THE DOMINATOR" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, in a time of 1 minute 4 seconds, BRUISER BENCIA" said Lola
"Bruiser wins tonight and now he is the number one contender at Chaos" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
Thunder Long's music plays and the World Champ walks to the ring like a boxer.
"Here comes the World Champ, we know that at Chaos he will defend the World Title against Bruiser Bencia, next week, Bruiser picks the match type" said Travis
Warsman's music plays and the 7 foot undefeated Russian walks to the ring.
"This bout is your main event of the evening, introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 266 pounds, he is the World Heavyweight Champion, THUNDER LONG" said Lola
The fans boo
"And his opponent, from Moscow, Russia in the Former Soviet Union, WARSMAN" said Lola
The fans have a mixed reaction
The bell rings
"Here we go, both men lock up to begin, WARSMAN, with the headbutt" said Travis
"Thunder down already, Warsman rebounds off the ropes, AND A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE OF THE WORLD CHAMPION" said Ryan
"Warsman picking Long up AND HE HITS THAT HUGE REVERSE DDT" said Travis
"Warsman picking him up again, AND ANOTHER REVERSE DDT" said Ryan
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, WARSMAN" said Lola
"Warsman wins tonight, that's it for this week, we'll see you next time" said Ryan
NEXT WEEK:
DJ vs Mystery Opponent to decide the number one contender for the Zero G Title at Chaos
2.4 Way Blossom Match to decide the number one contender for the Blossom Title at Chaos
Farrell in action
Bencia reveals the stipulation for the World Title Match at Chaos
NOTE: Sorry the Main Event was so short, My computer hasn't been fixed yet
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