Time for No Man's Land, the EFW version of TNA Lockdown
Disclaimer: I do not own Wrestling
==Opening Credits (Walk Away by Five Finger Death Punch)==
==Opening Pyro==
"We are live in Brooklyn, it is No Man's Land, I'm Travis Cade alongside my broadcast partner, Ryan Fawcer" said Travis
"Tonight 5 Titles will be on the line as well as a career and a title opportunity" said Ryan
"Tonight the Zero G, Blossom, Hardcore, Tag and World Heavyweight titles are at stake, also Steven Edens must win his match tonight or he must retire, but also, Warsman faces Brutal Barry and the winner faces the World Heavyweight Champion at Endurance" said Travis
Joseph Winter's music plays and the Zero G Champion approaches the ring. The fans cheer.
"This opening contest is a steel cage match for the EFW Zero G Championship, introducing first, from Dublin, Ireland, weighing 155 pounds, he is the current EFW Zero G Champion, JOSEPH WINTERS" said Lola
"Well, Joseph Winters in his first title defence, his opponent was picked in a six pack challenge, Demonic DJ, Giant Guppy, MARKK, John Pecker, Devil Child and Furious Frye fought with passion until only one man was left" said Travis
'Steal Your Soul' by Hollywood Undead plays and MARKK made his way to the ring, with Kevin Stang by his side. The fans boo him.
"And his opponent, from Wherever the hell he desires, MARKK" said Lola
"Well, MARKK was able to win the six pack challenge, in my opinion, he earned it" said Ryan
"The cage has been lowered, Zero G title at stake, MARKK has tried to win the World Title in the past but has always come up short" said Travis
The bell rings
"Here we go, lock up to start, Winters turns it into a hammerlock, MARKK turning it around into one of his own, Winters turning it back around, then MARKK, they're going round and round" said Ryan
"Winters now with a back elbow and a Jaw breaker" said Travis
"MARKK, backing into a corner, AND WINTERS with a running double knee to the face of MARKK" said Ryan
1! Kickout
"Only a count of one, Winters, picking up MARKK, Winters rebounds off the ropes, GOING FOR THE SUPERKICK" said Travis
"NO! MARKK moving out of the way and accidently superkicking the cage wall" said Ryan
"AND MARKK WITH A RUNNING BODY SPLASH INTO THE WALL" said Travis
"MARKK is a dangerous man, on three occasions, he nearly won the world title" said Ryan
"MARKK, picking up the Zero G Champion, could be setting up for the Dead On Arrival" said Travis
"He's setting up, NO! WINTERS WITH THE REVERSAL" said Ryan
"An inverted piledriver to counter the Dead On Arrival, MARKK quickly back up, AND WINTERS WITH THE BACK FLIP KICK" said Travis
"Wait, Winters going to the top rope" said Ryan
"No, he's not, he's going to the top of the cage" said Travis
"Is he going for the escape?" asked Ryan
"No, WINTERS WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner and STILL the EFW Zero G Champion, JOSEPH WINTERS" said Lola
"Winters with a successful title defence tonight, but how long will we see him as the EFW Zero G Champion?" asked Ryan
==Commercial Break==
Stuff that is found in a hospital (Eg. Bedpans, Charts, Wheelchairs, Crutches etc.) are scattered around the ring, on the ramp is a gurney. Next to the stage is an Ambulance.
"It is time for the hospital brawl for the EFW Hardcore Championship" said Travis
Duke Jackson's music plays and the Hardcore Champion approaches the ring. The fans cheer for him.
"This next bout is a Hospital Brawl and it is for the EFW Hardcore Championship, the winner is the first one to place their opponent on the gurney, push it up the ramp and place their opponent in the ambulance, introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, he is the current EFW Hardcore Champion, 'The Freak Show' DUKE JACKSON" said Lola
"Duke Jackson is ready for this championship match" said Ryan
"He has to, he has to defend the title every week" said Travis
Jason Cage's music plays and Jason walks to the ring. The fans cheer.
"And his opponent, the challenger, from Modesto, California, 'The Hells Angel' JASON CAGE" said Lola
The bell rings.
"Here we go, Hospital Brawl for the Hardcore Title, lock up to begin" said Travis
"Both men release the lock up, another one now" said Ryan
"Duke and Jason are both dangerous in Hardcore based matches, you saw the Extreme Elimination Chamber" said Travis
"Jason turning the Lock up into a side headlock takedown" said Ryan
"Jason wrapping his arms around the head and arm of Duke Jackson AND NOW JASON CAGE APPLYING A LAST CHANCERY" said Travis
"Remember that both these men have competed for other championships, Duke has competed for the Zero G Championship, Jason has competed for the Tag Titles and the World Heavyweight Title" said Ryan
"Duke is able to escape the Last Chancery" said Travis
"Duke using the ropes to get back up to his feet, Jason charging right at him, BUT DUKE PULLS DOWN THE ROPE IN TIME, SENDS JASON CAGE TO THE ARENA FLOOR" said Ryan
"Duke following Jason out AND JASON, SMACKING A BEDPAN IN DUKE'S FACE" said Travis
"Jason, picking Duke up again, AND TOSSING HIM, BACK FIRST, INTO THE BARRICADE" said Ryan
"Jason Cage is a dangerous man when he wants to be, and he's gotta be pissed at the outcome of the Extreme Elimination Chamber last month" said Travis
"Because he lost?" said Ryan
"No, because he came in last place" said Travis
"Anyway, Jason, picking up the Hardcore Champion again, leaning him against the barricade" said Ryan
"Cage picking up a chard AND SMACKING IT IN THE FACE OF DUKE JACKSON" said Travis
"Sent him into the audience, now Jason leaning Duke over the barricade" said Ryan
"Jason now, standing on the barricade AND JASON WITH A HUGE LEG DROP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF DUKE JACKSON" said Travis
"Jason dragging Duke Jackson over to the stretcher" said Ryan
"AND DUKE PUSHING JASON INTO THE STEEL RING POST" said Travis
"Now Duke going for something...is that a doctor's robe?" asked Ryan
"OH MY GOD, DUKE JACKSON USING A DOCTORS ROBE TO CHOAK OUT JASON CAGE" said Travis
"AND JASON escapes with that back elbow, Jason, grabbing the head of Duke Jackson...AND TOSSING HIM INTO THE GURNEY" said Ryan
"Duke is down, Jason getting that Gurney back upright, picking up Duke again, now he's got him onto the gurney" said Travis
"All he has to do is push it up the ramp, into the ambulance and shut the door" said Ryan
"That's what he's doing, but Duke got off about half way" said Travis
"Duke fought hard to hold championship gold and he's not going to give it up that easy" said Ryan
"AND DUKE with a dropkick, sending Jason over the gurney" said Travis
"Duke going around the gurney AND JASON, SENDING THE STRETCHER RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF DUKE JACKSON" said Ryan
"Jason placing Duke back on the Stretcher, pushing him up the ramp, and Duke gets off again on the stage" said Travis
"Duke WITH A HUGE KICK TO THE FACE OF JASON CAGE" said Ryan
"Jason backed up against the monitor, Duke charging at Jason, BUT JASON SIDESTEPPED IT" said Travis
"Duke sent shoulder first into the monitor, Jason, moving back to the stretcher, now, positioning it at the end of the stage" said Ryan
"Duke charging at Jason again, BUT JASON SIDESTEPPED IT AGAIN, and WOAH, DUKE HIT THE STRETCHER WITH SO MUCH IMPACT THAT HE WAS SENT STRAIGHT INTO THE AMBULANCE" said Travis
"AND JASON SHUTS THE DOOR, WE HAVE A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION" said Ryan
"Here is your winner and the NEW EFW HARDCORE CHAMPION, JASON CAGE" said Lola
"Cage capturing his first title in EFW, congratulations to Jason Cage" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
Jennifer Smith's music plays and the EFW Blossoms Champion approaches the ring. The fans cheer for her.
"The following is a Steel Cage Match for the EFW Blossoms Championship, introducing first, from Gainesville, Georgia, she is the current EFW Blossoms Champion, JENNIFER SMITH" said Lola
"Jennifer Smith, an impressive Blossoms Champion, she has held the title for 2 months, tying the record for longest title reign with former champion, Ashley Marie Brooks" said Ryan
'Unchained' by Blood on the Dance Floor plays and Tristen Colden does backflips down the ramp. The fans boo her.
"And introducing the challenger, from Chicago, Illinois, TRISTEN COLDEN" said Lola
"Tristen Colden, dangerous female, wife of WWE Superstar, Kane" said Ryan
The Bell Rings.
"Here we go, a blossoms steel cage match for the EFW Blossoms Championship" said Ryan
"Both ladies starting off with a test of strength, Colden showing more strength, able to overpower Jennifer Smith" said Travis
"BUT JENNIFER, with a Monkey Flip, Jennifer is the quicker of the 2" said Ryan
"Both ladies back to their feet, AND JENNIFER WITH THE ROLL UP" said Travis
1! Kickout
"Only a count of one, AND TRISTEN INTO THE ROLL UP" said Ryan
1! Kickout
"Another count of one, AND JENNIFER INTO THE BACKSLIDE" said Travis
1! Kickout
"Another count of one, both ladies back to their feet, AND TRISTEN WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK" said Ryan
"Tristen with a spinning heel kick out of nowhere" said Travis
"Colden is an impressive wrestler" said Ryan
"Colden quickly into the cover" said Travis
1! Kickout
"Another count of one" said Ryan
"Jennifer seems like she may lose her title here" said Travis
"Uh oh, Colden, TOSSING JENNIFER SMITH RIGHT INTO THE CAGE WALL" said Ryan
"Colden, dangerous here" said Travis
"Now Colden, getting ready to escape" said Ryan
"BUT JENNIFER, getting back up and grabbing the ankle of Tristen Colden" said Travis
"Tristen pulled back in the ring, JENNIFER, applying the full nelson, could be attempting the Country House, BUT TRISTEN WITH THE ROLL UP TO REVERSE" said Ryan
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner and the NEW EFW BLOSSOMS CHAMPION, TRISTEN COLDEN" said Lola
"Well, Colden able to become the third Blossoms Champion, how will this affect the Blossoms division?" asked Travis
==Commercial Break==
H20's music plays and the EFW Tag Team Champions approach the ring together. The Fans Cheer for them.
"The following is a steel cage tag match for the EFW World Tag Team Championships, introducing first, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, they are the current EFW World Tag Team Champions, Hunter Blakesfield, Hannah Layla, H20" said Lola
"The World Tag Team Champions, the fans love these guys, they are fan favourites" said Ryan
"I love watching these guys together, they don't seem like a possible tag team but they are the most successful team in EFW, being the only team to hold the titles on more than one occasion" said Travis
Jack Threlfall's music plays, pyro goes off and Jack Threlfall and Thunderbolt approach the ring together. The fans cheer for them.
"And their opponents, the challengers, the team of JACK THRELFALL and THUNDERBOLT" said Lola
"Here these 2 come, Jack Threlfall, EFW's first British wrestler and his friend, Thunderbolt, these 2 actually started off as rivals but after Threlfall came to the aid of Thunderbolt, they became friends" said Ryan
The bell rings.
"Here we go, tag team steel cage match, no pinfalls and no submissions in this, in order to win this, both members of one team must get out of the Steel Cage" said Travis
"AND WE BEGIN, Hunter Blakesfield going right after Jack Threlfall, Hannah going straight for Thunderbolt" said Ryan
"You gotta be careful when it comes to H20 because you have no idea what they can do" said Travis
"Hunter, setting Threlfall up for a potential Giant Swing...NO! Hunter, slingshot Jack Threlfall right into the Steel Wall" said Ryan
"Hannah, using the ropes to his advantage, choking out Thunderbolt" said Travis
"WOAH, Hannah Layla, climbing over Thunderbolt to try to escape the cage early" said Ryan
"BUT THUNDERBOLT, GRABBING THE ANKLE OF HANNAH LAYLA" said Travis
"Hannah, kicking away Thunderbolt, WAIT! HUNTER JUST PULLED DOWN HIS OWN PARTNER" said Ryan
"What is he doing?" asked Travis
"Wait, Hunter and Hannah appear to be arguing, Thunderbolt charging at the champs, AND H20 SIDESTEP AND SLAM THUNDERBOLT INTO THE CAGE WALL" said Ryan
"What is going on with the Tag Champs?" asked Travis
"Hunter, asking for the cage door to be opened, it is, but now Hunter appears to be setting up for a spear" said Ryan
"Hannah getting Threlfall, now setting him up with the corner" said Travis
"Hannah, Irish whips Threlfall into the corner with Hunter" said Ryan
"HUNTER, BACK BODY DROP, SENDS THRELFALL OVER THE ROPES, OUT THE DOOR AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR" said Travis
"Jack Threlfall has escaped the cage" said Ryan
"What are they doing? They just allowed one of their challengers to escape" said Travis
"Threlfall is out of the ring, now he can't get back in" said Ryan
"Now Hannah trying to escape, Hunter gets Thunderbolt, NOW APPLYING THE HUNT LOCK, THAT MODIFIED CLOVERLEAF" said Travis
"Thunderbolt cannot escape, AND HE TAPS OUT, BUT THEIR ARE NO SUBMISSIONS, meanwhile, Hannah Layla has escaped the cage" said Ryan
"Hannah Layla has escaped the cage" said Travis
"H20 came into this with the perfect strategy, Hunter has worn down the legs of Thunderbolt, but since the only champion left in the ring is Hunter, Thunderbolt can't lift him up for the Nevada Driver and the cage prevents the 619, Thunderbolt would need to use the 450 to wear down Hunter, but Thunderbolt is on wobbly legs and Hunter can regain consciousness before Thunderbolt escapes" said Ryan
"Now Hunter goes to escape, he's halfway up, BUT THUNDERBOLT, hot in pursuit, Thunderbolt, has his arms around Hunter, could be attempting a German Suplex" said Travis
"WAIT, Hunter, hooking the head, now the leg, oh no, when Hunter has a hold of an opponent like this, only one thing could be coming..." said Ryan
"EIGHT SECOND RIDE, HUNTER BLAKESFIELD JUST HIT THE EIGHT SECOND RIDE FROM HALFWAY UP THE CAGE WALL" said Travis
"Now Hunter going back up the cage" said Ryan
"He's halfway up" said Travis
"Thunderbolt is not moving" said Ryan
"Hunter is on the top" said Travis
"Hunter coming down" said Ryan
"AND HUNTER IS DOWN" said Travis
"Here are your winners, and STILL EFW World Tag Team Champions, H20" said Lola
"H20, retaining the tag titles, well done" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
Steven Edens' music plays and Edens approaches the ring. The fans cheer him.
"The following contest is a roulette match, the match starts as a one on one match, at random time intervals, the rules of the match will change, the person to score a victory in the current rules will win, introducing first, STEVEN EDENS" said Lola
"Well, this is wrestling's first Roulette Match, remember that The Asian Alliance made Edens agree to put his career on the line in this match" said Ryan
"That's right, if Steven Edens loses, he will retire" said Travis
Korean Music plays and Devil Child approaches the ring, carrying the South Korean flag with him. The fans boo him.
"And his opponent, from South Korea, DEVIL CHILD" said Lola
"Devil Child, says he wants to avenge his partner, Shogun Yanai, because in a battle royal, Steven Edens and Caeden Farrell worked together to eliminate Shogun Yanai, this led to this match" said Travis
The bell rings
"Here we go, one fall match to begin, but at any time, the rules can change, you don't know what match you could be fighting in next, you could go from a submission match, to a table match, to a lumberjack match, to an extreme rules match" said Ryan
"Both men begin with a simple tie up, Edens turning it into a wristlock" said Travis
"Now Devil Child tries to turn it into one of his own, but no use, Edens just tightening the Wristlock" said Ryan
"Devil Child with the forward roll, able to turn that into a Hammerlock" said Travis
"Edens, back elbows in an attempt to escape, he does and follows it up with a jawbreaker" said Ryan
"Now Edens applying a side headlock, could be going for Sweet Dreams" said Travis
"Trying to put this match away before the rules change for the first time" said Ryan
"Devil Child able to fight out of it" said Travis
"Edens releases the side headlock AND DEVIL CHILD WITH THE RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK" said Ryan
"Now Edens into the cover" said Travis
1! Kickout
"Only a count at one, less than a minute to go before the rules change in this roulette match" said Ryan
"Now Edens back to his feet, DEVIL CHILD, ATTEMPTING THE DEMON HORNS" said Travis
"But Edens grabbing the ropes, preventing impact" said Ryan
"And Edens into the bridge" said Travis
1! 2! Kickout
"Only a 2 count, you're gonna need to do more damage" said Travis
"The rules have been changed to a CHAIRS MATCH" said Lola
"Well, now the rules are that the use of steel chairs is legal" said Ryan
"And Edens looking for Sweet Dreams again, Devil Child fights out again, AND A SPINNING HEEL KICK" said Travis
1! Kickout
"Only a count of 1, Edens definitely wants to win because if he doesn't, he will be fired" said Ryan
"Edens back to his feet, Devil Child now throwing punches to Steven Edens, but Steven able to roll out of the ring" said Travis
"Wait, multiple EFW superstars approaching the ring from the crowd" said Ryan
"What are they doing?" asked Travis
"Devil Child throwing Edens back into the ring" said Ryan
"The rules have been changed to a LUMBERJACK MATCH" said Lola
"That explains it, 20 EFW superstars and managers surrounding the ring" said Travis
"Back in the ring, Devil Child backing Edens into the corner, Irish whip attempt into the opposite corner, Edens reverses it into one of his own, sending Devil Child into the corner, WAIT, one of the Lumberjacks just grabbed the ankle of Devil Child" said Ryan
"Devil Child distracted by the Lumberjack, Edens looking to take advantage AND HE QUICKLY HITS THE TORNADO DDT" said Travis
"Now Edens quickly picking up Devil Child, side headlock applied, AND HE HITS DEVIL CHILD WITH THE SWEET DREAMS" said Ryan
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, STEVEN EDENS" said Lola
"Well done Edens, keeping his career" said Ryan
==Commercial Break==
Warsman's music plays and Warsman approaches the ring. The fans boo him.
"This bout scheduled for one fall is to determine the number one contender for the EFW World Heavyweight Championship, introducing first, standing 7 feet tall, from Moscow, Russia, in the former Soviet Union, WARSMAN" said Lola
"Well, in order to determine the participants in this match, there was a 20 man royal rumble, the final 2 compete in this match, when Warsman accidently eliminated Giant Guppy, that decided the people who compete in this match" said Ryan
Creepy Circus music plays and Brutal Barry approaches the ring, pretending to limp. The fans boo him.
"And his opponent, from the Circus of Insanity, BRUTAL BARRY" said Lola
"I do not like this guy, he's weird, he's creepy" said Ryan
The bell rings
"Here we go, a staredown by these 2 300 plus pounders" said Travis
"Warsman with a push, Barry with a push, Warsman attempts the punch, Barry counters AND BARRY WITH A PUNCH" said Ryan
"Another punch, one more, Barry attempts the body slam, BUT WARSMAN, WITH THE ELBOWS TO THE FACE" said Travis
"AND WARSMAN WITH THE RUNNING CROSS BODY" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"Only a 2 count there" said Ryan
"Warsman back on his feet, AND A STOMP to the back of Brutal Barry" said Travis
"Warsman picks up Barry, front necklock applied, could be going for a DDT, NO! A huge forearm smash to the back of Brutal Barry" said Ryan
"Warsman hooks the arm, AND ANOTHER SHOT TO THE BACK" said Travis
"Now the Russian, requesting for the circus clown to get back up" said Ryan
"The clown on one knee AND A THIRD shot to the back" said Travis
"Now grabbing the head, AND SLAMMING IT INTO HIS KNEE" said Ryan
"Now Warsman going to attempt the Body Slam AND LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF WARSMAN" said Travis
"Now Warsman picking up Barry again AND ANOTHER BODY SLAM" said Ryan
"Barry down AND WARSMAN, literally walking over the back of Brutal Barry" said Travis
"Warsman picking up Barry once again, Irish whip into the corner" said Ryan
"NOW A STRONG IRISH WHIP INTO THE OTHER CORNER" said Travis
"Now Warsman WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER BARGE IN THE CORNER" said Ryan
"Now Warsman, facing away from Brutal Barry AND A HUGE BACK ELBOW" said Travis
"NOW A HEADBUTT BY WARSMAN" said Ryan
"Remember that Warsman delivers some of the most dangerous headbutts in the company, his running Headbutt and The Malevolent Moscow, that sick, Diving Headbutt" said Travis
"Now Warsman, just being sick, choking out Brutal Barry, has till a count of 5 to break" said Ryan
1! 2! 3! 4! Warsman breaks
"Warsman breaks, now going for another Headbutt, BUT BARRY MOVING OUT OF THE WAY" said Ryan
"Barry, rebounds off the ropes AND A RUNNING PUNCH TO THE HEAD OF WARSMAN" said Travis
"But Warsman not taken down, Barry rebounds off the ropes again AND A BACK ELBOW" said Ryan
"Warsman still now down" said Travis
"Now a backhand chop, sends Warsman sent into the corner" said Ryan
"Another backhand chop, and another, now grabbing Warsman by the mask AND SLAMMING HIS FACE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE" said Travis
"SLAMMING THE FACE OF THE RUSSIAN INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, HE HAS TILL A COUNT OF 5 TO BREAK" said Ryan
1! 2! 3! 4! Barry stops
"Barry, rebounds off the ropes, charges at Warsman BUT WARSMAN WITH THE BOOT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE" said Travis
"Barry back to his feet, leaning against the ropes, AND WASMAN with the backhand chop" said Ryan
"Now Warsman APPLYING A BEARHUG" said Travis
"Barry struggling to escape, he just can't get out of this hold" said Ryan
"Wait, I think that Brutal Barry may have passed out" said Travis
"Referee raising Barry's arm, if it falls 3 times, this match goes to Warsman" said Ryan
"Barry's arm falls the first time" said Travis
"Raising the arm again, and down it goes" said Ryan
"Referee raising the arm again BUT THIS TIME, IT STAYS UP" said Travis
"Now Barry, punches to the face of Warsman, in an attempt to escape the Bearhug" said Ryan
"AND HE DID IT, WARSMAN RELEASES THE BEARHUG" said Travis
"Barry rebounds off the ropes, SHOULDER BLOCK TO WARSMAN, but the 7 footer still on his feet" said Ryan
"Barry goes for it again, looking for the shoulder block, hits it again but Warsman still standing" said Travis
"Barry rebounds off the ropes one more time, BUT WARSMAN WITH THE BACK ELBOW" said Ryan
"Warsman, picking up Barry again, Irish whip's him into the ropes, Barry rebounds off the ropes, AND WARSMAN with the kick to the gut, SENDING BARRY OUT OF THE RING" said Travis
"Warsman following Barry out, Barry up, WARSMAN with the backhand chop, Barry leaning against the steel ring post" said Ryan
"Warsman going for the headbutt, BUT BARRY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, WARSMAN SENT HEAD FIRST INTO THE POST" said Travis
"Barry temporarily incapacitated Warsman, WAIT, BRUTAL BARRY, PEELING THE PROTECTIVE PADDING OFF THE ARENA FLOOR" said Ryan
"Now Barry going after Warsman, dragging him over to the exposed floor, oh no!" said Travis
"Barry appears to be setting up for a piledriver" said Ryan
"I hope not, the piledriver is illegal" said Travis
"WARSMAN, back body drops Barry onto the concrete" said Ryan
"Warsman, gets Barry back in the ring and follows him in himself" said Travis
"Warsman, picking up Barry again, Irish whips Barry into the ropes, Barry rebounds off the ropes, DODGES THE BOOT BY WARSMAN" said Ryan
"Barry rebounds off the ropes again AND HITS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE, TAKING DOWN BOTH MEN" said Travis
"Brutal Barry, using the ropes to get back to his feet, he does, Brutal Barry is the first to get back to a vertical base" said Ryan
"Warsman back to his feet too, AND BARRY WITH A HUGE BODY SLAM" said Travis
"Barry rebounds off the ropes again, AND A HUGE SENTON" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"WHAT?! A KICKOUT AT 2" said Travis
"Warsman slowly getting back to his feet, Barry setting him up for the Circus Cutter" said Ryan
"Warsman back up, BARRY GOING FOR THE CUTTER, BUT WARSMAN PUSHES HIM OFF" said Travis
"Barry nearly sent into the ropes AND WARSMAN WITH THE RUNNING HEADBUTT" said Ryan
"Now Warsman going to the top rope, AND WARSMAN WITH THE MALEVOLENT MOSCOW" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, WARSMAN" said Lola
"Warsman is the new Number one contender for the EFW World Heavyweight Championship" said Ryan
"In one month, the 7 foot Russian will face the EFW World Heavyweight Champion with the title on the line, but who will it be? We find out next" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
Thunder Long's music plays and the former professional boxer approaches the ring. The fans boo him.
"Well, here we go with the main event, Thunder Long facing Bruiser Bencia for the World Heavyweight Championship" said Ryan
'Redneck Nation' by Moccasin Creek plays and the EFW World Heavyweight Champion approaches the ring. The fans cheer for him.
"AND HERE COMES BRUISER BENCIA, as tradition dictates, entering the ring second" said Travis
"This bout is your main event of the evening, a steel cage match for the EFW World Heavyweight championship, introducing first, the challenger, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 266 pounds, THUNDER LONG" said Lola
The fans boo
"And his opponent, from Fort Worth, Texas, weighing 266 pounds, he is the current EFW World Heavyweight Champion, BRUISER BENCIA" said Lola
The fans cheer.
The bell rings
"And we begin, steel cage match for the World Heavyweight Championship" said Ryan
"Staredown by these two, champion and challenger" said Travis
"And Bruiser, for some reason, punching himself in the face, probably showing that he is pumped up and ready for this" said Ryan
"AND BRUISER, throwing the first punch with a hard right hand to the face of Long" said Travis
"AND A STOMP on the hand and fingers of Thunder Long" said Ryan
"Bruiser follows it up with a kick to the side of the head" said Travis
"World Champ, waiting for Long to get up, AND A PUNCH to the side of the head, got tired of waiting" said Ryan
"Now Bruiser climbing the cage, looking to escape, but Thunder Long from behind" said Travis
"Both men on the top rope, Long with back elbows to the mid section of Bruiser Bencia" said Ryan
"Back elbow to the head and Bruiser goes down" said Travis
"Long drops down and now a kick to the head of Bruiser Bencia" said Ryan
"Bruiser back to his feet, leaning against the ropes and Long with kick after kick to the gut, Bruiser gets taken off his feet" said Travis
"And Long with a stomp to the face" said Ryan
"Now Long just using the cage like a cheese grater on the face of Bruiser Bencia" said Travis
"Long, picking up Bruiser Bencia, right hand blocked by the World Champion, AND BRUISER with a right of his own" said Ryan
"Follows it up with another right hand, and another that's right on the money" said Travis
"The World Champ continues the offense with a forearm shot to the back that takes down Thunder Long" said Ryan
"Long tries to get back to his feet, AND BRUISER with a kick to the side of the head" said Travis
"Bruiser now, looking to escape, wait, he looks a bit hesitant" said Ryan
"Bruiser on the top rope, looking to escape, Long follows him up, and Long with back elbows but Bruiser not going down, wait, THUNDER LONG WITH A BACK SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE" said Travis
"Both men struggling to get back to their feet, but Long crawls into the cover" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"Only a count of 2 on the World Champion" said Travis
"Long now, getting Bruiser back to his feet, looking to slam his face into the cage wall, BUT BRUISER, puts on the breaks, back elbow to the gut of Thunder Long and a Headbutt to follow up" said Ryan
"Long sent into the corner, Bruiser with a right hand to the temple" said Travis
"Following that up with more punches to the head of the former boxer, taking Long down" said Ryan
"Now Bruiser applying the choke hold on the challenger" said Travis
"Now Bruiser going back to escape again BUT LONG FROM BEHIND WITH A LEAPING FOREARM SMASH" said Ryan
"WHOA, Bruiser Bencia's foot is hooked in that top turnbuckle, he's stuck" said Travis
"Now Long with multiple forearm shots to the mid section, referee, Billy Kyler, able to release the ankle" said Ryan
"Bruiser is in pain, favouring the ankle, and Long just stomps on it" said Travis
"Now picking up the leg of Bruiser Bencia AND AN ELBOW DROP TO THE LEG" said Ryan
"Now dragging the World Champ by the ankle and another elbow drop" said Travis
"Bruiser using the ropes to get back to his feet, and Long with multiple kicks to the leg of Bruiser Bencia" said Ryan
"World Champ trying to escape, Long not trying to stop him, just throwing punches to the leg of Bruiser Bencia" said Travis
"Bruiser is half way up, Long rebounds off the ropes AND A FOREARM to the leg of Bruiser, taking the World Champ down to the floor" said Ryan
"World Champ down, NOW LONG, USING THE CAGE WALL AS A CHEESE GRATER ON THE FACE OF BRUISER BENCIA AGAIN" said Travis
"And Bruiser has been cut open, Bruiser Bencia is bleeding" said Ryan
"Long, picking up Bencia, going to ram him into the cage wall BUT BRUISER TURNS IT AROUND, SLAMMING LONG INTO THE CAGE WALL" said Travis
"Bruiser can't put pressure on his leg now, limping towards Thunder Long, and a kick to the head" said Ryan
"AND BRUISER'S LEG JUST GAVE WAY, Bruiser is down, he's exhausted, he has a bad leg, he is bleeding, and this I match isn't even over yet" said Travis
"Bruiser throwing punches to his own knee, trying to get the blood flowing back to the leg" said Ryan
"Bruiser able to get back to his feet, Long does the same, and Bruiser with the spinning neckbreaker" said Travis
1! 2! Kickout
"Long kicks out at 2, Bruiser slowly back to his feet, tries to climb the cage wall again but his ankle is in too much pain" said Ryan
"NOW BRUISER with a kick to the side of the head of Thunder Long" said Travis
"Bruiser is in too much pain, he can't climb, now Bruiser, gets Long back to his feet, AND BRUISER WITH THE WRESTLING HERO SLAM" said Ryan
1! 2! Kickout
"WHAT?! Another kickout by Thunder Long" said Travis
"Bruiser is exhausted, slowly back to his feet, now, grabbing the ankle of Thunder Long, WHOA, BRUISER BENCIA HAS LOCKED THUNDER LONG INTO A SHARPSHOOTER HOLD" said Ryan
"Thunder is in pain here, wait, Bruiser quickly released the Sharpshooter" said Travis
"Bruiser asking for the door to be opened but the stipulation is that an escape can only be made by climbing out through the roof" said Ryan
"Billy telling him that he can't, the door must remain closed AND BRUISER PUSHED BILLY OUT OF THE WAY" said Travis
"Bruiser shaking the door, Long back to his feet, and Bruiser with a shot to the face" said Ryan
"Now Bruiser has to think of something, WAIT, WHAT THE HELL?!" asked Travis
"Bruiser Bencia hit a baseball slide through the camera hole in the cage and dropkicked a cameraman" said Ryan
"What did he do that for?" asked Travis
"THIS IS WHY. BRUISER TRYING TO CRAWL OUT THE CAMERA HOLE" said Ryan
"That would count as an escape, but Long grabbing the ankle of Bencia" said Travis
"Long pulled Bruiser back in the cage AND NOW LONG APPLYING THE SHARPSHOOTER" said Ryan
"Bruiser crawling, he grabs the camera hole again, trying to crawl out again" said Travis
"Give me a weapon, give me a weapon" said Bruiser to the cameraman
"Bruiser yelling at the cameraman to give him a weapon" said Ryan
"That's the same cameraman he just took out, isn't it?" asked Travis
"It is, now the cameraman giving Bruiser Bencia, uh oh, the cameraman giving Bruiser Bencia a barbed wire baseball bat" said Ryan
"Out of fear, the cameraman gave Bruiser a barbed wire bat" said Travis
"Long releases the sharpshooter, now gloating, goes back after Bruiser but the World Champ pointing the bat at Long" said Ryan
"Long stops dead in his tracks at the sight of the bat" said Travis
"Bruiser takes a swing but Long moves out of the way, all Bruiser hit was the cage wall" said Ryan
"Bruiser takes another swing but Long avoided contact again, Bruiser only hit the top rope" said Travis
"A third swing by Bruiser but Long again avoids the contact, this time Bruiser hit the top turnbuckle" said Ryan
"Long with a back kick to the gut of Bruiser, now the right hand, and a backhand chop, takes the World Champ off his feet" said Travis
"Now Long, climbing the ropes, trying to escape, AND BRUISER BENCIA WITH THE BAT TO THE BACK OF THE LEG" said Ryan
"But Long not giving up, still trying to climb, AND LONG WITH ANOTHER BASEBALL BAT SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE LEG, TAKES DOWN THUNDER LONG" said Travis
"Both men off their feet, Bruiser able to get back up, Long gets back up too, Bruiser looking to smack Long in the face with that bat, BUT LONG WITH THE DROPKICK TO THE LEG AND BRUISER SENT FACE FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE" said Ryan
"Now Long has the bat, this is not good" said Travis
"Blood pouring from the face of Bruiser Bencia, now Long SWINGS AND HITS BRUISER BENCIA IN THE MID SECTION" said Ryan
"Bruiser still on his feet, AND ANOTHER SHOT TO THE GUT BY LONG" said Travis
"Bruiser on his knees, AND LONG WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT TO THE BACK OF BRUISER" said Ryan
"This is getting intense, AND LONG WITH ANOTHER SHOT TO THE BACK" said Travis
"Bruiser able to get back to his face, AND LONG WITH THE BARBED WIRE RIGHT IN THE EYES OF BRUISER BENCIA" said Ryan
"AND BENCIA WITH THE DESPERATION SHOT, the low blow to Long, now the champ has the bat in his hand AND A SHOT TO THE HEAD OF THUNDER LONG" said Travis
"Referee checking on the condition of Thunder Long, AND BRUISER DROPS DOWN WITH THE BAT" said Ryan
"Now Thunder Long is busted open" said Travis
"Now Bruiser WRAPING THE ARM IN BARBED WIRE" said Ryan
"AND A SHOT TO THE FACE OF THUNDER LONG" said Travis
"Long in the corner and Bruiser Bencia with the shots, beating down Long" said Ryan
"Bruiser backing up into the opposite corner AND THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF BRUISER BENCIA" said Travis
"Now Bruiser Bencia, trying to escape the cage once again" said Ryan
"Long back to his feet, but out of dizziness, ends up near the door" said Travis
"Bruiser is almost at the top, NOW LONG CLIMBING UP, THIS IS A RACE TO THE OUTSIDE" said Ryan
"Bruiser slightly ahead of Long, AND BRUISER DROPS DOWN, BRUISER BENCIA IS STILL THE EFW WORLD CHAMPION" said Travis
"Here is you winner and STILL EFW World Heavyweight Champion, BRUISER BENCIA" said Lola
"Bruiser Bencia successfully retains the EFW World Heavyweight Championship, Long almost won the title back, but Bruiser was able to escape the cage to keep the title" said Ryan
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