A/N: This was just an odd image in my head... I don't own Disney. And I'm going off of the Japanese version of Digimon here, where it is basically confirmed that Joe is tone deaf - even his seiyuu said so. Even though he has very nice image songs.


"ARABIAN NIIIIIIIIIGHTS, LIKE ARABIAN DAAAAAAAYS - "

Matt had his hands clapped over his ears. "Dear god, someone please shut him up," he moaned.

Izzy glared at Tai, who wasn't even trying to look innocent as he poured himself another shot.

"No," he stated firmly, as he leaned forward to try and take the bottle away. "This is your fault. You're not drinking any more until you fix it."

Tai raised an eyebrow. "He's perfectly happy," he motioned to the taller boy still belting out his lungs.

"He's absolutely plastered!" Matt shouted angrily. "And he's already basically tone deaf! So I don't think more alcohol is going to help, and I bet Gomamon is wondering what the hell we did to him – "

"Yeah, what did you do to him?"

The three boys turned to the digimon who had just entered the room and was busy staring at his very drunk partner.

"I know I told you guys to help him relax," Gomamon said slowly, eyes wide at the sight. "But this wasn't exactly what I meant…"