The idea for this chapter was brought to you by steferstheawesome. In this AU, Maka will be a witch and Eruka will be a Meister and the partner of Soul.


"So...you need our help?" Soul questioned the pink haired killer before him. He and his Meister, Eruka, were confused as to why Crona was going to them for help. Let alone help from a witch that was suppose to be his ally.

"Y-yes. U-Usagi's trying to kill me...more than usual." 'Usagi', or Maka Rabbit, was one of Medusa's henchman and was probably her most deadliest. The woman would do anything to accomplish her goal for her Master. She would destroy everything in her path, friend or foe, and from what Soul and Eruka could tell, the two had a very bad relationship. Especially since Crona's usual bully, Ragnarok, was scared of her.

"Yeah, that bitch's crazy!" Ragnarok screamed as he popped out of Crona, "Why else do you think we came running to you guys?!"

"O-OK." Eruka shook a bit from the black blood...thing as she tried to focus on Crona, "We'll protect you from Maka. Right Soul?" Soul rolled his eyes.

"Ugh...helping our enemy? This is so not cool." he mumbled. Eruka glared at Soul as she held a tighter grip on a stuffed frog she always carried around.

"Plushy Attack!" Eruka attacked Soul with the soft toy with a powerful strike, knocking the cool guy onto the floor. Crona sweat dropped a bit from the view he was getting. To think these were the two people he ran to.

"Ow! Damn it, Eruka! What do you keep in that thing?" Soul questioned as he stood up, rubbing his head from the assault.

"Bricks." Eruka answered as if it was obvious.

"Uh...guys?"

"Bunny Bunny..."

"Huh?"

"Carrot Boom!"

Before the Meister and Weapon could react, various carrots flew through the air around the three. When they made contact with the ground, they instantly exploded as they were all sent flying down the street.

"She's here." Crona said, giving the warning a little too late as Soul and Eruka looked up and saw the witch, Maka, on a broomstick as she hovered above them.

"Hello Crona." Maka wore a crazed grin on her face as she locked eyes with Crona, who was now scared stiff. He couldn't seem to move his arms to form Ragnarok's sword, or his legs to run away. Heck, he couldn't even scream in terror-she was just that scary. "Why did you run from me? I just wanted to play with you."

"Soul?" Eruka turned to her partner as she stood up.

"Yeah, yeah." Soul glowed a bight, light blue as he transformed into a scythe and landed in Eruka's hands. Eruka locked eyes with Maka as she stood in front of Crona.

"Back off, Witch! I won't let you hurt Crona!" Eruka shouted. Maka began to snicker before exploding in an uproar of laughter.

"Why are you protecting him you stupid girl. He's your enemy. If anything you should be happy we're playing our game." Maka's grin was creeping Eruka beyond the point of freaking out, but she tightened her grip on Soul, refusing to stand down. "But if that's how it is...I'll just...have to take your soul. Carrot Boom!"

"Eruka!" Soul shouted as his partner quickly began running, ducking and dodging to avoid the explosive carrots. Eruka jumped onto a roof so that she could properly see Maka before jumping right at her, holding her scythe high before bringing down a slice. But Maka was quick as she grabbed the broom from under herself and used it as a staff to stop the strike, pushed Eruka back, and hovered in the air.

"Damn...she's good." Eruka mumbled as she landed on her feet.

"Bunny Bunny...Carrot Torture!" with the spell chanted, a very large and pointed carrot erupted from the ground, nearly impaling Eruka as she stumbled back. But when she did, another carrot popped up, slashing against her back as she released a scream in agony.

"Eruka!" Soul shouted in pure shock. Before her partner could recover, more carrots appeared around her, leaving only a small straight forward opening inside the prison of carrots. Eruka got ready to run for it, but Maka dropped a few feet before her only exit. "Shit..."

"Soul. We need to focus." Eruka groaned.

"Wait...for that?! But we only pulled it off once!" Soul argued.

"Any other ideas, cool guy?" Soul sighed, knowing his partner was right.

"Alright Eruka. Lets do it." The two then began to focus. Their souls synchronized perfectly as they began to charge. Again and again, their energies grew larger as Maka prepared her own attack.

"Witch..."

"Bunny Bunny..."

"Hunter!" The blade of Eruka's scythe formed into a larger blade as she jumped into the air, preparing to slice Maka in half.

"Magic Burrow!" Maka had quickly dove herself into the ground. When the blade came down and destroyed most of the ground where Maka once stood, nothing was there. No body. No soul. Nothing but broken ground, dirt, and dust.

"Did we get her?" Soul questioned.

"I...I don't think so." Eruka mumbled, not sure as she looked around, keeping a tight grip on Soul for safety.

"I'm not." Eruka froze as a hand grabbed her leg and pulled her to the ground. Once her lower half was completely submerged in earth, she desperately struggled to get free, but was failing to escape.

"Eruka!" Soul cried as he watched his partner struggle. Right in front of her, Maka popped out of the ground with a crazed smile, holding a very sharp carrot as if it was a sickle.

"This has been fun." the witch grinned, "This is the most fun I've had in a while." She walked painfully slow towards the trapped Meister, who was now panicking as she tried to free herself. In a new flash of light, Soul materialized in his human form, his right arm a scythe as he pointed it at Maka.

"If you take another step." he warned, his red eyes sharp enough to pierce Maka's very soul, but the crazed with chuckled.

"Who the hell do you think your scaring?" Maka questioned as the two were caught in a heated staring contest. "...OK, you win."

"Huh?!" both Weapon and Meister were confused by the surrendering Witch.

"I won't kill you two. You're two fun to play with." With that as her reason, Maka picked up her broom and began to fly away, "But if my Master gives the order...I won't hesitate to kill next time." she then looked at the frightened Crona, "And you better watch out. Medusa won't be pleased to hear you ran to Shibusen for help." And thus, Maka Rabbit flew away.

"That's one creepy witch." Soul commented as he turned to his partner, who had fainted. "What the-aw geez! Eruka, wake up! Eruka!"