A/N: Tai's messing around. Kari plays along. Takes place after Formatting.


"Life is so cruel! My family shamed forever! I'm going to jump! Farewell, world!" Tai wailed dramatically to the air and the broad landscape before him.

"No Tai! Don't do it!" Kari screamed from below.

Matt just shook his head and snorted. "Yeah. He's going to die a horrible gruesome death jumping off a ledge that's exactly one meter off the ground."