"Woo hoo! Another round!" cried Eruka as she held up an empty mug in the air as she waited for her refill.
"Hee hee! If you say so." giggled the cat, Blair, as she poured Eruka's mug to the brim with booze. Where was this happening? At Chupa-Cabra's of course, where Eruka was currently getting drunk off her ass. Blair had no problem as she happily took payment after payment of each of Eruka's drinks as the witch gulped them down.
"Woo hoo! I haven't felt this loose in months!" To say Eruka was tipsy was like saying Medusa was unfriendly. The Frog Witch was completely wasted. Mug after mug of beer was swallowed down her throat as the fraidy witch was dizzy, giggling, and a black with white polka dotted mess.
"OK, girly. I think you've had enough." Blair grinned sweetly as she took the mug away from Eruka.
"Hey! I-hic-know when I've had enough! And I-hic-haven't had enough!" the drunken witch argued. Blair just sighed.
"But you don't have any more money. So, sadly dear, you're out of luck." Blair told her. Eruka grumbled as she stood up and stumbled towards the door, "Come back soon!"
"Count on it!" Eruka shouted over her shoulder as she walked out the door and stumbled onto the dark, gritty streets of Death City. She walked down the street, not quite aware of where she was going. But wherever she was going, she was giggling, laughing, and was too drunk to truly care.
"E-Eruka?!" Eruka turned around to see Crona walk up to her, "Are you OK?" he asked, wondering why Eruka appeared to be stumbling around.
"Yeah, you look pretty fucked up." Ragnarok observed.
"What-hic-makes ya think that? I'm sho fine!" Eruka cheered. Crona had covered his nose as he took a whiff of Eruka's alcoholic breath.
"Ugh. Your breath...I don't know how to deal with that." Crona mumbled.
"You idiot, she's drunk!" Ragnarok shouted.
"I don't know how to deal with that either." Ragnarok rolled his eyes as he waved his hand in front of Eruka's face.
"Hey, Frog Bitch! Snap out of it!"
"Fuck off, Ragnarok!" croaked Eruka.
This is where a record scratch would be heard as Ragnarok's eye twitched.
"Ragnarok, wait! She's intoxicated!" Crona tried to pull Ragnarok off Eruka, who was getting assaulted by Ragnarok's tiny hands, "I don't know how to deal with you beating up other people!" Of course, Ragnarok's tiny fists had no effect on anything, and the dull minded state that was of a drunk was no exception.
"Nobody tells me to fuck off you stupid, frog-" Ragnarok's rant was cut off by Eruka falling onto the street, face first, "Ha! That'll teach ya!"
"Oh man! What do I do?!" Crona panicked as he ran over to Eruka's unconscious body, who had passed out due to the alcohol intake.
"Hey man, you're on your own!" And with that, Ragnarok returned into Crona's body. Crona panicked as he looked around and tried to think. He just couldn't seem to handle this!
The next day...
Eruka slowly began to wake up, rubbing her head, "Oh man...what happened last night?" she asked aloud.
"You passed out." Eruka shrieked as she turned around and saw Crona, sitting in the corner with his pillow.
"Crona?! What are you doing in my room!?" Eruka asked.
"Actually, this is my room..." Corrected Crona. Eruka looked puzzled as she looked around, seeing that her usual frog plushy was gone, indicating that it was not her room.
"Oh...sorry." Eruka mumbled, Crona obviously hearing it, "But...uh...why am I here?"
"Oh! You passed out in the street. I didn't know how else to deal with it." Crona told her shyly. Eruka sighed as she rubbed the back of her head.
(Geez. That must have been awkward for him. I must have seriously been drunk that night.) thought the witch, "Well, thanks for not leaving me their." She said as she got up. Crona gave an awkward smile as Ragnarok popped out of his spine.
"He totally looked up your skirt." lied the black blood creature.
"What?!" Eruka asked, astonished.
"N-n-n-no I didn't!" Crona quickly shouted, his face a deep shade of red. He didn't know how to deal with the situation anymore.
Eruka: Epic Jac would like to thank the people who have been reading and reviewing this story!
Crona: H-h-he also wants to thank you all for giving this story the most reviews out of his other stories.
Blair: So, for you, the fans, Epic Jac is taking three requests from you! The next three chapters will be based off ideas from you!
Eruka: The chapters are selected on a 'first come, first serve' system! So if you aren't one of the three picked, better luck next time!
Crona: N-n-now review, or Ragnarok will take your soul. ...Did I say that right?
Ragnarok: Yup! Because I will!