Me: This idea was brought to you by 'Reaper 7' and personally, I found this scenario rather amusing. Thank you Reaper and thank you for your support.

It was once a bright, sunny, peaceful day. So what better way for the gang to enjoy the peace then to go camping in the woods. Maka had planned the route for them to take to get to their camp sight as Tsubaki and Liz prepared the food, Kid had made sure the basket was symmetrically packed. Soul had recorded some of his music for the occasion as the group had made it to the spot for their camping weekend.

"Uh...anyone seen Crona?" asked Maka worriedly as she looked around the camp sight, not seeing any sign of him.

"Come to think of it, Eurka's gone too." Liz observed as she looked around, the frog witch being gone as well.

"Ya think they got lost, sis?" asked Patty as she turned to her older sister.

"I'm sure they'll be fine." shrugged Black*Star. Maka looked ready to nag the assassin's ears off before Soul interjected, practically knowing his Meister's objective.

"It's not like Crona can't defend himself." Maka sighed, knowing Soul was right. Crona would be fine with Eruka...right?

"You idiot!" Ragnarok was currently delivering Crona a pounding with his tiny fists of rage, "You jackass! You got us lost in the woods! How could you be so stupid?!" Crona tried to block the barrage with his hands, which would have worked if not for Ragnarok also poking his nose and pulling his hair.

"Ow! Stop, Ragnarok! I'm sorry!" Crona cried as he tried to stop the black blooded terror.

"Cut it out, Ragnarok." Eruka scolded, "It isn't his fault. If anything...it's sort of mine." she admitted. But it wasn't sort of her fault.

It was ALL her fault.

Neither of them knew how Eruka could have misunderstood Maka's clear instructions, or not follow the sound of Black*Star's obnoxiousness, or even to the loud music from Soul's Walkman, since only cool guys used Walkman apparently. But however it happened, the deed was done and now they were lost in the middle of the woods.

"Whatever." groaned the black blooded freak as he retreated into Crona's spine. Crona sighed as Ragnarok's abuse had stopped, but was quick to notice the other problem the duo had: being hopelessly lost in the woods.

"Uh...Eruka?" pipped up the skittish killer, "Do you have any idea which way we should be going?"

"Uh...sure I do." Eruka lied, but it was obvious that she was. Even Crona could tell she had no idea where she was suppose to be going. But hey, what wrong could it go from following the witch?

"You two are a couple of idiots." groaned Ragnarok as he lied himself on Crona's head like a bored boy in math class. It was now dark and Eruka and Crona were still lost in the woods, "Do you idiots know where we're going?"

"Of course I do!" Eruka shouted, Crona having tuned out of the world and now following the witch like a zombie, "What makes you think we're lost?!"

"You morons passed the same damn tree three times." Ragnarok pointed towards the a tree, which had a crude drawing of a frog on it. Eruka's eyes widened when she saw it. They had been walking in circles! "I take it from that stupid look on your face that it's finally sunk in that you're lost."

"Shut up!" Eruka shouted.

Then, there was a loud, low, growling noise.

"...W-w-w-what was that?!" yelped Crona, just now snapping back to reality.

"I...I don't know." Eruka stuttered, possibly more scared than Crona, if that was somehow possible. The two, three if you count Ragnarok, turned to the source of the noise as they saw a pair of red, beady eyes glaring right at them. Eruka stumbled back as did Crona.

"WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!" The beast roared as, what appeared to be, a giant bear arose from the shadows it was in. The bear was three times the size of a regular bear.

Then a very girly scream echoed through the night as Crona followed the crying, screaming witch as the giant bear was chasing them.

"Did you guys here anything?" asked Kid as he looked around, roasting his marshmallow carefully around an open flame. He had to make sure it was symmetrically roasted.

"I'm sure your just hearing things." Liz shrugged.

"No...that sounded like-" Maka was interrupted as a roaring sound could be heard. She turned around and saw Eruka running right towards her.

"Hey! There's Eruka!" chimed Patty. When Eruka reached the camp sight, she had collapsed on the ground, panting heavily.

"Where were you?! And what happened to Crona?!" shouted Maka as she picked the witch up by her dress's collar.

"Big...bear...woods..." panted the Frog Witch as foot steps were heard. Everyone turned around, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" and Eruka screamed when they all saw Crona, covered in blood as he walked towards the group. Everyone else looked either shocked, nonchalant, or-in Patty's case-were giggling.

"I...didn't know how to deal with the bear."