Originally, there wasn't gonna be a chapter this week. But I got inspired by two Youtube videos. Enjoy

Black*Star had trained long and hard for this challenge of skill, dexterity, and cunning. He had trained for days, but it appeared none of his training was doing him any good, for his opponent had him out matched. It was hard for the 'big star' to accept, but even he had to look at the facts.

Crona was beating him at Pong. 10-0 no less.

"Wow, Black*Star, this is kind of fun." Black*Star looked ready to crush his Wii Remote in his own fists as he gave Crona a horrifying look that would scare the Kishin. Crona noticed this look and shook a bit as the ninja put the controller down.

"You know what, Crona?" Black*Star's voice was a scary calm as he had a straight, "You might have beaten me in such a stupid game-"

"But wasn't this your-"

"But such a Big Star, such as me, doesn't have to be better than you at this. So how about we make things more interesting." smirked the blue haired ninja.

"H-h-how's that?" Crona was more than just a bit nervous as the Star Clan assassin grinned at him, two gold stars appearing in his iris, "S-stop giving me that look! I can't deal with it!"

We now see our two favorite professional killers standing outside. We see Crona and Black*Star are both looking at Death the Kid, the young Shinigami reading some book.

"Black*Star, I'm not sure about this..." mumbled Crona.

"Stop worrying!" Black*Star grinned, "It's simple: the 1st one of us to defeat Kid in a contest wins!"

"Well, OK..." mumbled Crona, "What exactly happens to the loser again?" Crona wondered again. Black*Star gave him a dark, scary look.

"The loser has to...go look for the Holy Sword." he grinned evilly.

"Wait...why exactly is that bad?" Black*Star showed Crona the Excalibur Face. Crona didn't exactly know what it meant, but it sure didn't seem pleasant.

Kid got up, having enjoyed his peaceful reading as he headed off, stopping when he heard a deranged cry. He turned his head as he saw Black*Star, charging right for him like a mad bull, fist made and ready to collide with the Reaper.

"KID, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUU GH!" Kid was in no mood for Black*Star or his constant desire to fight as he simply stepped out of the way and extended his foot, causing the ninja to trip as he went flying through the air and crashing onto the ground.

"There, you lose." Kid said simply as he noticed Crona walked up to him, "Huh? Hello Crona."

"Uh...hi Kid." Crona greeted, "Black*Star said he wanted us to have a contest."

"Oh. Well then...Rock Paper Scissors?" suggested Kid, not wanting to fight the pink haired boy. Crona nodded as they shot their hands, Crona pulling Rock as Kid pulled Scissors, "Well, I guess I lost...again."

"Well...if you didn't always pick Scissors-"

"BUT SCISSORS IS THE MOST SYMMETRICAL OUT OF THE OPTIONS!" cried Kid in hysteria.

We now see a miserable Black*Star as he walked into the cave where Excalibur lived. He walked through the water with a hate filled look as he came across the spot where the Holy Sword resided.

Strangely, he wasn't there. And it was gone.

"GREETINGS, TRAVELER!" boomed the voice of Excalibur, "FOR COMING THIS FAR, YOU SHALL HAVE THE HONOR OF WATCHING THE EXCALIBUR BROTHERS!"

"Wait, what?!"

To Black*Star's shock, and fear, there was more than 1 Excalibur! In fact, there were 4! The Shinobi looked in pure horror and disgust. One was bad enough...but four!

"EXCALIBUR~ EXCALIBUR~" they all sand in perfect, yet horrific harmony as they danced.

"OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP!"

"FOOL! DON'T INTERRUPT US!"