Omake:
For those who wondered about the 'brat' comment:
Yes, I was included in that. As one of the brats, for the redundant among you.
Fu-aank you for asking.
While I had truly resolved to update this story today, I am also completely and utterly wiped out. Hence this omake as compromise. Next time on OSS: 9-years-old.
Oh, and I do not own Naruto. How DARE I almost forget? *sarcasm*