AN: Yes, I know that I seem to use duPont and Pond interchangeably. It isn't a typo or anything, the duPont family used 'Pond' as an alias whenever they needed to interact with the world without causing chaos. They do need to eat etc.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, how can it be? It's rather obvious though, sucks to be me!
I don't know what is going on, but Naruto just declared himself my rival.
I mean, what the fuck, didn't he already have duckbutt?
Oh right, the Uchiha's hadn't been massacred yet. Sasuke was still mostly loveable.
Speaking of which, I really should decide soon whether to do something about that or not. On one hand, it was a tragedy that could have been prevented. On the other, they WERE planning a rebellion, and madness seemed to be genetic.
Ofcourse, I don't really have the right to point fingers when it comes to insanity, what with having been a duPont, but then again, even with me being the white sheep out, the entire world was out for our blood for a GOOD reason.
Meh, to be honest, I just can't bring myself to care. And how the hell should I go about something like this to begin with, send Nana in?
Eh, that was actually a good idea, but that brings me back to my point:
Do the Uchiha deserve to be saved?
It was something I didn't really want to think about.
So lets return to the topic that had spawned this introspective moment.
Naruto, in all his bright orange glory, had just declared himself my rival.
"Rejected."