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"Talking"
"Jutsu"
Naruto sitting in a hospital bed staring at the red head next to him.
"What is it Naru-chan?"Kushina asks.
"Don't call me that Dattabeo."
"Dattabeo." Kushina says.
Snort.
Naruto looks at her. "What?"
Snort "You even have a verbal tick like the rest of my side of the family." Kushina giggles.
Naruto looks at her in interest. "You have one too?"
"Yes I do. Dattabane." Kushina says putting her head down with a sigh.
"Thats funny tam-." Naruto stops and puts his hands over his mouth.
"What was that?" Kushina asks a dark aura coming off of her.
"Nothing." Naruto squeaks out from the memories of the day before.
Flashback
"Ku-ku-kushina he didn't mean it." Minato says from behind Konkuro.
"Yes he did." Kushina says sniffling. "I blame you for this he's your son Dattabane."
Silence.
"What the hell!" The resounding shout echoes through the stadium.
"Hehehehe the brats right she looks like a tomato."
They turn to see four sound nin.
The fourth Hokage looks at the foreign nin and cringes in pity for them.
Naruto watches as he see's an aura like he's never seen before coming from the red haired woman.
As Naruto continues to watch in growing horror he does the only thing he can think to do and tries to run for it. Only to charge right into Temari and knock her off her Feet.
"I can't watch it anymore." Naruto Manages to squeak out trying to hide as he goes paler and paler and starts to shake from fear at the horrifying screams.
"N-n-n-no-o-o m-m-m-more please Temari-chan make it stop." Naruto stutters out.
"Naruto you can look now." Temari says in a drawn voice.
Naruto looks to see Sauske pale as a ghost Sakura passed out on the ground frothing at the mouth Gaara Konkuro pale with their knees shaking. The Fourth hokage wasn't much better face drawn pale Knees giving the occasional twitch here and there.
Naruto looks over to Kushina sitting on one of the nins holding his vest shaking him and yelling "Don't you ever Call me tomato again you asshole. The next time you call me tomato I'm going to tare your balls off and make you eat them." Kushina says as she gets off the nin.
She turns to see the five plus one comatose patient staring at her.
"What do you think you your doing to my son?" Kushina asks sweetly.
"No-no-nothing he did this when you scared him." Temari stutters out.
"Naruto get off her this instant." Kushina demands.
Naruto tries to get up only to pass out on Temari.
"Naruto get off her now!" Kushina yells.
"Five more minutes jiji." Naruto mumbles as he snuggles more into Temari's chest.
Temari blushes at Naruto's actions.
"Great my Naru-chans a pervert damn Jiriaya." Kushina grumbles as she walks over to Naruto and Temari.
"Take him for now. We need to get to the hospital and expel the invading forces."
"Yes of course I want you four." The Fourth hokage points to Sauske, Gara, Konkuro, and Temari. " to fill me in on whats going on here." The four genin nod.
"Good let's get going." Minato says.
End of flash back
"It won't happen again will it?" Kushina asks.
"No ma'am." Naruto says respectfully.
"Good now get some rest." Kushina says.
"Are you?" Naruto asks.
"Hmm." Kushina looks at Naruto.
"Are you really my kaa-chan?" Naruto asks.
"Naruto I don't expect you to believe us so after we put the village back together were going to get everything together that includes your birth certificate and blood test seals so we can prove it now get some rest ok." Kushina says with a smile.
Naruto nods as he smiles back.
With Minato and the council
"Lord Fourth we have everything ready to begin making preparations to begin rebuilding the village when ever your ready." Koharu says flipping through some paperwork.
"Very well begin immediately." Minato says nodding.
"Their is one more order of business that needs to be taken care of lord hokage." one of the civilian members says.
"And what might that be." Minato asks curiously.
"The Kyuubi brat lord Hokage we must get rid of it." The civilian hisses out.
"And who pray tell is the one whom declared the hero I chose is the Kyuubi. If none will step forward than I shall explain a thing or two about the seal that is on the boy." The Fourth Hokage looks around expectantly nobody moves or says anything. "The seal is of my own design as some of you may know it is a modified version of the shiki fuin. the seal is designed to alow some of the foxes chakra to flow into his chakra coils after they've been filter through the seal. If he needs more than that he can take more into his system but he needs to have control to do it. Another addition I've made is that he will be able to use all of the foxes chakra but he'll need the key to do that and the key is hidden only three people know were it is. Then their is the backups in place on the seal as well as the buffers that protect his mind from the influence of the fox. Now do you understand a bit more about the seal I placed on my son." Minato finishes his speech and looks at the council.
"Theirs no way that thing is your son." A fat merchant civilian exclaims in anger.
"Oh he's my son alright. What amazes me is how none of you were able to figure it out. Hes not only related to one hokage but three."
They all stare at him giving their best impression of a fish out of water.
"And which ones, is the pup related to?" Tsume says with a feral smile.
"The first, The second, and me The fourth."
Shikaku Nara sums it up best "troublesome hokage."
"What?" Minato asks confused.
"Why didn't we know about your son from the get go. You were never married were you?" A pink haired woman says.
"I never announced it because of Iwa I didn't want my family attacked. And I was married a year and a half before Kushina gave birth to Naruto. We have the wedding certificates, birth certificates as well as witness statements from Jiriaya, Tsunade, Tuechi Ichiraku, and Hiruzen Sarutobi. Just give me some time to get ahold of the documents."
Random civilian council member." Theirs no way that demon brat is you son I refuse to accept it."
"Wether you refuse or accept it he was named as my heir the seals from the hospital have already verified it. He is my son." Minato says glaring at the fat merchant. "What I can't fathom is why the Hiruzen never told my son who his parents were."
"Lord hokage if I may ask theirs something I've noticed about the boy." Homura says.
"And what is that?" Minato asks.
"Well you see the boy possesses rapid healing at an extraordinary rate. My question is, is it the fox that is responsible for it?" The rest of the council looks at Minato.
"To answer your question no that's all him it's apart of our bloodline irregardless of the injury except a kill shot we will heal as long as we have chakra."
"So its a bloodline?" Koharu asks.
Minato nods his head. "Yes my family calls it the body of the sage."
"Before we dismiss this meeting I would like to remind you that what was said about my son is a double S class secret until I can find all the documents that I need. So please have a nice day council members. Meeting dismissed." Minato says as he stands from his seat.
"Lord Fourth." A womans voices calls out to him.
He turns to see the pink haired woman.
"How may I help you?"
"Well since you wife is no longer amongst the living. would you mind going out with me?" The pink haired woman asks.
"I'm sorry my wife is still amongst the live and the last time I checked I told you I'd never go out with you and I checked up on what you've done to my son you've had him thrown out of almost every store in the Leaf Village and charged up to 5 times more than anyone else in the Village and don't get me started on what your daughters done to my son with how much she beats him because of her own insecurities." Minato says as he turns and walks away.
It's always the same dealing with the council always gives me a headache. Minato thinks as he walks towards the Hospital to check on Naruto.
As he walks he looks around the village to see what's changed. Not much he thought until he see's a woman with red hair walking towards him. "Hows Naruto Kushi-chan?" Minato asks.
"Resting peacefully. I was going to get something to eat." Kusina says.
Minato looks at his wife. "Ichiraku ramen sound good to you Kushi-chan."
Kushina looks at Minato with a smile."Yes Dattabane." Kushina's eyes go wide and her face falls.
"Kushi-chan its gotten better over the years don't look sad you should be happy. It used to be every sentence." looking Kushina in the eyes before pulling her into an embrace. "Now lets go to Ichiraku's and we'll bring Naruto a couple bowls tomorrow before I have some much needed meetings and I have to go through some paperwork Ok?" Minato asks putting his arm around Kushina's waist as they walk to the ramen stand.
The next day
Naruto starts his wake up routine rub eyes, check yawn, check rub eyes again, check smell ramen check going for his second yawn "ramen were." he shouts. Looking around he see's the red haired woman and the blonde haired man siting on either side of him.
"So it wasn't a dream." Naruto says.
"No Naruto-kun it wasn't." The blonde man says.
"If you don't mind me asking why did you pick me to carry the kyuubi."
"Couldn't ask another parent to do something I wasn't willing to do myself. Do you understand what I'm getting at?"
"Your an example for the village. Right?" Naruto asks.
"Right. Now here's something to eat after this get some rest we'll see you soon as your ok to get out." Minato says as he starts to walk for the door.
"Oh Naruto before I forget your heritage will be announced after the repairs and your grand ma comes here."
The next day Minato hokage building
Dammit why didn't people respect what I wanted for my son. Minato thinks as he reads through the papers involving his sons team and his time at the academy.
"Anbu bring Kakashi Hatake here immediately I would like to speak with my sons sensei."
An Anbu bows before disappearing in a twirling of leaves.
Ten minutes later
Kakashi Hatake enters the office "Hey sensei long time no see."
"Hatake sit down." Minato says agitation clear as a bell in his voice.
"May I ask what the problem is sensei?"
"The problem is that i was going over the files for one Naruto Uzumaki, his files from the academy. I found some pretty interesting inconsistencies."
"And what kind of inconsistencies sensei." Kakashi says in a bland voice.
"Well for starters he never had any formal training from any of the instructors. In the first two years of the academy he was sent out of all critical classes regarding chakra control advanced taijutsu basic academy jutsu genjutsu traps weapons practice and sparing."
"I see your point Minato-sensei he should be dropped from the shinobi program post haste.
"And what makes you say that Hatake-san. When you requested to have Naruto on your team."
"I requested to have him put on my team so that he could motivate Sauske Uchia without matching him."
"So you wanted Naruto to help you train Sauske." Minato ask anger in his voice.
"Yes he didn't show much promise as a shinobi." Kakashi says flippantly.
"So than you decided not to train Naruto." Minato says holding his anger back.
"Sensei Naruto is an idiot he has no aptitude to even make it as a mediocre shinobi. I didn't want him to embarrass me which is why I only trained Sauske and Sakura."
"So you willingly hamstringed my son and the heir to three clans."
"Hes your son sensei. Why would you claim that idiot as your son?"
"Yes he is Kakashi. Effective immediately team seven is disbanded you will be given Sauske Uchia as a protagé since hes the only one you care to train. Oh and Kakashi stay away from my son I dont need you killing him because of how inept you are as a sensei. I won't allow you to teach anymore than one student at a time especially when you show favorites to your students. You have embarrassed me with your teaching methods I know for a fact that I taught you better than that." Minato growls.
"Sensei if I'd known he was your son." Kakashi starts only to be cut off by Minato.
"You would've played favorites with him like your doing now with Sauske." Minato says looking Kakashi in the eye.
Kakashi looks down unable to make eye contact.
"Get out Kakashi. Don't bother talking to my family anymore. You've tried to get my son killed for the last time."
Clearly dismissed from the meeting Kakashi walks out in a daze.
Sensei Naruto I'm so sorry.
Thats it for this chapter please R&R till next time.