Her dream started out like they mostly do; a romantic setting, this time a grassy hill over-looking the ocean. He was standing there, looking out over the sunset, handsome as ever, his white hair blowing in the wind.

She approached him nervously, carrying two cups of tea on a tray. This is it! She thought to herself, the day I confess to my crush! With the love potion I put in his tea, there's no way he can refuse me!

She came closer, the soft shuffling of her feet in the grass alerting him to her presence. He turned to look at her, the sunlight glinting off of his glasses and into her eyes…

…and suddenly, there was no hill or sunset. There was a large fire burning in a circle of stones, a few logs strategically placed around it for sitting. Trees surrounded the area, the waning crescent moon high in the sky.

He sat on one of the logs, a deeply introspective look on his face; the light of the fire bathing his visage in warm light and flickering over his glasses. His cerulean eyes gazed into the fire with startling intensity, as if he was contemplating the very nature of the flames.

In her opinion, he had never looked more handsome.

She approached him slowly, two cups of tea rattling on the tray from her nerves. This is it! She thought to herself, the day I confess to my crush! With the love potion I put in his tea, there's no way he can refuse me!

…please Kami, don't let him reject my feelings…I don't think my heart could take it…

One of her feet bumped into a log, making a hollow thunk ring out through the clearing, breaking the silence like a sledgehammer against a crystal glass.

His eyes flickered from the fire to her face, mirth shining in those cerulean orbs she loved to get lost in.

"It's late, Asuna-chan. You should be resting." His deep voice, not deep enough to sound like a giant, but enough to give his words a low, almost sultry tone that caressed her ears like velvet issued from his soft lips quietly.

Her voice, on the other hand, seemed too high-pitched and squeaky, like squirrel being stepped on. "I-I c-couldn't sl-sleep." Repeatedly.

He smiled gently, the smile he only made for her, when she did something he found cute. "Late night tea does help you relax. Come sit with me, Asuna-chan." He patted the space to his immediate right softly.

Nervous and jittery, she sat next to him, the beginnings of a blush heating her cheeks. "I-I ma-made you s-some, N-Naruto-kun," She managed to stutter out, holding the tray out to him.

His smile became knowing, and his thin but strong fingers pulled one of the cups off of the tray. "Thank you, Asuna-chan."

They sat there for what seemed like hours, just sipping their tea and enjoying the ambient noises of the forest at night, watching the fire as it danced over blackened logs.

"You know, Asuna-chan," He commented lightly, draining the last dregs of his tea, "You didn't have to spike the tea."

Her anxiety jumped up several notches, and she began to tremble. She stiffened as his arm came up and wrapped around her shoulder, drawing her body closer to his.

"If you wanted to find out how I feel about you, Asuna-chan…all you had to do was ask." He whispered into her ear, his warm breath washing over her skin and making her spine tingle pleasurably.

"How…how do you feel about me?" She asked, gathering the vestiges of her courage.

He didn't answer, and she felt her heart crack…

…Until she heard his voice.

"Underneath the moon, and

Underneath the night,

When you're with me,

The stars are so bright.

Like promises, held in safety,

Waiting for the one to make it true…

Nothing matters more to me, than when I'm with you."

She stared at him unabashedly. That was the first time she had heard him sing, and it was like magic had flowed out of every word.

He turned to her, their faces inches apart. Her heart began to beat wildly in her chest as his other hand rose up to her face, cupping her jaw tenderly. She leaned forward, feeling his breath on her lips, tingles of electricity racing through her body.

She expected her dream to end; they always did before she could kiss him.

But this time, their lips met, and it was as if she had been struck by a bolt of lightning. His lips were so soft and firm, gentle and caressing her own like a warm embrace from a lover.

Her hands rose to his shoulders, one settling on the back of his neck and holding on to the smooth skin, the other brushing through his soft, golden hair.

Their lips parted, just enough for him to speak. "Does that answer your question, hime?"

Asuna's eyes fluttered open, still feeling the warmth of Naruto's lips on her own and his body held tight against hers…

…Actually, she was holding a warm body, though it was smaller than Naruto's, and had red hair, wearing pajamas that had little gerbils dancing on them.

"KYYAAAH!"

Asuna's scream woke Naruto up, halfway across the campus. He looked around the room, searching for the source, when he remembered where Negi was sleeping. "Well that would certainly explain it." He said to himself, smirking.

"…?"

Naruto turned to see Zazie's sleepy amber eyes peeking out from under her blankets. "Don't worry about it, Zazie-chan. It was just someone screaming in terror."

She nodded sleepily and fell back asleep, cute little snores issuing from her slightly-parted lips.

Naruto smiled at her cuteness, before he pulled himself out of his bed and dressed in loose fitting pants, leaving his chest and back bare. Exiting the dorm, he searched around and found a clearing large enough for his morning exercises.

Closing his eyes, he drew on his energy and molded it to his will. With a firm stomp of his foot, six logs burst out of the ground, stopping at the height of six feet. One more stomp made the last log, this one growing to eight feet and having a single branch grow from the side, completely horizontal and smooth.

Naruto stretched his muscles and did some light calisthenics, before he jumped up and grasped the branch, beginning a set of pull-ups.

The following hour involved Naruto doing his pull-ups, vertical crunches with the bar being held under his knees, push-ups, jumping jacks, and all manner of muscular endurance and strength training.

The next hour, Naruto began to flow through different katas of different hand-to-hand styles, using the previous logs to beat upon, shattering them into clouds of splinters and wood dust at the end of every set.

With forty minutes to go until the bell, Zazie joined him outside, stretching and practicing her acrobatics and juggling for the Nightmare Circus. That was what she said, anyway. But she seemed to have always just looked away when he looked over his shoulder.

Zazie hit the shower first while Naruto made them a quick breakfast of egg sandwiches, while Zazie made them some fruit salad to go with it while Naruto showered.

They ate quickly and left the dorm, catching up to a fuming Asuna, a giggling Konoka, and an embarrassed Negi.

Asuna stomped up to Naruto in anger, pointing an accusing finger in his face. "Why didn't you tell me that Negi can't sleep without a sister-figure?!"

Naruto shrugged and smiled blankly. "Negi has to sleep with a sister-figure? Huh, I never noticed that." He leaned in and winked at her. "Probably because I'm a guy."

Steam began to rise from her head, as he smirked at her. Naruto turned to Konoka and smiled at her. "Good morning, Konoka-chan. I hope you slept well."

The brown-haired girl blushed prettily at the attention. "I did, Naruto-ku-sensei!" she tried to cut over her mistake, but a glance at Naruto revealed that he had caught it.

"There's no need to call me sensei outside of the classroom, Konoka-chan." He patted her on the shoulder and winked. "You can call me whatever you want, hime."

Asuna felt a bolt of jealousy shoot through her at her savior calling another girl 'hime'. She didn't even think about why she called him 'her savior' in her mind.

The group continued on their way to class, making it there about five minutes before the bell. Naruto and Negi took the time to set up for the lesson.

The rest of class 2-A began to stream in, some hanging out by each other's desks and talking, or sitting quietly and reading a book or finishing homework.

The bell finally rang, and the class stood, facing the front desk where Naruto was sitting. "Stand!" Nodoka called shakily. "B-Bow! Sit!"

Naruto smiled at the class and opened his book. "Good morning, class. Let's jump right in, shall we?"

Time passed rather quickly. The went through the book, using examples and writing things on the chalkboard, then calling on the class to translate passages from the book.

The only real trouble was Asuna, who seemed to suck at English…or any sort of academia, really.

"I warned you not to get on my bad side, you brat!" She shouted as she shook Negi by the collar, her hair coming loose and brushing Negi's nose.

The red-head's eyes rolled back, as he began to sneeze, Naruto's finger stopped him, a small magic cancelling spell dispersing the wind magic in Negi's nose, while also stopping him from sneezing.

The look on Naruto's face was one of exasperation. "Seriously, atsui-atama. How has shaking Negi worked out for you the last couple of times?"

Asuna blushed in embarrassment, letting Negi go. The bell rang for lunch, and the class began to file out, heading to a spot eat lunch that was already packed, or to buy lunch.

As Konoka filed out, Naruto called out, "Konoka-chan!"

The brunette spun on the spot, a blush coloring her face. "Y-Yes, sensei?"

He smiled softly at her, letting her know that she wasn't in trouble. "Come have lunch with me. There's something important we need to talk about. You're not in any trouble, don't worry."

A few of the girls left in class glared at Konoka jealously as Naruto stepped up to her and held his arm out for her to take. "Shall we, milady?" He asked in false snobbish tone.

Konoka giggled and replied in an equally fake voice, "Why thank you, good sir, we shall."

So they left the classroom, arm in arm. Naruto led the Konoe heiress around the campus, finally finding a spot underneath a tree that wasn't occupied.

As Konoka took out her lunch, Naruto cast a quick privacy spell over the area so they wouldn't be overheard. The brunette felt the magic and looked around, trying to find the cause of the strange feeling.

"So, Konoka-chan, what do you know about magic?" The blonde asked without preamble.

Konoka blinked blankly, giving Naruto a confused face. "You mean like fairies and unicorns?"

Naruto chuckled and shook his head. "No, I mean fireballs, demons, wands, potions, and spells."

She shook her head, still giving him that cutely confused look. "Should I?"

"Considering your grandfather, father and myself are all mages, probably." He acquiesced.

Konoka stared at him incredulously for a few seconds, before she began to laugh. As she laughed, Naruto stared at her with one eyebrow raised, a classic "are you done?" expression.

She wiped a few stray tears from her eyes and looking back at her sensei. "That's a good joke, Naruto-sensei, but-"

Her voice cut off as Naruto opened a hand and allowed a ball of fire to roar into existence right above it. With a flick of his wrist, the fireball extinguished and was replaced by a ball of water that rippled and shimmered, before freezing over into a globe of ice that shattered with a loud crack. In the place of the globe was a small seed, which grew right before her eyes, lengthening into a green stem and a bud, before the bud opened and a honey-colored orchid bloomed in his fingers, which he used to gently brush back her hair and place it behind her ear.

Konoka's twitching fingers reached up to the flower and caressed the petals, jumping slightly as they came in contact. "It's real?" She asked in a whisper.

Her wide, disbelieving honey eyes met his cerulean, shock prevalent on her face. "Why didn't they tell me?" Konoka asked in a hurt voice.

Naruto sent her a sad smile, taking off his glasses to look her directly in the eyes. "The world of Magic is not a very safe place, Konoka-chan. They did it to protect you, though it would ultimately be a useless endeavor, as you have a lot of magical power."

He reached out and picked her up easily, setting her in his lap and hugging her softly. "There are those people out there who would try to use your power for bad things, and that is one of the reasons why I told you this."

Naruto pulled back so he could meet her eyes. "I want to train you, Konoka-chan, to make you stronger, so you can stand against the ones who would try to use you. Do you want me to?"

Konoka sniffled and bowed her head, clearly thinking over the offer very hard. Her spine stiffened, and she looked up into Naruto's face, a raging inferno of determination burning behind her honey orbs. "I want to be strong! Please teach me, Naruto-sensei!"

Naruto chuckled and hugged her again, her own pale arms snaking around her shoulders and hugging him back. "You don't have to call me sensei outside of class, Konoka-chan."

She giggled into his shirt and squeezed him tightly.

…

Afterwards, they'd had lunch, with Naruto declaring that her cooking was far superior to his and demanding that she teach him how to make such wonderful onigiri.

They were now walking back to the main campus, enjoying the sights and sounds of Mahora.

"Naruto-sensei!" A voice called out from behind them, making them turn to see who it was, finding Nodoka being pushed by Haruna Saotome, a girl with greenish-black hair who was noted as a gossip-monger and a perverted mangaka.

"Can I help you, Haruna-chan?" Naruto asked with amusement, watching as Nodoka would glance at him and then quickly look away with a blush, while Haruna was eyeing his form in way that made him feel both scared and aroused; an odd combination he wasn't sure should be felt around a fifteen-year-old girl.

The mangaka pushed the purplette forward, almost right into Naruto. "Do you see anything different about Honya-chan?"

The bookworm flushed bright red as Naruto's eye roved over her face. "Ah! You got a haircut, Nodoka-chan! It looks very good on you." He commented.

Nodoka nearly fainted, it was only the fact that Haruna was holding her up kept her from falling down. The perverted mangaka brushed a few bangs off of Nodoka's face to show her deep blue eyes underneath. "I know, right? She's such a cute girl but she never shows her face!"

Naruto smiled. "Well you should, Nodoka-chan. You're a very cute girl." He said with a wink. Behind his back, Konoka shot an envious glare at Nodoka, while Haruna grinned.

The bookworm's mouth worked open and closed soundlessly as her face became dangerously red, before she fled rapidly, leaving Naruto, Konoka and Haruna in the dust.

"Sorry sensei!" The mangaka shouted apologetically as she chased after her friend.

Naruto chuckled at the antics of his students and continued back to campus with Konoka. As they reached the main path, right before the entrance, Negi zipped past them, holding something in the air and yelling for Asuna, who was about three meters in front of them.

"Asuna-san, Asuna-san! I did it, I made the love potion!" Negi yelled loudly, childlike exuberance obvious in his voice.

Asuna started yelling at Negi about something to do with the love potion while Naruto began to frown. "Wait, a love potion?"

Konoka looked up at Naruto curiously. "What does that do?"

The blonde scowled as Negi and Asuna began to wrestle over the phial. "It creates a field around a person that draws in the opposite sex through a form of subtle mind-control and lowering of the inhibitions. With someone who hates the target, they will lust after them, while someone who has feelings for the target will show it more, usually in the form of gifts, declarations of love and seduction." His scowl deepened as the two tried to force into the other's mouth. "They're also a Class-B controlled substance, illegal to make and sell without proper authorization and a license…and they're wrestling over it in broad daylight!"

Naruto upped the pace of his stride, reaching the two as they wrestled over the potion. "Hey!" He barked angrily, "What-hrrk!"

His shout had scared the crap out of Asuna and Negi, and in a terrifying example of synchronicity, jerked the same way and sent the open phial soaring through the air…

…And into Naruto's open mouth.

The phial hit the back of Naruto's throat and spilled the contents inside, and having been taken by surprise, Naruto swallowed the love potion.

The blonde mage pulled the phial out of his mouth and hacked, the impact hitting his uvula and making him gag.

"Ow! Damn it Negi! You know love potions are banned!" Naruto coughed and glared at the younger mage, and would have continued to rail at him, had it not been for the weight that became present on his back, along with the moderately sized breasts pressing against him.

He looked over his shoulder, seeing Konoka's blush-laden face inches away from his. "Oh, sensei…" She moaned breathily, her hands molding themselves to his muscular torso.

To Naruto's chagrin, the warning bell rang, and most of Class 2-A came up along the path. The first to see Konoka was Ayaka. "Konoka Konoe! That kind of behavior is totally unbecoming of a student and a teacher! You should remove yourself henceforth!"

Ayaka's eyes suddenly transformed into hearts as she knelt, and pulled a bouquet of red roses from an unidentifiable space on her person. "And allow me to show my affection to you, Naruto-kun!"

The girls began to crowd around Naruto, grabbing at his muscles and rubbing themselves against him. He also felt one or two grab something that wasn't supposed to grabbed like that.

Shit! He thought to himself, What did I do that last time this happened? Naruto tried to recall desperately as Chizuru Naba, the bustiest girl in class, grabbed his head and shoved it in between her breasts.

How are they so soft? Naruto wondered before mentally slapping himself and trying to pull his head from the comfort of Chizuru's chest. What did I do?!

He managed to turn his head, just barely as Chizuru had a tight hold of his neck, so that instead of being in them, he was lying against them like pillows. He looked down into Zazie's amber lust-clouded eyes as she latched onto his arm like a limpet.

"…" She mumbled to him, almost moaning out the words. "…!"

All activity stopped as everyone stared at Zazie in shock and surprise. Holy shit… Naruto though, completely taken by surprise. I didn't know she had such a dirty mouth!

Meanwhile, Jenna frowned as the class gaped at Zazie. "She didn't even say anything! How could they hear her when she doesn't talk?"

She turned to Hailey to complain, instead finding the runner's face bright red. "Wait, you could hear her? How the fuck does that work? What did she say?"

Just thinking about what Zazie said made Hailey flush even more.

Taking advantage of the distraction provided by Zazie's lustful words, the blonde mage reached inside of his sleeve and withdrew a pinch of flash powder he kept there for emergencies, tossing it into the air and teleporting himself out of the grasps of 2-A.

The flash powder ignited in with a small bang and burst of light, making the girls cover their eyes. When their vision cleared, they began to search for the object of their affections, finding him running away into the building.

With a harmonious yet chilling cry of "Naruto-kun!" the girls began to chase after the blonde, leaving Asuna and Negi behind.

Think, dammit, think! The only way to relieve the effects is unconsciousness, either by forced means like trauma (which I won't do, as that would mean hurting my students) or by orgasm. Naruto shuddered at that thought. Pervy thoughts! Bad ero-magi, focus! The love potion makes them act like crazy fangirls! Wait…crazy fangirls + Japanese physiology= I know what to do!

Rounding a corner, Naruto acted quickly, banishing his coat and glasses to his personal pocket dimension than casting a shrinking spell on his shirt, making it uncomfortably tight, almost like a second skin. He turned and leaned against the doorway, waiting for the girls to catch up.

He did not have to wait long, the thundering stampede of girls rounded the corner at a head-long sprint.

To them, he looked like a model out of a fashion magazine, leaning against the doorway with a sexy, teasing smirk on his face, his shirt stretched across his muscles, doing exactly nothing to hide them.

"Hello, ladies…" He drawled, his voice low and smooth like silk and chocolate. "I believe you were looking for me?"

With a small flex of his power, the shirt he wore was ripped into pieces, floating to the ground and leaving his chest bare to the eye.

With a quick application of a minor water spell and light spell, he now seemed to have sweat all over his chest, and the light made it seem like he was sparkling, like he had just come out of a pool on a sunny summer day.

In short, a fangirl's wet dream.

In addition to that, he sent out a wave of his own aura mixed with lust, something he called a 'Sexual Intent'.

Killing Intent was where a person, with the right amount of power, can focus a small amount of energy with their intent to murder someone and the illusions of horrific mutilation to terrify an enemy to either scare them off or put them off balance enough so that they wouldn't be able to react to an attack.

Sexual Intent was similar in many ways, though the 'murder' part was replaced by 'fuck senseless' and 'horrific mutilation' was replaced 'relentless pleasure'.

So, all of the girls caught in the wave felt amazing pleasure and had visions of the blonde sensei doing whatever they wanted to them, how they wanted it.

With a squeal he was sure broke the sound barrier, all of the girls collapsed, blushes and nosebleeds rampant among the crowd.

If there were any there who didn't have feelings for the blonde before, they sure did now.

With relieved sigh, Naruto dropped his smirk. Now, I have to hide before I come across any more!

He jogged down another hallway, and seeing a closet, yanked open the door and zipped inside, slamming it after him.

"Sensei?"

Naruto jumped in shock at the voice coming from behind him, turning around to see Asakura Kazumi standing up from her kneeling position over a trough of solution with cables and clamps hanging above it, with the room being bathed in red light.

It was a dark room.

And he was in it, with Kazumi, with no shirt on and the love potion still running through his system, though she didn't appear to be affected by it, thankfully.

"Are you alright, Naruto-sensei?" Kazumi asked worriedly, the blush on her face hidden by the room's lighting.

Naruto sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "Just being chased by horde of wild animals."

She shot him a curious look, but shook it off and focused back on her photos, trying to ignore the feeling of heat in her body. She vaguely noted Naruto kneeling next to her, looking over her work.

"Why do you still manually develop photos, Kazumi-chan? There are digital cameras." Naruto asked questioningly.

Kazumi shrugged, not noticing that she unbuttoned the top three clasps on her shirt. "It makes me feel like I really did the work, you know? I made these pictures, they're my creations, and I should take care of them."

Naruto smiled at the red-headed reporter. "That's a very mature and respectable mindset, Kazumi-chan."

Kazumi's face felt like it was burning from the inside out, the same with her body. Small pants came from her mouth as her hands undid more buttons, trying to relieve the heat emanating from her body.

Naruto didn't see any of this, as he was trying to identify a smell that had appeared out of nowhere, but the developing solution confused his nose. It smells like…honey? Peach blossoms?

And then it him; it was the smell of woman who was aroused.

He turned his head slowly, feeling hot breath on his neck, coming face-to-face with Kazumi, her eyes half-lidded and dull with lust, panting heavily.

Without warning, the reporter dived on him, crashing her lips against his and pushing him to the floor with her body, which she began to grind against him.

"Naruto-kun…I want it…" She moaned into his mouth between kisses, "I want you to take me…"

Her low, sultry voice made his body betray him, and she could feel, pressing their bodies together as if trying to mold them into one.

Naruto's thoughts raced as Kazumi shoved her tongue in his mouth. Shit, I need to act quickly! The thing I did before won't work here, and I refuse to hurt her! That means the only option is…

With an appreciative moan as his hands came up, Kazumi was unaware of his intentions as his hands gripped her thighs, finding the multitude nerve endings there and sending a pleasurable shock straight into them.

With a loud scream of absolute pleasure, Kazumi's back arched and her eyes widened as she came, hard.

Her scream tapered out and she slumped onto Naruto's chest, blacked out from over-exposure to pleasure, leaving Naruto with a hard problem and a wet stain where their crotches were.

"Looks like someone's had some practice," said a teasing, yet lazy voice. Naruto whipped around, trying to hide his crotch, to find Jenna Gloma sitting on the table next to him with her legs crossed, "Relax, the potions don't work on Medians. Besides, I'm with one of your alternate selves, so I'm good on that front." She glanced down at his groin, which still hadn't gone down. "And that front too," she smirked.

Jenna had to hold in the laugh as Naruto, normally unflappable, blushed like school-girl with her first crush.

…

(Later That Day…)

After Naruto had cleaned himself up and pulled a shirt, his jacket and glasses from his pocket and gotten dressed, he buttoned Kazumi's shirt back up, but there was nothing else he would do, and decided to just live the effects.

Afterwards, Asuna had kicked down the door, followed meekly by Negi, and then tried to bludgeon him into unconsciousness with her feet.

Naruto caught her ankle in a firm grip and held it there, glaring into her heterochromic eyes with hard cerulean. "I've already purged the potion from my system, so there won't be any more lust-crazy girls chasing after me (behind him, Jenna scoffed in disbelief). However, I do have a question for you…"

He let her leg go and glared into her eyes. "What the hell did you need a love potion for?"

Asuna shivered at the feeling Naruto was exuding. "I-I needed it to c-confess to-"

He cut her off quickly, "That's not going to fly, Asuna. Love potions are illegal for a reason."

The sound of footsteps drew their attention to two new arrivals, Shizuna and Takahata, who arrived looking very worried.

"Naruto-kun, what's going on?" Shizuna asked worriedly, "We heard a loud scream and found the majority of Class 2-A passed out in the hallway with nosebleeds and smiles!"

Naruto sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "I know…Negi somehow made a love potion for Asuna, they wrestled over it and they managed to make me drink it, though on accident. I knocked out the girls pretty quickly, so they should wake up thinking it was some sort of dream."

Takahata rubbed his temples in distress as Shizuna sighed and palmed her face in distress. "Well, the girls will find it strange, but we can make up some kind of excuse." Takahata said lowly, "But you, Asuna, Negi, will have to face punishment for this."

Asuna gaped in shock while Negi lowered his head shamefully. "What? Why me?!"

Shizuna gave the red-head a glare that seemed out of place on the normally smiling woman. "You convinced Negi to make the love potion, and almost caused an incident that could have exposed magic to a lot of people."

Negi wilted under the mint-haired guidance counselor's evil eye. "And you, Negi, for making a banned substance. You let your need to make friends override your common sense."

Takahata sighed and crooked a finger at the contrite pair. "Come on, kids. I'm going to take you to see the dean he'll be the one to decide your punishment."

The two followed Takahata with heads bowed and ashamed blushes on their cheeks, leaving Naruto and Shizuna behind.

"That was quite the close call," Shizuna commented lightly.

Naruto shot her a questioning glance. "What do you mean? I'm sure we've already established that this was close to revealing magic."

The mint-haired counselor smirked at him teasingly. "Kazumi-chan put a security camera in her dark room to make sure no one else steals her work. And it just so happens that security camera is hooked up to a television in my office…where I was eating during the potion incident…"

The blood drained from Naruto's face as he stared at Shizuna in horror. She stepped closer to him and trailed her hand softly down his chest, their faces mere inches apart. "I wonder…" She murmured quietly, "What would happen if I let people see a handsome blonde man make a girl scream in pleasure and pass out from the force of her orgasm by simply touching her?"

Naruto was now whiter than a ghost. He already had fan girls from his looks alone, add those with the fans for his adult novels with the tape…that would be Hell for him. He would never get any rest ever again.

"Please don't," He whispered shakily, "I will do absolutely anything for you to not show anyone that tape."

Shizuna's lips quirked in a teasing smile as her eyes became half-lidded and cloudy. They were now practically touching noses. "Absolutely anything I want? That's a big promise to make, Naruto-kun…"

She stalked around Naruto in a circle, trailing her hands over his muscles lightly, before she embraced him from behind, her hands fondling (there was absolutely no other word for it) his chest as she rested her nose in the crook of his neck and her body molded to his back, she deeply inhaled his scent as her hands went lower and felt his abdomen.

"Maybe I should just keep the tape for myself…so I can watch it while I'm alone and imagine myself in Kazumi's position…and imagine what else would happen afterwards…"

Naruto was frozen, his body shaking and mouth gaping slightly as Shizuna's hands lowered even more and she placed soft, small kisses along his neck. "Or maybe…" She whispered lustfully into his ear, "I can just find out now…"

She kissed a pulse point behind his ear as her hands squeezed his crotch…and then she shook her head. "Nah," She said, "I think I'll just save the tape for now. You never know when you'll need blackmail with a powerful mage such as yourself."

Shizuna smiled sultrily at him and leaned in to whisper, "So I'll just keep it with me…" Her moist pink tongue ran along the edge of his ear and she finished her sentence. "For now…"

She began to walk away, trailing her hand along his jawline, before turning and leaving down the hall, a little more swing in her hips and confidence in her step.

Naruto gaped after her, his eyes wide and only leaving her hips and backside when she went around a corner.

Shizuna was glad she didn't look back. The whole effort would have been ruined if Naruto could see how red her face was.

Now, Naruto was no stranger to being teased. He'd dealt with it many times over his life, even having a woman sneak into his room and pose on his bed naked, more than once.

But something about Shizuna had him completely off balance. It might have been the fact that she seemed like a normal, if not intelligent and sweet (and magical) woman, not a woman who would grope him in the middle of a school full of girls and blackmail him as well to get what she wanted.

He could honestly say that he could probably shatter a pillar made of solid diamond at the moment.

Absentmindedly, he realized that walking around a school full of girls (pretty ones at that) aroused as he was, would be a bad idea, for more than his career. He flexed his magic and created a ball of ice in of his hand, and with the other opened the front of his pants and dropped it in.

The shock of the cold pulled him rather forcefully out of his lust/shock induced trance. He hopped on the spot wildly, before remembering that he had magic and vanished the ice.

"These women will be the death of me…" He muttered under his breath, rubbing the bridge of his nose exasperatedly.

He honestly couldn't tell if he was looking forward to it or dreading it.

…

(Even Later…)

After the school day had ended, Naruto was now on his way to Chao Bao Zi to grab dinner. Zazie had begged off joining him, citing that she needed to meet with other members of the Nightmare Circus and practice, though she absolutely refused to meet his eyes.

Naruto wasn't surprised. He knew she was a member of the Royal Family of the Demon Folk, so the love potion's memory erasing ability wouldn't have worked, and she remembered everything.

So now he was on his own. He took the time during his walk to enjoy the sounds and smells of Mahora. The restaurants and eateries were opened and dealing with the dinner rush, so there weren't many people outside.

A small scuffle down an alley caught his attention. "Give me your money and I won't kill you, bitch!" A rough male voice growled.

"Screw you!"

Naruto looked down the alley in time to see Chizuru Naba knee a thuggish man in the groin- and the man's response.

He held a switchblade in his right hand and grabbed his groin with his left, and stabbed at her with the blade wildly. It cut into the side of her neck, missing her jugular or any fatal spots, but still stunning her from the pain.

Naruto saw the blood drip down her neck, and his whole vision fell into a red spectrum.

"You stupid bitch! I'll kill you!" The thug sneered at her.

A tanned hand grabbed his wrist and pulled it away from Chizuru, while another fist slammed into the junction of his shoulder and arm.

Naruto pulled the arm back as he punched, and the thug's shoulder cracked and bent grotesquely. He gripped the thug under his arm and hurled him over his blonde head and into the street while pulling the knife from his grip.

The thug hit the street roughly, crying out in pain as his shoulder was jostled.

Naruto took the knife he had pulled and flicked it at the thug, piercing his left shoulder all the way up to the hilt and making him scream in pain.

With a furious visage, Naruto stalked over to the thug who was rolling on the ground in pain, and stomped on his crotch.

The thug's eyes bulged and his face turned blue, a strangled shriek sounding out from his mouth.

Naruto drew his foot back and kicked the thug in the chin, the back of his head bouncing off of the concrete and sending him into unconsciousness.

Without a magical healing session, that thug would never regain full use in his arms again, and would never have children.

"No one touches my students." Naruto growled at the unconscious man.

Turning back to Chizuru, he observed that she was shaking and staring wide-eyed at the wall with unseeing eyes as tears rolled down her cheeks. She jumped violently when Naruto touched her shoulder, looking as if she was just now seeing him.

Her lips began to tremble as tears came faster, and she leaped forward and wrapped her arms around Naruto, sobbing into his chest as he stroked her long brown hair.

"You're alright, Chizuru-chan. You'll be just fine." Naruto murmured to her softly. I need to find Shizuna. She's can help her more than I can.

Naruto picked Chizuru up in a bridal carry, letting her head rest on his neck as he ran towards Shizuna's house.

…

Shizuna Minamoto lived in a small cottage on campus, with a bathroom, a kitchen, a bedroom and a living room, along with a dining room. All of it was small, because Shizuna rarely, if ever, had anyone over to visit, and having a bigger house would have been wasteful.

The mint-haired counselor picked at her plate of stir-fry, her mind on the events of the day, more specifically the blonde sensei in the middle of it: Naruto.

She didn't know where it came from, but she liked the look on Naruto's face when she teased him. He had been majorly stunned, and the stuttering and shaking was very cute.

Not to mention she had gotten quite the feel of him, and she liked what she felt.

A blush lit up Shizuna's cheeks as she thought of her actions. Being a fan of Naruto's works (his adult novels), she had always wondered if the rumors about the story's protagonist being Naruto under a different name were true.

Three knocks on her door pulled her out of her thoughts. She went answer it, finding Naruto standing in the doorway. Shizuna went to tease him, but her eyes were drawn to the girl he was carrying in his arms, and the blood on her collar.

"Naruto-kun, what's going on?" She asked in surprise.

Naruto smiled sadly. "Chizuru was attacked earlier tonight. Can I come in?"

Shizuna shook herself and motioned for him to enter. "Of course, let me get my fist aid kit. Set Chizuru-chan down on my bed, I'll be with you in a second."

Naruto went to Shizuna's bedroom and tried to set Chizuru down on the blue sheeted bed, but the motherly girl wouldn't let got of him, and whimpered when he tried to leave, so he sat on the bed with her in his lap.

Shizuna came back with her first aid kit and opened it, taking what she needed. The older woman cleaned the wound and examined it, before putting some gauze on it and wrapping it with a few bandages.

"The cut's not very deep, so it won't require stitches, but it will leave a small scar." She commented, packing her supplies back up. Shizuna moved to sit by them on her bed as Naruto set Chizuru next to him, the girl still latched onto his side like a lifeline.

Fresh tears glittered in her eyes as she buried her head into Naruto's side. "I thought I was going to die…" She mumbled shakily.

"Oh, sweetie," Shizuna murmured softly. She moved up behind Chizuru as Naruto hugged her, and wrapped her arms around them both, holding the girl in between them to comfort her.

They fell asleep like that, holding on to one another and giving a scared girl the comfort she sought from the man who had saved her and the woman she trusted.

…

A/N: That's the end of the second chapter. Shorter than the first, I know, but it felt like the right place to end it.

I know people will be like, "Dude, you're moving the romances to fast!"

My response: No I'm not, shut up.

It's been proven that when someone experiences trauma (such as nearly being killed), they will latch on to the nearest source of comfort.

Also, the only romance that has been shown at all was the first couple of paragraphs. So far, the girls are only interested in Naruto, not totally in love and wildly lusting after him.

Also, I'm the author. I can literally do anything I want here. I will take suggestions, but that won't have any big effects on the story.

Next chapter: Dodgeball and Library Island.

Thanks once again to NorthSouthGorem for his help with his characters and providing inspiration.

Keep Being Awesome!

-Soleneus