A/N: Hey everyone! So I've been away for a while again. oopsie. My brother got really sick so I haven't been able to update lately. I've missed this story, these characters and all of you so much. If you're still reading this, thank you for sticking with me. I enjoy writing, I just haven't had the time.

Warning: Total embarrassment on Sarah's behalf. If you don't want to watch her get scared yet again by her parents lack of self control, please find another story to read. lol. Embarrassing Sarah is the best part of my life sometimes.

Enjoy! :D

Sarah looked at her computer, biting her lip and shaking her leg nervously as she eyed her parents bedroom door. "Come on, just go in there and ask her." The young Bering-Wells stared at the Skype icon on her laptop, weighing the possible outcome of asking her mom if she could talk to Ryleigh. She stood outside the door, whispering to herself in an attempt to psych herself up; "You get to talk to mum all the time; imagine if you couldn't talk to her while she was away this whole time... I've been following all the rules of my grounding. Please can we have one date?" She nodded, happy with that and opened the door.

"Mom I... Oh my god!" Sarah dropped the laptop and ran out of the room screaming. "No ! Oh god! I can't! Ew! No no no no!"

Sarah's yelling was equally matched by Myka's, who was swearing and screaming, sheet clutched tight to her chest. "Shit." Myka whispered, catching her breath, picking up her own laptop which had been violently thrown to the side.

"Darling?" Helena's voice spoke softly and carefully. "Please tell me that didn't just happen."

"Damn it." Myka's head dropped back onto the headboard with a loud thump. "Ouch... Helena..." Myka whined.

"Okay. Here's what you're going to do my love..."

"Hide in here until you get back?" Myka asked hopefully.

"Unfortunately no darling. You need to go and find our daughter and you know... talk about this." Helena's voice was as unsure as the expression on her face.

"She saw me Helena! Well not everything but my hand was moving under the sheet!"

"Oh I know darling. I am very aware what your hand was doing." Helena said in a tone dripping with sex. She chuckled.

"This sucks! It's not funny. If you were here I would punch you."

"No you wouldn't. Pete is your punching bag, I'm a... two in one pillow blanket deal." The Brit winked, bringing a smile to her wife's face. "Go check on our girl and call me later."

"Okay I will. I love you."

"I love you. I'll be home soon. This guarding thing is just a lot of training." Helena held up her right arm showing off the chunky shackle. "Two more weeks love." Helena had been noticing Myka's eyes looking more tired; lack of sleep and stress weighing down on her. Myka had told her that she has been restless, sleeping alone every night. Helena wanted so desperately to hold onto her wife tight, allowing her to sleep the whole night through. "I'm missing you and I'll be home soon I promise."

"I know. I miss you." Myka blew a kiss and waved. "Bye."

"Goodbye darling."

The screen went dark and Myka covered her face with a pillow, screaming loudly.

...

"No no no!" Sarah bursted into the B&B screaming as she ran to the safest place she could think of. "Claudia! Please be home."

"Hey kid what's up?" Claudia's door opened, toothbrush in her mouth. Sarah just bursted in, jumping on the bed, hiding under the covers. "Yeah sure come on in. I'm great by the way... yeah." She closed her door and went to the bathroom, getting rid of her toothbrush before returning to the room, staring at the invader, hearing her mumbling. "I'm sorry what was that?"

"My parents... my... my mom and... ew! Just ew Claudia! Why me!?" She groaned and hid her face in a pillow. "Is there an artifact that can wipe the last 20 Minutes from my memory? Please say yes, please please please say yes."

"First, you do remember why you're grounded right?" Silence and an eye roll was her answer. "Okay so no artifact. Second, please use your words in a way that's understandable to human beings."

Sarah sat up, hugging the pillow tight, her eyes glued to the ceiling. "Um... so my moms were skyping."

"Yeah they skype every day. They miss each other."

"I wanted to ask if I could skype Ryleigh so I walked in on them... skyping."

"Okay."

"Seriously!?" Sarah growled.

"Wow you sound like Myka when you say that."

"Sarah?" Myka started walking through the B&B, looking for her daughter. We have to talk about this."

"Speak of the devil." Claudia flew her door open and walked down the stairs. "Hey your kid is in my room freaking out like she saw you naked or something."

Myka blushed. "I wasn't totally naked. There was a sheet."

'What!? You did... you were?"

"Yeah Claude I know worst mom ever award goes to me."

"Nah... most embarassing maybe but never the worst. You and HG are like... parents of the year."

"Thanks Claudia. I have to fix this." Myka sighed.

"Dude... you're a great mom but some things just can't be fixed."

"Artifact?" She covered her mouth before Claudia could say anything. "I know... bad idea."

Claudia laughed and ran out the front door. "Heading to the warehouse, call me when the coast is clear."

...

Three sharp knocks on the door drew Sarah's attention. "Sweetie?"

"Come in."

Myka slowly opened the door, Sarah still staring at the ceiling. Myka sat next to her and looked the other direction.

"So..." Myka said.

"So... can we maybe not make this into a big thing?"

"I won't but we need to talk about it." Myka and Sarah were equally awkward; fidgeting and biting their lips nervously. In this moment, Sarah was a carbon copy of her mother. "Look..." Myka broke the silence. "Your mom and I just really missed each other... when you're in a relationship with someone and you are apart you start missing the intimate..."

"Mom please stop there. I get it and I'm kind of really grossed out but I get it. We don't need to talk about it."

"You sure?"

Sarah nodded fast. "You guys talked to me about sex at a very young age so I am aware that it happens but I don't need to see it. I also understand that I am at fault because I didn't knock on the door first and for that I am very sorry."

Myka smiled and chuckled lightly. "You're an amazing kid. How did your mom and I get so lucky?"

"I'm the product of two amazing women so... makes sense."

Myka stood up and kissed Sarah's forehead. "I love you." She headed toward the door.

"Mom?" Sarah stopped her and watched as her mom's hazel eyes searched her face questioningly. "I was gonna ask you this morning if I could have a skype date with Ryleigh."

"Oh. Well you're grounded."

"But I've been doing great and I haven't broken a single rule."

Myka sighed loudly, watching her daughters eyes pleading with her. "Sure. You can have a skype date. You are grounded though so let's say you can only stay on it for an hour?"

"Really!?" Sarah smiled, jumping off the bed. "Thank you thank you thank you!" She started running out of the room.

"It's the least I can do after everything." Myka yelled as her daughter disappeared.

...

"So... How was it?" Helena asked as Myka's face popped onto the sceen.

"It was awkward, but you know... we have a great kid."

"The best." Helena agreed.

"I think she'll be okay and we're okay and just... don't make eye contact right when you see her and you'll be fine. According to Claudia we may be the most embarassing parents ever; but even so, we are doing a great job." Myka said, moving the laptop to the side of the bed as she rolled onto her side, propping her head up on the pillows.

"You're so beautiful." Helena whispered.

"Shut up." Myka said, hiding her face.

"You really are though. Stunning and gorgeous and I have no idea what I did to deserve you."

"Baby..."

"Yes Myka?"

"I wish you were home. A month is too long."

"Agreed my love."

Myka yawned, causing Helena to smile and giggle softly.

"You're laughing at me."

"Darling, you've had a long day. You need to go to sleep."

"I'm not tired." Myka yawned again. "I promise I'm not tired. I'm just exhausted."

"I will text you in the morning. Go to sleep and tell Sarah I miss her and I love her."

"I will." Myka snuggled into the blankets. "Come home already."

"Soon I promise."

They said their goodbyes and blew their kisses, before turning skype off.

...

Myka woke up in the middle of the night, startled by someone in her bed. "What the hell!?"

"Mom? You okay?" Sarah asked sitting up.

"Sarah what are you doing in here? You scared me." Myka flicked the light on, her other hand loosening the grip on her side arm.

"Really mom? Your gun?"

"It was a reflex. What's going on? Are you okay?" Myka sat back against the headboard.

"Yeah I just... I know you miss mom and so do I. I didn't want you to have to sleep by yourself again." Sarah stared at her hands.

"Awww sweetie." Myka pulled her daughter into a hug. "You are the best. Thank you." She layed on her back, bringing Sarah with her, humming as she ran her fingers through her hair.

"I love you mom."

"I love you." She kissed the top of Sarah's head, pulling her close. "We can both give your mom a call in the morning okay?" She felt Sarah nod against her chest as she dozed off. Myka followed shortly after, falling asleep with one of the two loves of her life. It was the first restful night's sleep she's had since Helena had left two weeks ago. She fell asleep hoping the next couple of weeks would pass quickly, and they would.

Thank you guys for reading this. :) It's a short chapter, just a filler before HG comes back from her trip and there will be some fun dramatic and cute chapters following so please stick around. I will try really hard to keep updating. *Crossing fingers*

I love you all! Thank you again and please feel free to review or comment. I love reading what you think. Means a lot to me. :D 3