Letter to Allistor

If eight year olds could use punctuation.

TO: Allistor Scott

FROM: Ralph Kirkland

Hey Allistor! Here's that list you asked for. You'd better write a thank you letter back to me after this; it was fucking awful trying to write this shit and send it to you without dear Artie noticing.

And yes, I do intend to stop you from doing any more hanky-panky with Artie, just giving you the heads up (I'm giving you info 'cause it's more interesting this way, Glasgow boy)

Francis: Shit beard's been pretty obvious lately, I'm thinking of attaching Bruce to Arthur as protection.

Antonio: I'm not so sure about this guy, it's pretty hard to tell what he's thinking (if he thinks at all), but he acts differently around Artie so I'm just gonna put him under 'maybe'

Gilbert: The dude-miester himself. Indeed, he's informed me many a time that he enjoys spending time with Artie. Until then I'd thought it had been impossible for him to be even slightly bashful. I was shocked to say the least

Roderich: You saw the dress thing.

Mathias: Drunk-ass bastard nearly punched my head off. I wouldn't worry about him for too much longer though, he's going to some place in Scandinavia to help with his whole 'drown sorrows in alcohol' thing.

Lukas: Cold guy. Over the three or so months of us being here, I think that Arthur has warmed him up ever so slightly. I heard he was headed back to Scandinavia with his little brother and Mathias. I guess he has problems too. I mean, we all do, but I digress

Kiku: Kiku not so much. I think they're good friends and all, but he probably doesn't even think that way.

Ivan: You know when I said Lukas was cold? This guy's colder, but in a more literal sense. He's a psycho, Russian, big coat and scarf wearing freak who Arthur shouldn't be around, but ends up going to see sunflowers with anyway.

Vlad: he's a vampire

The Vargas brothers count as the same person: They like to hog Arthur's attention

And that, dear Allistor was my not quite complete list of people who may or may not have a bit of a thing for bushy brows. Obsessive? Me? Of course. There's fuck all to do around here, I may as well place a few bets with Elizabeta and see how this plays out, watching just means I have a better chance of winning money.

P.S I really do want that 'thank you' note

TO: Ralph Kirkland

From: Allistor Scott

Fuck you, I'll say thank you when I'm ready.

Hey everyone, you'll just have to deal with a letter this week because I have exams!

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