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Annabeth POV:

I saw her again, the bushy haired girl. She was sprinting after me (well, as fast as she could in her robes). Of course, I was faster with all the years of training under my belt.

Whipping out her wand, she yelled, "Stupefy!"

I suddenly had the world's worst cramp. I couldn't move my legs, then my arms, and lastly my head. I crashed to the floor, wishing I could scream in pain. But my lips were frozen.

She ran over to where she heard me fall. Bending over me, she felt for my head, feeling for my cap, and then pulled it off, revealing my body.

"YOU! Why were you in my dorm that time?" She contorted her face in thought. Looking around she quickly put the cap back on my head, pulling me by my shirt collar. Bushy- haired pushed back a tapestry, pulling me inside. Once in, the spell wore off and I started to make a dash for it. But she was faster.

I fell to the floor again, my feet bound by an invisible bound. She knelt down in front of me, yanking off my hat.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" I said loudly, praying that someone would hear me. She stuffed a handkerchief into my mouth.

"Me? I was about to ask you the same question. Come on, you can walk now but can't use your arm," she told me sternly.

She yanked me up by my arm. Sure enough, when I tried moving my arms, they could not move an inch.

This sucked.

Percy POV:

Annabeth hadn't returned in a while. Hadn't she said that she was only going out for an hour or two? Well, three hours have passed, and there is still no sign of her. I decided to go search for her, and Thalia also agreed to come along. Nico and Grover stayed back- they needed to guard the Room of Requirement.

We crept stealthily through the halls until we reached where Annabeth had said that the Gryffindor common room was. The painting of a fat lady regarded us snobbily, and she said, "password?"

That left us stumped. We had no idea what to do. Suddenly, I felt someone tapping my shoulder. One of the Gryffindor students stood there. "Forget the password? Well, it's 'fiddlewink.'" I blinked, then remembered that no one would have noticed that I was gone yet, since classes were over by the time I had decided to return to the Room.

The student glanced suspiciously at Thalia, and then entered the common room, us following closely behind. We had penetrated the suspects' base. "Up here," Thalia called, and then motioned towards the boys' dormitory. I followed her as she walked up the stairs.

Harry POV:

I helped Hermione put a powerful sleeping spells in the students in our dorm, then turned to the conscious occupants of the room.

"Well, I wouldn't put it beyond you Hermione." I said as I looked at the paralyzed girl sitting In the wooden chair.

"You're all psychos. Where do you keep the axes?" She asked in her ever present mocking tone.

Hermione bent down to her eye level, "In the drawer, beneath my underwear." A smirk crossed Hermione's face. Hermione was really getting to be a good actor.

"Wouldn't be surprised. Do you keep your 'How to Dropkick People' manual in their as well?"

"Don't need one, I wrote it."

"Wait!" I burst out. "So you do have connections to Percy Jackson!" My face flooded with joy. We were, for the first time in our lives, getting somewhere. "You must be Annabeth! I heard Percy mention you in the hospital!"

She looked away from us.

"Yeah, okay. I am. My connection to him? Do you Brits know what a relationship is?" She stuck out her tongue, making rude, morbid, motions with it.

"Can we please get rid of her now?" Pleaded Ron. He hated having her here. We all did. She was rude, annoying, and a bigger know it all than Hermione.

"What are you?" I asked slowly.

"You're the ones to talk. What race are you?" She asked slyly.

"I think that's pretty obvious. The question is what are you?" I said, not blinking.

She mumbled something in a foreign language.

"Greek."

I snapped my head towards Ron, shocked.

"It's ancient Greek." He finished.

"How do you..." I started.

"We passed through Greece on our way to Egypt. The wizards there are really strange. Also, I learned about this thing called a half blood. Whatever that is." Ron mumbled.

"It?" Annabeth cried in outrage. "We are not its! Couldn't say the same for you though!" Her face contorted in fear as soon as she said this. She just gave something really valuable up.

"You give up information way to easily." Hermione sighed.

(A/N: WARNING! VERY OOC PART COMING UP! If you don't like to read OOC parts, skip ahead to the next Author's Note.)

"Ugh! This is like Maximum Ride!" She cried out. Ron jumped back in shock. "Just grow wings on me!" Annabeth screamed.

"And we're the doctors. " Hermione said, amused.

"That's for damn sure!" Annabeth shot back.

Okay, I couldn't resist. "I heard that they're making a movie!" I practically screeched.

Ron looked at me as if I was Fluffy, the school's favorite pet.

"Max is... well she's like... never mind." I stopped, not wanting to reveal all the elements of my happy place.

"OH My God!" Hermione screamed. "YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! GOSH, I NEED FRIENDS OF THE SAME GENDER!"

"You would be rejected as a social outcast. I mean, most girls aren't that into Call of Duty and the Walking Dead." I said bluntly.

"What are you all talking about?" Ron asked us both.

"You watch Walking Dead?" Annabeth yelled. We all jumped back. "Did you see the season final? So cool!"

(A/N: very OOC part finished. Go on.)

Just at that moment, in the middle of our spur of the moment conversation, the door flew open.

Annabeth Pov:

If you ever wondered what a Demigod-wizard battle looked like, think of rabid dogs in a washing machine.

Not that I saw much of it, I was flat on my face.

"Annabeth!" Percy yelled. He flipped me over and planted a kiss on my lips. His lips tasted like the ocean.

We were interrupted by Ron slamming his foot into Percy's side. Percy flew back, cracking a bed frame.

I looked around. Harry was shouting out some Latiny stuff, rays of color flying from his wand. Grover (where did he come from? He probably came to check on us) had just hit Hermione in the chest with his hooves (I smiled evilly), and Thalia had Harry on the ground and was beating the living daylights out of him. Blood was pouring from every ones noses and I had a burn from being thrown back into the old fashioned heater.

The spell must have been coming undone- I could move various body parts again. I hopped up, only to be approached by Hermione. I swung my arm in a hook, but she ducked, and instead I nailed Death Boy.

"WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT FOR?" He screamed. I slapped him upside the head for using such language (though it was probably my fault.) I fell on my face again, not because of a spell but because Hermione had my legs in a brace.

We were yelling at each other in two different languages. Since I was much taller, I grabbed her head. I yelled the nastiest things in Greek, and I'm sure I did not want to Google translate what she was saying in Latin.

We went on like that for another ten minutes. I think I heard her arm crack (more evil smiles).

Suddenly, the mahogany door flew open, revealing the laughing face of Albus Percival Wulfrick Brian Dumbledore.

A/N: WE'RE SO SORRY! Duck 2's computer basically blew up for all the use we got out of it, and we had a bunch of projects due and tests and the like. So, this chapter was written by Duck 2, edited by me, Duck 1.

Oh, and in case you're wondering why we put the brief Percabeth kiss in, our romance-obsessed friend begged us to.

-Duck 1

A/N- So this week, me computer went to the big dell store in the sky. I might be getting a new one soon. Apparently, (and i quote), "The virus is mostly gone from this one." I couldn't get on my home computer as well because my mom upgraded us to icloud. Anyway, I hoped you liked our chapter. tell us what you think about Harry and Max. Cross over possibility? (Don't get your hopes up.) How about Hermione and the Walking Dead? (Totally done on impulse. It just seemed right.) So hopefully I will be able to stay in tuned to more often now.

- Duck 2

Random story of the day:

My friend and I were on a school trip to Six Flags, and we both won these giant squid hats. We wore them most of the day, and when we passed another guy wearing a blue quid hat, I held my arms out and yelled, "BROTHER!" And we continued to walk in silence.

-Duck 1