Disclaimer, I own neither the Harry Potter series nor any other series mentioned or involved in this. If you believed that I did, you may want to lay off the Red-Eye...
Professor McGonagall,
Through our associates in the Bank of London, we have been informed that, following a major accident, Mr. Potter's body underwent a medical procedure known as Cryogenic Freezing, where his body was put into a state of suspended animation until such a time as he can be safely restored and healed.
His vaults have been frozen, save for the annual payments for his continued upkeep.
Thank you,
Bladvak
Junior Account Manager
Gringotts, London
With the hero gone, Voldemort's arrival went near unchallenged, and for a time, it seemed he would soon gain power enough to move to take over greater Europe, even more...
...Then, there was a disaster known to the muggles as The Gate Incident, which crushed Voldemort under a literal ton of moon-rock.
Many of their numbers wiped out by falling meteorites, the pure-bloods still refused to escape as many muggles, and muggle born, did on star ships. Through inbreeding, made even worse by their far diminished numbers, in just the fifty years following the incident, pure-blood wizards were just on this side of extinction as muggleborns spread to the stars...
And, as for Mister Potter...
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...Chances of rock-showers today-10%
"Edward, Dinner!" A young boy called from a small cooking fire. Climbing atop the debris, his found his red-haired friend laying on the ground with a smile.
"Bebop! Here, here! Alright! Woo-Hoo!" The tanned red-head flailed about before bending round to type something...with her feet...
Smiling as his friends antics, that smiled stopped when he heard a familiar whistling, just before-
BOOM!
Laying in the debris of the meteor strike, they could hear the radio...
Chances of Rock Showers today upgraded to-90%
"Really?" Ed deadpanned.
"So much for dinner," Harry groaned.