(Later that day)
The Green Velvet Bar
"...After assaulted Miss. Kim Possible-Wayne, Mrs. Amanda Rockwaller was then arrested for Click!"
"HEY! I was watching that..."
A pair of black lips quirked, "Well, you're suppose to watchin' the door, aren't yah Midas?"
The 6"1', heavily muscled man limply waved the comment away, "Well, Sheege..."
"HEY! I've told you, DON'T call me that, you φθψκινγ φαιρυ!(fucking fairy!)" The woman bristled, holding a fist under the bigger man's nose.
"Kισς μυ ασς, βιτψη(Kiss my ass, bitch)!"
"ENOUGH!"
A large man dressed in a kilt walked in between the two, "That is enough, you two..."
"But Duffee... She insulted meee..." Midas whined.
The kilted man raised a eye at that, "But Midas... You are a fairy..."
Midas made kissy faces at the hairy Scot, "Your fairy..."
Duff rolled his eyes and pushed the man towards the door, "Go watch the door, you crazy Greek..."
He turns back to the pale bartender, muttering "What?" to her smirk.
"Oooh, nothing... Just wondering when he's goin' to finally get under that dress of yours...Duffee..."
She left him sputtering as she walked down to the other end of the bar to top off a resident of the bar's drink.
"Fr-eaky... Sara, what did you do to that poor boy?"
Sara turned to the blonde, "Noth-ing... Just made a joke at his expense..."
She slid a Freak* in front of the girl, "So what's up with you Lynn, how that bike messenger job goin'?"
Adrena took a sip of the drink with a wink, "Not bad, it's goin'."
"Hey! Sara! You got a call!"
"Thanks...Duffee..."
He flushed and muttered as he handed her the phone.
"Green Velvet bar, this is Sara speaking."
"Aaahh, Shego... So good to hear that lovely voice once more..."
Sara turned back to her boss, "Hey Duff, I'm goin' to haveta step in the back to take this..."
Once she had closed the door behind her, she hissed, "God damn it, Hench. What are you doing calling me here?"
A chuckle oozed its way out of the phone, "What? Can't a old... friend call to catch up?"
Sara started pacing, "What. Do. You. WANT. Hench?"
"Now, now, Shego. There's no reason to be rude." She heard some rustling on the other side of the line. "So, how are your brothers? I see the twins just won a doubles tennis tournament..."
Sara stopped, a look of horror on her face, "Leave my brothers alone Hench. Now, what do you want..."
"Very well, Shego, to business then. Tonight there will be a party at Rockwaller Industries to celebrate the merger with Wayne Enterprises. The client simply wants a USB drive plugged into the main computer system."
Sara snorted, "Why don't you use Falsetto Jones then? He enjoys that corporate crap..."
"I would use him... If he wasn't the wrong gender."
Sara blinked, "Wha..."
"The security system needs a certain voice print to open the door leading to the main drives."
"Wait, wait-wait-wait. What are you having me do?"
"Just a simple voice recording, Falsetto will take care of the rest. The dress..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa... A dress? Why aren't you having Camille do this?"
"I would use her if I knew where she was!" Hench snapped.
Sara chuckled, "That's what you get when you deal with a shape-shifter, Hench." She sat down on a crate filled with empty beer bottles, "Now, what's this about a dress?"
Sara Go's apartment
Sara unlocked the door, two pizzas in her hands.
"Dinner's here, boys!" She calls out
"SARA!" Twin voices call back.
Two pre-teen boys, a matching set, comes running down the hall and tackles her legs.
"Oh no!" she says in a mock-scared voice, "The Wego's got me... What ever shall I doo..."
She starts dragging them down the hall, "I... must... get... away..."
A teenager walks out of the kitchen, a purple knit hat on his head, "Hey Sara."
She gives him a one-arm hug, "Hey Matt..." She steps (well, slides) back, "How was the treatment today?"
Matt runs a hand over his knit cap, "Not too bad today... You're home early..."
She hands the pizza to the twins, "Will, Wally, go put this on the table, me and Matt have to talk."
As the twins walk away she turns back to Matt, "Matt, I got a 'phone call' today from... Hench."
"WHAT?" he hissed, "What did the bastard want?"
"To offer me a job... One I'm going to need your help with."
Sara unlocks a room she swore she would never open again and flipped the switch.
The light stutters on, revealing... a normal room. In the middle of the room was a desk with what seemed a normal, dusty laptop on top.
Sara took a deep breath... and turned it on.
A box appeared on screen
PASSWORD?
SHEGOESFAST
...
..
.
PASSWORD CONFIRMED,
WELCOME BACK, SHEGO.
LOADING EVL. NET
Sara leaned back in the chair.
YOU HAVE 1 NEW MAIL!
Sara clicked it.
FROM: HENCH. EVL. NET
TO: SHEGO. EVL. NET
SUBJECT: TARGET FOR TONIGHT
There was a knock at the door, "Sara?" Matt stuck his head in, "Would you like something to eat?" He holds up a plate with pizza on it.
"Umm..."
"Wow, who is THAT?"
She turns back to the screen, a gorgeous redhead with the name KIM POSSIBLE-WYANE printed underneath it.
"My target tonight."
*a tumbler of vodka w/crushed ice, touch of red food dye, teaspoon of lemon juice, & a slice of lime. (I made this drink up, I don't know how it would taste. P.S: If anyone makes it, let me know how it tastes...)
YES, I KNOW this is a short chapter but I wanted to leave a space between this and the next. That's Sara's and Kim's first meeting and it's goin' to begood...